Monkey Bizzle

🌲 Merry Christmas From Us To You 🌲

Huge love to all the promoters, venues, bands & humans that we have had the pleasure meeting this year it's been a good un. Bless you all for turning up to gigs, dancing, singing, swearing & and streaming it's the reason why we do what we do.

We got some exciting things being worked on to up the ante for next year 😎.

Have a good one, and try not to s**t on the christmas tree.

📸 Chezzy Morris

Well, what a fantastic final show of 2023 we had. Big shout out to all the crew at The Three Horseshoes, Cara Means Friend & to every one of you who partied with us.

We love what we do and will continue to put smiles on faces and catchy tracks in your head.

In the background, we've been working on something ready for 2024, which we're excited to show you all, so keep following us, tell as many people to follow us and spread the word.

We are on the majority of the platforms. If you want to stream our tracks and a huge thanks to those who do so, we very much appreciate that.

Nice one

MB

X

🌮 It's a wrap 🌮

Special thanks to our Nans for boosting our streams over the last day

Thank you all

MB

X

We're happy to confirm that the wonderful Cara Means Friend will be opening up for us at the The Three Horseshoes.

This is our last gig of the year, so come join us for some monkey fun.

👉🏼 Monkey Bizzle & Cara Means Friend | The Three Horseshoes, BOA

Not only are we on Grindrs for all your wants and needs we're also on The Cursus Cider & Music Festival line up 2024.

Yes Yes

Treat yourself or a loved one to our new Monkey Bizzle Grinders

4 part 50mm grinders with a magnetic lid, pollinator/crystal catcher (mesh) and stash compartment.

Made from aluminium, they are strong yet lightweight.

£15 each (plus £3 postage in needed)

Great for stocking fillers or Xmas gifts.

We don’t have many so message us now if you want one.

** Update **

Unfortunately, Cara Means Friend is unable to open up for us now, but fear not we have the mighty John D Revelator on board.

See you in two shakes of drunks phallis

Nice One

👉🏼 Monkey Bizzle & John D Revelator| The Belvedere, Weymouth

Good Times Post 🍾 `°•.

Top 📸 by Marvellous Gig Photography

Outcider Festival Fuelled By Cider Fernhill Farm - An Arcadian Place to Stay

2 years ago today, we supported Goldie Lookin Chain (GLC) at the Cheese and Grain with our top mates Flow&Hustle & WMF Band

Lidl, did we know we started a fashion fad. We're still hopefully getting a sponsor, so do get in touch as we're in talks with kwiksave about a new line of apparel.

Shout out to Gorilla Tactics for sorting it all out.

Lidl US Lidl Deutschland Lidl Suomi Lidl Supercenters Lidl Novedades Lidl France Lidl GB Lidl Portugal Lidl Luxembourg Lidl Romania Lidl Ireland Lidl Malta Lidl Italia Lidl España Lidl Polska Lidl Belgium Lidl Slovensko Lidl Slovenija Lidl Bulgaria

Yes Yes

Joining us on the bill at The Belvedere is the amazing Cara Means Friend.

Cara is an original singer/songwriter playing acoustic reggae, ska, folk and punk with a hint of political disdain and a dose of philosophy!

Pas de Calais

👉🏼 Monkey Bizzle & Cara Means Friend | The Belvedere, Weymouth

In 2 weeks, we'll be travelling 3674880 inches to The Belvedere to kick off their pirate festival weekender.

This is quite fitting for us wrong uns as we've inherited the pirate accent being from the deep southwest, so be sure to know we'll be bringing the agricultural rap noise to Dorset.

Cheers, en'

👉🏼 Monkey Bizzle | The Belvedere, Weymouth

You know our bass player Ian right?
If not, why don't you know our bass player Ian?
Just ask yourself that question a few times?

The reason being that not only is he notoriously the most infamous legend on the low end but his also incredible fire hooping wife Jo and him have embarked on probably the most incredible journey raising money for ADHD UK.

From Somerset to Lands End to John O'Groats and back to Somerset all in their TukTuk. Jo on the other hand in Scotland has paddle boarded the entire Caledonian Canal, a stretch of water that joins the east and west coasts of Scotland.

The link below is where you can follow their journey and donate if you can which would be amazing.

Donate 👉🏼 https://tinyurl.com/nnu2b96c
Follow 👉🏼 https://tinyurl.com/2yn6p63z

Have a great day x

Yes People,

It's our annual bash at the legendary The Three Horseshoes. Shaun will kindly be given a talk on some of his favourite exhibits from bygone years accompanied by the sounds of yours truly.

If you're about come down, if not, then don't worry about it.

Revenons a nos moutonst

👉🏼 Monkey Bizzle | The Three Horseshoes, BOA

Big shout out to our man Jasper D'Oyly-John for sneaking one of our tracks on his cup on BBC Countryfile pre watershed the other night at Outcider Festival.

Not only does he support every live act at every festival going with his infectious energy, but he's just a downright legend on the scene.

Big ups to him and all festival attendees who make these moments all that much better.

Well, done to Fuelled By Cider & Fernhill Farm - An Arcadian Place to Stay for being featured on the show 🙏🏼

🗼W E Y M O U T H 🗼

Yes Everyone, we're back at The Belvedere on October 6th for an evening with the bizzle.

Please bring your own pens & paper to take notes, alcohol will be provided via the bar.

Au Contraire

👉🏼 Monkey Bizzle | The Belvedere, Weymouth

We're over the moon to announce we have a new book out.

** Please be advised that this book does not reflect the views and thoughts of the band (Only Bubbles) **

Read Responsibily, Ingest Regularly

Top Shots by Marvellous Gig Photography from Outcider Festival 📸🐒

'Sometimes, you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory'.

Well, last night was an incredible one for us. There was so much energy in the barn and probably our best Outcider Festival performance to date.

We continuously give huge props to the Fuelled By Cider crew for the opportunity, Fernhill Farm - An Arcadian Place to Stay for the venue, and an even bigger thanks to you as the audience who brought the ruckus.

Cheers, en'

X

🎪 Outcider Festival 🎪

We will be in you tearing up the shearing shed at 9pm.

It's been a close call for us as to whether or not we would be playing as the full band due to our skins man Cerys expecting a little one as of yesterday.

So far, it's a no-show, which means for us it's gonna be a rockin' show. If you see him rushing off out back now, you know 😉.

All narcotics & adult apple juice should be consumed on site in front of the band for the full effect to kick in.

Au Contraire

Fuelled By Cider Fernhill Farm - An Arcadian Place to Stay

🎪 O U T C I D E R F E S T I V A L 🎪

We're moving up the ranks and looking forward to hitting up one of our favourite festivals.

You know where to be if you want the full-on experience 🐒🍌😲💦

Mon dieu!

👉🏼 Outcider Festival 2023, 3rd - 6th August

• Fuelled By Cider • Fernhill Farm - An Arcadian Place to Stay • Outcider Festival •

Yes, The Godney Gathering Glastonbury

What an amazing crowd you all were last night 🙌🏽

A huge thanks to all the organisers for having us and again to you lot for being tip top.

Thanks for all the 💛

Crème de la menthe

Tonight, we are headlining the second stage at The Godney Gathering Glastonbury

2215 hours we'll be bringing the heaviest west country hip hop noise, so bring your bible and perry, and let's get religiously merry.

Ian chapter 69 verse 4:20

*** Update ***

In case you missed it last Saturday, after suffering from five severe groin injuries, we debuted for the first time for Paulton Rovers/CFH.

Big thanks to Craig Loxton & David Bissex for scouting us down at The Big Gig. We hope to bring some added value to the side in future games.

Yes Yes

What an amazing gig at The Big Gig last night. A huge thank you to all of you for coming to watch us make noise. Big shout out to the organisers and again to Will on the buttons.

Next Stop The Godney Gathering Glastonbury next week

Mange Tout

Less than 48 hours until the 5 of us grace the stage at The Big Gig.

Parental advisory is advised as the show may contain partial nudity, explicit content, and chai seeds

As Michael Stipe once said "Thats me in the naughty corner." Another new festival for us, and what a lineup 🔥🔥🔥🎪🎪🎪

Huge shout out to Convoy Cabaret for asking us along. We'll be stomping around the stage on Thursday, showering you all with deep vibes.

Bain Marie

Cerne Abbas Brewery

👉🏼 - - - - - P A U L T O N - - - - - 👈🏼

The Big Gig Line Up Looking Big

First gig for over 6 years on our local stomping ground. We'll be bringing it BIG.

Bring your uncles best mates wife's next of kins yoga instructor along and BIG it up at the front.

Yes Yes People

If you're about on Friday, we'll be bringing some heavy vibes up the barn at Tuckers Grave Inn and Campsite from 10 pm.

The mighty The Boot Hill All Stars are on just before, so come make an evening of it.

If you sink a pint of Mu**er Tuckers followed by 3 Cheddar Valleys, 2 Valiums a tube of Anusol, 20 Sit Ups, 40 Incline Chest Presses, a block of Stilton and a shot of bovril that should set you just right for our set.

See you down the front

Mangetout

JSYK

& more

🎪 C U R S U S F E S T I V A L 🎪

You were 💯% amazing. A huge thank you to you all for venturing into the markee and watching out set unfold. Fuelled By Cider really do put on some of the best festivals with the best crowds and music.

FYI, The Skimmity Hitchers joining us onstage for our track 'My Mates Band' was a surprise for us as well but made it all that much better.

Have a tip-top bank holiday nursing your beeriods.

Chasse De Forme

The Cursus Cider & Music Festival Cranborne Chase Cider

We are looking forward to seeing all the legends who will be attending The Cursus Cider & Music Festival this year.

If you drop your Methyl​enedioxy​methamphetamine around 4.40pm and then come see the band onstage an hour later for a good time.

T&C's we take no responsibility for ourselves

Be Kind

Cursus Festival 26th - 28th May 2023 Fuelled By Cider

💣 B O O M 💣

The DJ lineup for The Cursus Cider & Music Festival looking pure 🔥

Four of us monkeys will be spinning some records as part of The Inbredz Soundsystem throughout the weekend amongst the acts.

Don't forget we are playing as the band on Sunday at 5.40pm

Buenos Días

Cranborne Chase Cider Fuelled By Cider Cursus Festival 26th - 28th May 2023

~ 🎪 C U R S U S F E S T I V A L 🎪 ~

In less than a month, we will be gracing the stage with music, mayhem, and more scratch than an unwiped re**um.

Keeping up with tradition at these Fuelled By Cider events, we're gonna have to bring something to the table in the way of madness so be sure catch us on the Sunday.

We'll all be in turn morphing into part of The Inbredz Soundsystem over the weekend, so be sure to look out for us and all the top DJs who'll bring you the music between the music

Noice Wun

Cranborne Chase Cider The Cursus Cider & Music Festival Cursus Festival 26th - 28th May 2023

Ever thought our bassist is a bit of a nutter on stage?

That's nothing compared to when he's off stage!!!

This summer Ian and his lovely wife Jo, will be spending 16 days driving their tuk tuk the whole length of the British mainland from Lands End in Cornwall to John O'Groats in Scotland and BACK AGAIN!!!
While in Scotland Jo will also paddle board the entire Caledonian Canal, a stretch of water that joins the east and west coasts of Scotland.

The reason for these 2 acts of madness is to raise money and awareness for a charity that is very close to their hearts, ADHD UK.

Please click on the link to find out more about their trip, the charity and how ADHD diagnosis has affected their lives.

Please donate whatever you can to support Ian and Jo's mission and help them raise as much money as possible to help the millions of people affected by ADHD.

Ian and Jo's Tuk Tuk & Paddleboard Mega Trip for ADHD UK - JustGiving Ian and Jo's Tuk Tuk & Paddleboard Mega Trip for ADHD UK - JustGiving

Well, that literally was the best gig of the year so far.

Rockaway Park you were 100% tip top despite it teeming with rain you brought the atmosphere.

For those who could not make it last night, we debuted a new track titled 'My Mates Band' dedicated to The The Skimmity Hitchers. Not only was the track written directly underneath one of them badgers, but their facial expressions were exactly what we had hoped for.

Big shout out to Mark & All The Rockaway Park Crew, Fuelled By Cider, Surfin Turnips and again to all you lot for making it an incredible evening.

Merci

X

People People People

For those who enjoy diverse creative spaces, pact with high-energy bands whilst filling your lungs with fermented apple juice at its finest.

Then Rockaway Park is the place to be. Imagine Glastonbury's Shangri-la at a fraction of the price and a few miles closer to Bristol.

+ Plus +

We'll be bringing the heavy vibes alonside badgers lovers The Skimmity Hitchers and apple munchers the .

Grab yourself a ticket (link in story) and support all things local and independent, plus we feel better playing to crowd.

👉🏼 ROCKAWAY CIDER FESTIVAL WITH SKIMMITY HITCHERS, MONKEY BIZZLE & SURFIN' TURNIPS

Everything They Said 👇🏼

+ a little added extra 😉