Jesus's Pen*ses

Straight from the man himself..

God Reveals Frogs’ Mouths Designed Specifically To Feel Awesome On P***s THE HEAVENS—Describing the sensation as the most pleasurable experience in the universe, God Almighty, Our Lord and Savior, revealed Monday that He specifically designed the mouths of frogs to feel awesome on a human p***s. “When I, the Heavenly Father, created frogs nearly 6,000 years ago, I di...

Unfortunate news. We have to cancel our show. The Catholic Church is refusing to fund The Pope's trip to Florida for the reunion due to the fact that they have spent too much money on settlements and lawyers in their ongoing child molestation cases. Also we are not legally allowed to comment on the "p**p smears" found in The Capital on January 6th. But we wanted to thank you for your support in trying to make it happen. Even though we can't give you a show, we can give you thoughts and prayers. And we all know how much that is worth. Although we won't be performing, the other bands are still putting on a show so please follow the event for updates. Until next time, P***S BE WITH YOU!

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Well, He IS the higher power

DO NOT QUESTION IT!

We will accept various cheeses as your tithings.

Ever been to the strip club on a tuesday afternoon?

Was It Good For You? The 9th track from our debut album, Tulips on the Organ.Get it here: https://jesussp***ses.bandcamp.com/releasesContact us here: facebook.com/CockoftheAlmighty

It's so warm and gooey

What's your favorite song? Maybe we will play it for you

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Seems legit

If you survived come see us live at Rubix August 6th

Good one dad

Do you want it? Because it's going to come whether you like it or not so get ready...

The prophecy will be fulfilled, maybe.

-Jesus probably