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😂JUST LAUGH😂
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1. Main reason why I have not travelled to abroad: “What if I get chased by a dog that doesn't understand Kai Kai Kai”. 😒🤭😂😂

2. Help me thank GOD oo, I now have a property abroad😇. My friend travelled to Canada with my earphone and charger 🤭😂😂

3. Do you know that...
90% of rubber bands on ladies hair are from stock fish, plantains and takeaway packs🏃🤭😂😂

4. Is it proper for a lady that has diabëtes to have sugar daddy 😒🤭
I don wärn Favour but she didn’t heed to it 😂😂

5. Employer: “Your CV says you are really quick at Maths, so what’s 8O×18
Applicant (Me): 98 ☺️
Employer: That’s not even close 🙄
Applicant (Me): “Yes but at least it was quick 🤷😇🤭😂😂

6. PRINCIPAL: “Why were you absēnt yesterday
ME: I attended a būrïal ma! 🥲
PRINCIPAL: Hmm! That will not stop me from punïshing you today. Now answer me; who dīēd ?
ME: “The first son of the cousin of my grandmother’s youngest nephew who is also the youngest step-brother to the woman who gave birth to my uncle’s youngest step-son and he also...
PRINCIPAL: Alright! Alright! Please! That’s enough! Just go to the class! 😒🤭😂😂

7. That moment you tried helping your mother shoūt your brother’s name and she be like “Ehh so you are here, come and go and fill this gas” 😳😭😂😂

8. I heard my neighbour Joshua & Nkechi child today singing: “Palent listen to ya shoedlen, we are the lizards of tomollow, cüm and pay our school figs, and give us the sun edumention...”😳
Chai!!! I just faintëd 😂😂

9. Up till today, nobody has explained to me why I wrote Junior WAEC 🙄😒😂

10. Having Grëedy friends is stressfül see me now I’m drinkïng Yoghurt in the Toilët 🥲🤭💔😂😂

11. You will screenshot an attire on Instagram that might cost 75k to sow, and you will be looking for innoçent tailors in your street to sow exactly that style with 1k, looking for tailors to ënd their Careers🙄🤭... Wickëd souls 😒😂😂

12. Have you noticed that your br