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🌸 Meet Blossom, the fluffiest monster you'll ever fall in love with! 🌸

Straight from the wildflower fields (thanks to my dog walking adventures), Blossom is here to add a splash of pink ombre magic to your life. With her big, curious eyes gazing at a little ladybird, she's the perfect blend of adorable and whimsical!

🚨 SALE ALERT 🚨 Blossom is now available at a monstrously good price in my shop! Don't miss out on this hairy bundle of joy – she's ready to find her forever home. 🏡💖

Get yours today and let Blossom bring a smile to your face (and maybe a few giggles too)! 😂

A couple of monsters have appeared today, Dave is very excited to show you his favourite toy bunny, aww, isn't he cute?!
Stan has an aubergine, let's not get rude about it 😜
One of each ready to go!

Series 3 Bridgerton....must.stop.watching..........hits replay 🥵😳

Oh dear! Stuart has been mistaken for a strawberry again.

Treat time!

It's bank holiday Monday and shocker, the sun is shining...for now.

It's put a hint of joy in my heart (just a hint, let's not overdo this) so I thought I'd do a little 15% off on the whole family of pesky guys (ends Wednesday).

Let me know what you're up to on this sunny day, I'm painting my bedroom and it's taking FOREVER!

In case you missed it, that place where you can rehome my critters is giving you a Lady Godiva off orders of thirty squids or more by using this code: SMALL5.

My last post didn't get far so I thought I'd try cockney rhyming slang so I don't upset FB 😝

Ooo, it's £5 off when you spend £30 or more on Etsy! (for UK shoppers)
Use the code 'SMALL5' in the 'Apply Etsy Coupon' at checkout.
Blooming marvellous!

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The monsters decided that they would look fabulous in florals, Blooming Beasties!

'Ello!

Bert has a new friend!

Happy Easter you lot!
I hope you're having a great weekend and managing to have some self control on chocolate egg consumption unlike the monsters...and me for that matter. I'm currently 50% chocolate egg and 50% hot cross bun. Must.Stop.Eating.
A couple of these guys are ready for new home, I just hope they stop eating or they'll be too heavy to post with Royal Mail.

Look at their vacant stares as they try and figure out the best way to eat a creme egg.
How do you eat yours?

The monster who has managed to get an egg stuck on his head has already found a home but the other two are still looking.

I love making the creme eggs so much that you can now get 15% off all Easter designs until this Monday! Alas, they won't get to you in time for Easter but these guys don't have an expiry date 😁

Teeny tiny eggs have been created today, I wonder who they’re for 🤔

It sucks being on a diet during mini egg season. I’ll just have to do with making these guys 😩

Introducing the new unfortunate creme egg design for this year, 'Drippy Egg' (I know, it's a very imaginative name).

Tragedy strikes and the egg's face says it all - horror, shock, and a dash of existential dread as he watches his eyeball and innards sliding off into the unknown, well, just the floor but he doesn't know that, after all he's just an egg.

Urgh! Even the Gubbins are going all hearts and stuff🙄

Well they do say it drives you crazy 😍 but despite this monster being head over heels, it didn't stop him from taking a chunk out of his loves cookie.

Happy New Year!
I hope no one is feeling like this guy after the New Year celebrations.

I hope you’ve got your ugliest Christmas jumper on and are ready for a spectacular Christmas Day.

Merry Christmas to you, you amazing lot!

So, moving on from the creepy Christmas stuff (for now), it's time for the cute Christmas stuff!

First up, robins, because who doesn't love a robin...apart from other robins, they really don't like each other. Anyhoo, I've given my robin bauble a little make over and he's now ready to make your Christmas tree look amazing! You can even get one with a little sign if you wish to add the personalized touch.

The ole' favourite mini robin wreath is also back but not for long, so don't hang about (that isn't a pun, honest).

I'll be pleased to get this lot shipped, they're ganging up on me 🥺

If you've been thinking of giving one of these grumpy guys a home, now is the time if you want him for Christmas (although, why would you?!)

I'll be pleased to get this lot shipped, they're ganging up on me 🥺

If you've been thinking of giving one of these grumpy guys a home, now is the time if you want him for Christmas (although, why would you?!)

Ooo, look, E*t*s*y are giving us all £5 off orders £30 and over today, how lovely. Use the code CYBER5 at checkout.
This news still won't put a smile on Krampus.

Add a little festive bah humbug to your outfit with this rather lovely grumpy Krampus pin.
Or are you more of a sticker type? Wish people a very merry Krampus with this handsome chap.

As someone that sucks at drawing I was kinda proud with how these came out, I hope you like them 🎄👹