Laugh wan kill me die

A young girl about to go on a
1st date with her boyfriend
was been tutored by her
grandma. "He will try to kiss you, allow
him. He will try to cuddle
you, allow him. He will try to
lay you down and get on top
of you, don't allow him". The girl asked;
Grandma
why?. The Grandma said; Because
if you do that, you have
allowed him to disgrace you
and your family. The Girl said "okay" and left.
Several hours later she
returned and the grandma
asked; How did it go?. The Girl said; Exactly
as you
said except when he laid me
down and tried to disgrace
our family, I turned him
over, got on top of him and
disgraced his family.

SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE ROLE OF A FOOL TO FOOL THE FOOL WHO THINKS THEY'RE FOOLING YOU!Akpors enters a barber shop. The barber whispers to his customer:
BARBER: This is the dumbest boy in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.
The barber puts a N50 note in one hand and two N10 notes in the other, then calls Akpors and says:
BARBER: Which do you want, boy?
Akpos takes the two N10 notes and leaves.
The barber turned to his customer and said, you see, I told you he is really dumb.
CUSTOMER: Well I’m guessing he is just a little confused now, he can’t make that mistake twice.
BARBER: I really doubt it, just wait and I’ll prove it to you again. (The barber calls Akpors back into the store one more time and offers him the same deal, once again to the surprise of the customer, Akpors picked the 2 N10 notes instead of the N50 note).
BARBER: What did I tell you? Akpos never learns!
Minutes later, when the customer left, he sees Akpors coming out of the ice cream store.
CUSTOMER: Akpors, May I ask you a question? You are obviously old enough to know that two N10 notes make up N20 which is less than N50, why do you keep picking the N10 notes instead?
Akpors smiles and says: That barber is always so eager to prove to customers that I am dumb that everyday I get money for ice-cream from his little game. The day I take the fifty naira note, the game will definitely be over, so it’s better I act stupid and collect N20 everyday.

Now who is the dumbest. ??

Wen yo dating an ugly gal,
abuse her, NO STRESS
slap her, NO BIG DEAL
cheat on her, SHE WONT COMPLAIN
beat her up, SHE WEE JUST CRY N KEEP LOVING U D MORE
buh, do mistake n GET HER PREGNANT dn tell her to abort it... Das wen u wee knw dat yo village pple r using yo brain to play
lwkmd.... U concur???
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