Borassick Steve

Hi people ... How's it dangling ? I've just got back from my local clinic where I donated a drop of my very special blood for transfusing ... or whatever . Very nice guys there... if a tad straight . Well guess who else was sitting in the waiting room ... none other than the great Mick Jagger... We nodded to each other... as you do . On the way out I told the nurse not to bother with him ... it's like getting blood out of a stone .... Oh we did chuckle ... Ciao for now .

Hiya fans ... Peace n love ... It's been a wee while since we had a chat but I've been busy gigging and stuff all over the place . I've been recording lately with a real cool chick called Mabel Thorpe with a little help from a fine lady producer Anne Teak ... she's getting on a bit but still has a good ear ( two in fact ) . Looking forward to the festive season and all gifts will be gratefully received . Ciao for now you crazy people . Stay cool . Missing you already .

Hi kids .... Soz for being quiet for a wee while but I'm isolating because I've been stricken with the dreaded COVID ... I have been keeping busy working on some new toons for future use ... watch out . By the by ... I got a call last night from TV producer Bob Downe offering me a part in a movie about a Bolivian coffee baron played by Al Cappuccino and I've pencilled it in for when I'm back to full fitness . Ah well.. I'll see you when I see you . Peace on you all .

Hi folks .. Peace on you ... I've just been to see my old mucker Bill Tupp . We met in that great old watering hole The Bishop's Armpit . After a few bevvies we were sitting by the window and he looked out and said .. There is a huge flock of bats out there ... I was intrigued and so I took a look out of the same window and I laughed and told Bill ... You wally .. that's not a flock of bats .. it's a block of flats . Well we did chuckle ... See ya later .

Hi there one n all , how's it hangin' ? ..... Just been to see my dentist, Phil McCavity .. what a gas... I had a check up and a good chip n scrape . He was telling me about last night ... apparently he went to see a local band called Brian Pond and the Knee Tremblers a tribute band to somebody or other . Anyway I was glad to hear that my gnashers were in tip top condition even if my wallet wasn't . Keep smiling kids .

Hi boys n' girlies .. how's it hangin' ? Are you enjoying Wimbledon ? I know I am .... all that grass . I was there all last week hoping that when it rained Sir Cliff would get up and give us a song ... I brought my guitar along just in case .... didn't happen....Still I enjoyed all the chicks batting the balls around . Hey did I mention ? I was feeling stiff the other day and went to the quack's to ask for something for my joints and he gave me a packet of Rizlas . Wadda guy .

Hi there all you lot .... How's it hangin' ? Long time no post . It's been a bit bizzy lately what with one thing and another . I employed a new minder recently after my trusty old pal Rusty the Alsatian passed away . She was a great pooch and could smell a digestive biscuit from 200 yards away . My new minder is a cool cockney guy called Jerry McCann an ex boxer . Me and Jerry will be on tour soon supporting country singer Emma Dale . Come and see us if you dare. Masks optional . Bye for now and peace on you all .

Hi there all you kings and queens ... ( topical I can do ) ... I shall be in The Big Smoke on Saturday for the big match .... Spurs v Crystal Palace. I will be accompanied by my sexy lady friend Emma Dale , a chick who digs footie nearly as much as she digs me . Looking ahead ... like you should always do.. it's gonna get busy for moi ... but I hope to see y'all some place soon . Stay cool .

Howdy guys and chicks .... How's it hangin' ? ... Good I hope .... Anyway .. Last night I attended a bit of a do to celebrate my buddie's birthday ... a cat we call Mushroom ... cos' he's a fun guy to be with ... it just so happened that it was his flatmate's birthday as well and so they had a ' joint ' celebration ... if you get my drift .... For a prezzie I got them a sign for their wall which said .... Om sweet Om .... They loved it ..... well ... who wouldn't ? Peace on you all .

Hiya cats n' kittens .... How's it hangin' ...? I've been busy for the last few days conducting a charity event for old hippies ( myself included ) and raising cash for the lost and forgotten. We held an event called .. Cosmic Relief . A few musician buddies of mine got together for a jam session but .... we couldn't get the lid off the jar . Bye for now. # # #

Hey you guys out there ... How's it hangin' ..? Today I went with my good friend Otto to the hairdresser's because he wanted to score himself a new hairpiece because he's going a tad thin on top ( bald as a billiard ball ) .. Anyhow he tried a few thatches on until he found one that he liked and decided to purchase it . The guy at the till said .... That'll be 35 pounds sir .. plus tax ... Otto quipped .... Forget the tacks I'll glue it on ... Wadda guy .

Hi ... All you tossers out there .. Hippy pancake day ... Just got back from the dentist who told me that my teeth are fine but my gums will have to come out ... what a joker ... Oh by the way .. I asked one of my buddies , a taxidermist , if he would take care of me if I should die ... he told me to get stuffed .. I guess I can rest easy then . Peace on you.

High .. I mean Hi ... Old habits and all that malarky... Today I bumped into an old mucker of mine , a guy called Lee . He's worked in Television for more years than I can remember ( no surprise there ) ... anyhoo.. he told me about the time he was working on Minder... Lee told me that before each scene George Cole usually spent twelve hours in make up ... I was shocked and said ... That's... Half a day Lee .

Howdy fans .... What a night .. I can almost remember it . I bumped into my old roadie Colin ... we used to be on the road together back in the day.. well we had a few drinks and a little appetiser , if you get my drift.. anyhow, he told me he now owned his taxi business.. Colin All Cars ... His phone number.. because he used to be a roadie for all those years .. was ... one two one two one two. Well.. what a guy . Ciao.

Hey there cats n' kittens.... How's it hangin' ? Just back from Spain.. I know .. where I took a short break before the gigging begins again . In Marbella I met a guy who asked me if I would like to join his beat combo Betty's Hotpot .... Well.. I was tempted but it wasn't up my street . By the way ... Quick question . What do you call a herd of swans ? .... You must have herd of swans .... Well I must tune up now before it gets dark. Peace on all of you. # # #

Hey peeps... Hippy new year to one n' all. Better late than never. I'm stil high from the gig on New Year's Eve at the famous Fiddler's Elbow bar and grill. Great night with support from a real cool dude by the name of Ronald Raygun... watch out for him. Got a heap of bookings lined up for the new year including this year's Blast Festival... should be a... blast. See you there .. .Stay cool y'all.

Hi y'all... Season's greetings and salutations n' all that claptrap .... Just thought I'd wish everyone a merry Christmas... Like you do . I'm gigging tonight with my old mucker Terry Bull.. a proper hippy who says he's related to King Charlie.. as if .. he's stoned so often we refer to him as .. Your High Ness . Anyway.. I've got to do my sound check now ... The show must go on... and on .. and on... Well guys have a drink or three but behave yourselves.. See you in the new year if there is one . Peace and love y'all.

Hi people .. and those of you not so hi.... Y'know I really dig my garden except at the moment the sod is so hard ... pardon my French. I tried planting some bulbs today but the glass kept breaking... oh well.. I'll have to score some tree lights from Woolies or somewhere . I'm putting my tree up today so I better crack on .. Oh by the way .. Thanks for all the Christmas cards they make great roaches. Stay cool people.. Peace .

Hiya boys and girls... Hey.... did you hear about the dude with the two inch w***y ... ? He's called Justin... By the way I was just thinking... if the Titanic had missed that iceberg we would have never heard of Leonardo DiCaprio... By the way I'm playing some Christmas gigs with support act Three Wise Men .... who by the way knit their own instruments... You have to listen carefully ... Book your tickets now if not sooner. See you soon. Peace and love.

Hey .. What's cooking? Smells good.... D'ya know ? I've been looking for a new crash pad. Last week I had an appointment to view a place in town with an estate agent called Sheer Luck Homes .Well the place was so small there was not enough room to swing a cat even if I had one .If anyone knows where I can crash for a week or two I would be more than willing to sing for my supper. Cheers m'dears.

Hey ! cool and the gang.... Have a guess who I bumped into today .... that's right.. my old drummer Tom Bowler ... known to his buddies as Bingo. Well apparently he is now in a group called the Accident Blackspots.... better watch out for them .

Hi y'all ... how the devil are ya? Me ? Wasted ... Why ?... Well I bumped into my old mucker Rick Walkman ( the pianist ) last night and we went back to his pad for a chat .He told me that he was doing nothing at the minute and as I too had no gigs booked for a while why not do something together . I suggested a joint venture and he started skinning up . Oh well. what can you do ?

Morning cats n kittens ... How YOU doin' ? I just met up with an old mucker of mine Benny King , who I haven't seen for yonks ... He told me about his neighbour Rod who had recently purchased a tiger as a pet and asked me if I wanted to meet him. I sure did . After all I was always a fan of Rod Steiger .

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Morning brethren and salutations... Phew ! What a morning... First thing I bump into my old mucker Gary Barley, y'know from hit combo Take This... He tells me about his latest royalty problems . Apparently his solicitors, Morning Noone and Knight have messed up on his royalty payments and he's stony broke .I offered to buy him a drink but he refused. I told him not to worry .. Everything changes .He sighed tunefully.

Hi there hep cats .. How the devil are ya? Me ? I'm fine and chillin in my studio. I'm actually about to record using a microphone which once belonged to my old mucker Sir Tom Jones... It's a bit old.. but .. It's Not Unusable. Ta ra for now.

Hi guys .... I just wanna say ... Hard luck Rishi... the best man won .

Hi , all you cool cats out there ... Guess who I bumped into today ... that's correct ... the one and only rock dude Mick Jaguar ... Yep .. My old buddy Mick suggested we partake of a little refreshment in a little bar just around the corner .. well what could I say... apart from YES ... ? We sat at the bar and Mick asked me if I would like a rum and coke . I said I'd love a rum but better lay off the coke for now ... Well he chuckled ... as you do .

Hello m'dearios... I've had a day off today and decided to do a bit of gardening ... like you do . I'd nearly finished when the lady next door came outside and we got chatting.. like you do... and she asked me if I'd like to trim her bush ... well I blushed... like you do .

Can I come out now ... ? Has Boris gone yet .. ?

Hey dudes ... How's it hangin' ?. Guess what... I've just been listening to an old Spencer Davis album and I was reminded that in my younger days I used to live near to singer Steve Woodwind and his big brother M**f. Anyhow.. I called for him once and his mum answered the door and told me that Steve had gone out with his mates .. so I asked if I could play with her M**f instead .And I did .Oh the innocence of youth.

Hey sweaty dudes ... Phew it ain't half hot man ... I went for a stroll yesterday, while It was still cool { which I always am } and I bumped into my old mucker Ray Davies , you know , the Kinky one .Any road up , he was fixing a broken window in his little pied a terre . I said .. Hi Raymond .. what ya doin' ? .... He answered me with a smirk .. Glazing on a sunny afternoon .

Hiya guys , what's cooking ( apart from me ? ) .. I bumped into my old drummer, Bernie, yesterday . He's been out of action for a while because he lost one of his thumbs in an accident He greeted me with a smile and a high four . See ya later .

Hey chums ... How ya doin' ? It's a funny old world innit? Did I ever tell you ? My old roadie used to travel by train a lot and he once bought a return ticket with no intention of coming back . What a legend.

Hiya boys and babes ... I'm just about to get a bit of kip .. I just got back from Glasto and I'm fair bushed... I really dug Macca and the boys and had a great weekend .. but .. one little ni**le was when I was accused of being stoned by some dude .I told the guy .. Just cos I dress like a druggie , walk like a druggie and stagger about like a druggie don't mean I am a druggie ... You shouldn't tar everyone with the same brush .. anyway, where can you get tar these days ? .. That told him ... Aah well , I'm off to get my head down ... Seez ya.

Hi loyal subjects ... Just got back from The Big Smoke ... did you spot me in the crowd on The Mall .. I was the one waving a union jack . Mrs.Queenie again overlooked my gong . I'm sure it just slipped her mind ... well she's getting on a bit y'know .I was chatting to one of them there beefeaters and he turned out to be a vegetarian .. it's a strange world .. but I wouldn't want to live any place else . Hang in there y'all .

Hey ! G'day subjects ... Happy Platty Jubbly to all and one ... I'm just tripping the colour myself and enjoying the day so far . Looking forward to seeing the honours list .. surely this time . It's party time for me and mine so pardon the noise .. Enjoy your highness .. I know I will . See you soon .

Hey guys .. Not much time to chit chat today ... Just heading off to see my favourite Irish band .. Little Micks . .... Gotta dash ... Catch ya later .

Hey there cats n' kittens ... Guess who I collided with today .Well I'll tell you anyhow .. I was visiting a convenience store about twelve miles from where I reside ... anyway I bumped into the one only sunshine superman Donovan .. well we got gassing , as you do .. and I asked him what he was shopping for . He replied ... I need a tin of baked beans for my tea .. I retorted .. Careful fella ... You might catch the wind ... We did chuckle .