Randy Weasel

Happy Birthday Doctor Who!

What? That was YESTERDAY? Advick you useless lump of a Goose - you set the WEZDIS controls wrong...AGAIN! Last time I let you try and pilot us anywhere!!!

Sigh, well let's head off to the 70th anniversary instead then. Sneak preview of the 19th Doctor below!

Happy New Year! Hope everyone didn't overdo the eggnog last night - Advick's still got his head in a bucket right now.

That’s All Folks (Christmas/New Year 2022) Happy new year listeners. Hopefully by now you’ll have discovered the 2022 Christmas special. If not, I’ll give you a few moments to catch up and then you can get right back here. >Doctor WHease…

It's Chrrrrrrrrristmas...Doctor WHeasel!

Can you cope with...an Infinite Christmas?!

Listen all the way to the end for a very special announcement!!!

The Infinite Christmas (Christmas Special 2022) by Doctor WHeasel: Misadventures in Time & Space At the end of time itself, Doctor Wheasel and Advick Weasel finally track down Advick’s robotic duplicate A9 for a long overdue confrontation. Things take a bizarrely seasonal turn of events, and for once, the Time Weasel might have finally bitten off more than he can chew – and we’re not talk...

The overnight ratings are in! The Doctor WHeasel Halloween Special 2022 is rated 127% on Rotten Bananas, and has a MetaCrisis score of 111ty Thousand too.

Ha! And they said I'd never amount to anything.

It's dark outside now...so will you be the first (or last!) in your street to listen to the Doctor WHeasel Halloween Special 2022!

Available from wherever cheesy podcasts are given away free!

The All Hallows Eve (Halloween Special 2022) by Doctor WHeasel: Misadventures in Time & Space Finally hot on the trail of the robotic miscreant A9 and his stolen WEZDIS, Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose find themselves on a curiously quiet, and very dark planet. Too quiet one might say, but it looks like at long last their quest is at an end. Now all they have to do, is traverse through a sin...

Of all the companion cameos in last night's surprisingly good Doctor Who, this was easily the most moving. ?

Well, stap my vitals and call me Susan. That was a decent DW episode for once.

(I'll ignore the multiple plot holes as I enjoyed the ride too much)

Thankfully, they didn't steal any of my magnificent plot ideas too!

Well, the acting is all recorded, the editing begun. Now if I can only find/create all the bloody obscure sound effects the flipping screenwriter has included in his 'masterpiece', I'd be one happy weasel!

Good news! The October/Halloween script is done, and recording can now commence on the All Hallows Eve special. Featuring the (possible) resolution of 12 months plot.

And even at least one joke!

Coming this 31st October

So, how does one go about applying to be head of state then?

I'm not sure AI can cope with Doctor WHeasel. I asked Dall-E-2 for 'A time travelling weasel dressed like an Edwardian gentleman and his pyjama clad goose companion' This is what it gave me!!!

Snubbed - again! It's almost like no one in the media knows how important I am to the entire fabric of society!!!!

Wait until I write about it in my Livejournal, THEN they'll rue th day they snubbed the Weasel!

Happy List 2022: The Independent celebrates 50 inspirational Britons Meet 50 remarkable people whose kindness, courage and selflessness make them some of the country’s most outstanding individuals

It's Bank Holiday WHeaseling Time! Come and hang out for a little bit on the sands of Butlinina-3 with Doctor WHeasel, Advick and...well, you'll have to listen to find out!

The Bank Holiday Beach Bonanza (Summer Bank Holiday Special) by Doctor WHeasel: Misadventures in Time & Space After months as the consort of Queen Jemima Poppsicord Deltronic Jaytach de Platina on the planet Underwood Doctor WHeasel and stalwart Companion and loyal Cupholder, Advick Goose are on the move again. Fleeing from his matrimonial responsibilities and once more setting off in pursuit of his pilfere...

Half way through the bank holiday episode edit. Will you get it Sunday or Monday? Only the winds of time (and how long I can be arsed to wear editing headphones) will decide!

Excellent. All the audio performances are recorded and in, so I can begin the editing. Although I'm asking myself was it really necessary for this episode to have eight separate named performance parts (nine if you include the continuity guy - which I don't)?!

Good news WHeasel chums! I survived the summer heat, and started production on my Summer Spectacular episode. Coming this Bank Holiday weekend - fun in the sun and...a guest cast too exciting to mention!!!

My plans for today - how about you?

Playing with the new page settings and shocked to discover I'm a bigger hit with the gents than the ladies.

No one, and I mean no one, tell the Goose this!

Oi! We're terrific pets, lovers or house guests!! https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/lifestyle/ferrets-and-other-pets-for-try-hard-pricks-20220610222078

Ferrets, and other pets for try-hard pricks THINK cats and dogs are too pedestrian to match your fascinating personality? Get one of these animals to demonstrate just how insufferable you are.

'Have you listened to Doctor WHeasel's latest episode yet?'
'Well, we got as far as the "Huzzahs"'
'So you haven't gotten to the joke that only three people will get?'
'Are we one of the three?'
'No.'
'...then how will we know?'
'Because you won't be laughing!'

So, how did everyone enjoy Doctor WHeasel's royal engagement? Have you got a favourite moment? Did you pick up the super-secret gag that only three people in the world are likely to understand? And what's gonna happen next?

Answers in the chat below, especially to the last one as it'll save me writing a script.

It's here! Doctor WHeasel confronts - The Platinum Queen.

May or may not contain a sumptuous recipe for a delicious celebratory pudding! My thanks to all the cast members - and especially the Huzzah Chorus.

https://anchor.fm/doctor-wheasel/episodes/The-Platinum-Queen-Jubilee-Special-e1jca10

The Platinum Queen (Jubilee Special) by Doctor WHeasel: Misadventures in Time & Space Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose’s pursuit of the stolen WEZDIS brings them to the medieval kingdom of Underwood, where an ancient compact with the Time Weasels spells trouble for the duo. What is the secret of the kingdom’s ancient ruler, known as the Platinum Queen, and will there be tears or j...

The die is cast, the huzzahs have sounded, the episode is complete. Now you have just 12 glorious hours before you meet...The Platinum Queen!!!!

Rough episode cut - complete! Now for audio balancing and final tweaks!

Fun fact - we're just three days out from the NEXT episode of Doctor WHeasel. Edit is well underway and I have been chuckling at my own jokes. (well good to know there's at least one person who does!).

Kudos to all my 'huzzah' people - you know whom you are!

Experimenting in a little crowdsourcing of sound effects this morning. Wonder if it'll work...

Half a pound of tuppeny rice,
Half a pound of treacle,
This is not a sustainable diet!
Wake up, all you sheeple!!!

(What??! There are OTHER lyrics? I don't believe a word of it!)

And the performances have begun. As always I give a Emmy winning quality one each and every take.

The Goose, sad to say, takes a lot of direction and even more editing to get him to sound even mildly adequate. What it would be like to work with real actors again one day, rather than this jumped up am-dram fowl!

And with that, the next Doctor WHeasel episode is drafted, proofed and sent out to my casting agent.

Yeah, that's the Goose. Pretty sure he's not got PatStew's number in his filofax, but I can always hope! (my script being so much better than Picard S2!)

Well, Legends of the Sea Devils. Oh dear oh dear oh dear.