Pike's Questionable Apple Pie

Someone had to much of my Apple Pie.....

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Hello and good morning to everyone following along still!
There have been changes to my person life lately, most importantly, I've relocated!
Now based out of the great city of Spokane!

Awkwardly, Pike

HE'S BACK EVERYONE!

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Oh yes!
Phase 2 of "Operation: Ship Crew Pie" complete........

Pike's Questionable Apple Pie's cover photo

Sooooooo..........I forgot my recipe temporarily last night........
But fret not!
I remembered it!
What I forgot was to grab DOUBLE of everything so as to make 10gallons, not 5.
And HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Luther!
He got a small bottle from my first batch of the year as a b day gift.
Enjoy!

Oh yes.........first batch of the year.........

10gal of my Apple Pie is done.
"Ship Crew Edition".
You can use this drink to start fires.

I'm getting the itch to make more of my Apple Pie.
I've even had requests to mske a 'virgin' pie.
Any thoughts?

So. A little update to those that have liked my Apple Pie adult beverage. It is now stronger! I just ran out of a six gallon batch of my new potent Pie, to great reviews! I shall be making more here very shortly. That is all.

Good news everybody!! I am in the works of making an extra special 6 GALLON BATCH of Pike's Questionable Apple Pie. But this round is EXTRA special. I have acquired 6 bottles of Everclear 190 proof!!
So this 6 gallons shall be known as Pike's EPICALLY Questionable Apple Pie!!

I have now finished making and bottling another 4 gal(!) batch of my DELICIOSO Apple Pie drank. Who's going to Sir Eddies to get some? lol

Wow!! Been so busy lately!!
So today I will be making ANOTHER double batch of Apple Pie. I will be fully stockeed for Sir Eddies!! Let me know if you want to some......

Upcoming Events in the Kingdom of An Tir

Okay everyone.
I'm about to start another batch in preparation/restocking for Sir Edward's.
Let me know what you want in a PM and I will hold onto it for you.
Donations only.
I will be getting to the event early. Thank you everyone, and spread the word!
http://www.antir.sca.org/Upcoming/?Event_ID=2961

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So. Just looked at my recipe for the brew. Seems I accidentally doubled one of the ingrediants......oops.

finished bottling up the 16oz and 2 more of the 1 liter/32 oz bottles. Let me know if you want any. Send me a PM. Apparently it's a hot item right now. Who knew?
I will be bringing it to my first event at Sir Eddies.

16oz on the left. 1 liter/32 oz on the right.

So half of the 8- 1 liter bottles from the last batch are gone now. Yay!! I will be bottling up the 16oz bottles in 5 min!

I would also like to thank Skallagrim Grimkjellson for brainstorming the label/profile pic of the product. I mentioned what I wanted to do, then he had his telepathic farming gremlins sn**ch what I was thinking, and slammed them into the ass of his computer. He is a genius.

Okay. Batch complete. Bottled. Time to start on next batch.