Carl's Bar & Grill
You've cat to be kitten me.
23/11/2019
Holiday hours are BACK at Carl’s Bar & Grill! Come enjoy a signature old fashioned or take your pick from our rotating fridge-beer list. Everyday through New Year’s Eve after 9pm get a free shot of something behind the bar with every drink order. And don’t miss our new seasonal menu, featuring Kirkland’s famous pub mix. This year, spend the holidays with the jolliest bunch of a**holes this side of the nuthouse! 🎄🎅🤶❄️⛄️🍻🍸🍷
There are no cats in America and the streets are paved with cheese!
18/10/2015
Today's Special: Beef Tip Poutine served in a Rockies helmet
Baseball is back!!! Come by and enjoy 2 for 1 soft pretzels during Rockies games all season long.
26/01/2015
Super excited about finding the Japan location of Carl's!
Wait is football back on? I just woke up from my nap after the superbowl....
Just a quick announcement:
Carl's will be hosting a Super Bowl party! Special guests will include 2 (former) Westendorfs and their chosen life partners visiting from from CA--one of which will also be celebrating her 30th birthday. Can't wait to dip everything in dip!
~Carl
Attention loyal patrons of Carl's:
We will be closed Thursday-Sunday for an all-staff team building retreat in Wisconsin. We apologize for any sobriety this may cause.
-Carl
Packers at 11-Go Pack Go!!! -Carl
Carl's is open for the games today! Pack/Bengals on early (Giants/SCAM on upstairs). Seahawks/Jaguars later. Then tonight...BEARS/Tittsburgh. Sports!
HAPPY NFL DAY!!!!!! Today's TV lineup:
Early game: BEARS
Late game: Pack
Upstairs:
Early game: Detroit/Vikings or Seahawks/Panthers
Late game: Cardinals/Rams or '85 Super Bowl
Only 37 likes? Travesty.
Staff camping retreat, closed until further notice.
Report: Come On, Carl, Pull It Together
theonion.com DAYTON, OH—Citing his general lack of direction and the fact that he once embraced life and actually had honest-to-God dreams, for Christ’s sake, a new report revealed Tuesday that, come on, Carl, you’ve got to pull it together and get y...
No one wins with Nickelback
Last call!!
Carl's is killin' the tunes tonight.
(FART)
Free juke and pictionary after 2 am
Guess who had bar stools delivered yesterday????? CARL'S!
$2 microwaved pizzas, all day, every day