Sweech 97

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It's been a while we did this. ☺️💐

Thank you for sticking with me. 🫂🤝🏾

🗣️ Angel Di Maria: “I invited Cristiano Ronaldo to my first birthday party I had in Madrid. I didn’t think he would come, but he did. He ended up sitting down with my friends like they were anyone.

It surprised me. On the pitch, he always wants to be number one, but he is totally a different person off the pitch. He is class.” ❤️

Same guy crying about garnacho's celebrations? Ronaldo don’t deserve these people, he deserve better. 🤦‍♂️💐

I miss Nani doing backflips
Ashley Young eating bird s**t
Evra and Park's friendship
Rooney's singing duet with James Corden
Sir Alex being startled by a balloon
Ronaldo interviewing Anderson for Sky Sports Rio and Vidic's partnership
Wondering whether it's Rafael or Fabio
Berba's first touch
Gary Neville kissing Scholes 😅... the list could continue endlessly.

Simpler times, those were the days.😔😭😩

Heung-min Son 🗣 :

"I want to meet Cristiano Ronaldo, I want to have a real conversation with him, I want to know how he works and some things about football."

I'm a man and I'm in love with Cristiano Ronaldo. What do you call this? The feeling alone is therapeutic. Better than s*x.

Call me weird or anything else, but I hate your birthday. Sorry to say, but that's the truth. I can't wish you at all.

How can I wish your birthday after knowing the fact that you will soon be retired in a few years? How can I wish your birthday after knowing the fact that I won't see your existence on the football field in a few years?

I won't make my epistle too long; I just want to say, don't retire from football. Play as much as you can. I can't imagine football without you. I can't even imagine myself without you. You are the most prestigious thing in my life.

I am getting a bit emotional because I am your biggest fanboy since the day I watched you play, and I am very proud of that. Till then, jersey number 7 above all.💐

Cristiano Ronaldo remains the last Juventus player to score a Serie A hattrick. 💐

This is the best picture I’ve ever seen💐

39 years old today.

The greatest there is. The greatest there was. The greatest there ever will be.

Football will never see such a domination like this again. We're witnessing the Greatest footballer ever.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CRISTIANO RONALDO DOS SANTOS AVEIRO. ❤️🐐

🏆 UEFA European Championship
🏆 UEFA Nations League
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 UEFA Champions League
🏆🏆🏆🏆 FIFA Club World Cup
🏆🏆🏆 UEFA Super Cup
🏆🏆🏆 Premier League
🏆🏆 Serie A
🏆🏆 La Liga
🏆 FA Cup
🏆 Copa Italia
🏆🏆 Copa Del Rey
🏆🏆 Carabao Cup
🏆🏆 FA Community Shield
🏆🏆 Italian Super Cup
🏆🏆 Spanish Super Cup
🏆 Portuguese Super Cup
🏆 Arab Club Champions Cup

The GOAT turns 39 today! 🇵🇹🐐

Thank you Arsenal, this title race is about to be crazy🔥

Everyone’s counting Man Utd out, it’ll be sweet when we raise the trophy. 13 points really isn’t that much. ☺️

I see about 13 Ballon D'ors in this picture. Guess what, they all love and cherish the GOAT.

Important Notice: None would be stolen 👍🏾

🎙 Di Maria: “If I was Garnacho, I would stop celebrating like Cristiano Ronaldo.”

Garmacho the next game - celebrates like his Idol.🐐💐

When you realize that Cristiano Ronaldo will turn 39 years old tomorrow 💔

Cristiano Ronaldo's apprentices on the score sheet again 🤝🏻❤️

Come to think of it, I have never seen Messi boys doing well. I don't even know any. 🤷🏾‍♂️

🚨🚨🎙️| Wayne Rooney asked who his favourite strike partner was in his career:

“Tevez. I just loved our connection. The two of us up front, we complimented each other really well.

“Normally, if I played with Louis Saha, Ruud van Nistelrooy or Robin van Persie – these strikers were always the No.9, and I’d play as a No.10.

“With Tevez, we could rotate, I’d be the No.9, he’d take the No.9 spot, and I’d be No.10. When we lost the ball, we’d be like two bulls trying to get it back.

“As a strike partner, he was the one I enjoyed playing with the most.”

Ivory Coast's AFCON journey:

- Suffered a 4-0 defeat to Equatorial Guinea
- Finished 3rd in the group with 2 losses
- Manager resigned during the tournament
- Conceded early against Senegal but secured a victory on penalties
- Impressive comeback against Mali with 10 men
- Achieved only one win within regular time

Despite the challenges, they have advanced to the semi-finals.

I know you're wondering, Isn’t this the same guy that nearly went a full season without scoring for Spurs, WTF happened?

Well, switching to the same brand of boots as CR7 literally transformed his career.

Everything Cristiano touches turn into Gold. 💐

🎙️ Eden Hazard: "I wasn't watching what I ate but I didn't go for a burger every day either. You can't do that for 16 years. I didn't think it was important. I'm a hedonist, I like to eat and drink with my friends. Dieting is bulls**t, it doesn't work.

If you want to play until you're 40, then ok, but I knew I wouldn't be like that. I always have some champagne in my fridge."

🗞️ L'Equipe

And Ladies & Gentlemen, that's how you retire at 28, when many players peak at that age.☺️👍🏾

African National Football Teams' Nicknames

1. Nigeria 🇳🇬 - Super Eagles

2. South Africa 🇿🇦 - Bafana Bafana (Boys Boys)

3. Morocco 🇲🇦 - Atlas Lions

4. Ghana 🇬🇭 - Black Stars

5. Cameroon 🇨🇲 - Indomitable Lions

6. Cote d'Ivoire 🇨🇮 - Elephants

7. Senegal 🇸🇳 - Lions of Teranga

8. Egypt 🇪🇬 - Pharaohs

9. Algeria 🇩🇿 - Foxes

10. Zambia 🇿🇲 - Chipolopolo (Copper Bullets)

11. Burkina Faso 🇧🇫 - Stallions

12. Mali 🇲🇱 - Eagles

13. Tunisia 🇹🇳 - Eagles of Carthage

14. Benin 🇧🇯 - Squirrels

15. Sierra Leone 🇸🇱 - Leone Stars

16. Angola 🇦🇴 - Palancas Nebraska (Black Sable Antelopes)

17. Botswana 🇧🇼 - Dipitse (Zebras)

18. Burundi 🇧🇮 - Burundi Swallows

19. Cape Verde 🇨🇻 - Blue Sharks

20. Central African Republic 🇨🇫 - Big Cats or Wild Beasts

21. Chad 🇹🇩 - The Sao

22. Comoros 🇰🇲 - Coelacanths

23. Congo 🇨🇬 - Red Devils

24. Djibouti 🇩🇯 - Shoremen of the Red Sea

25. DR Congo 🇨🇩 - Leopards

26. Equatorial Guinea 🇬🇶 - Nzalang Nacional (The National Thunder)

27. Eritrea 🇪🇷 - Red Sea Camels

28. Ethiopia 🇪🇹 - Walyas

29. Eswatini 🇸🇿 - King's Shield

30. Gabon 🇬🇦 - Panthers

31. The Gambia 🇬🇲 - Scorpions

32. Guinea 🇬🇳 - National Elephants

33. Guinea-Bissau 🇬🇼 - African Wild Dogs

34. Kenya 🇰🇪 - Harambee Stars

35. Lesotho 🇱🇸 - Crocodiles

36. Liberia 🇱🇷 - Lone Stars

37. Libya 🇱🇾 - Mediterranean Knights

38. Madagascar 🇲🇬 - The Barea

39. Malawi 🇲🇼 - Flames

40. Mauritania 🇲🇷 - Almoravids

41. Mauritius 🇲🇺 - Dodos or Club M

42. Mozambique 🇲🇿 - Mambas

43. Niger 🇳🇪 - The Mena

44. Namibia 🇳🇦 - Brave Warriors

45. Rwanda 🇷🇼 - Wasps

46. Sao Tome and Principe 🇸🇹 - Green Yellows

47. Seychelles 🇸🇨 - Seychelles Pirates

48. Somalia 🇸🇴 - Ocean Stars

49. South Sudan 🇸🇸 - Bright Stars

50. Sudan 🇸🇩 - Nile Crocodiles

51. Tanzania 🇹🇿 - Kilimanjaro Stars or Taifa Stars

52. Togo 🇹🇬 - Sparrow Hawks

53. Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 - Warriors

54. Uganda 🇺🇬 - Cranes

Lionel Messi has changed his profile picture on Instagram. 🇦🇷🐐

Bro behaves like a kid. 🤦‍♂️ Too emotional. 6:0 still. 🤝🏾💐

🚨Carlos Alcaraz (New Argentine striker of Juventus🇦🇷):

“When I was a kid, I always really loved Cristiano Ronaldo. He was my greatest inspiration and my role model.”

Trent Alexander-Arnold: "When I see a young lad wearing 66, it still means everything to me. Everybody that owns my kit, everybody that owns any Liverpool kit — I owe them something. I owe them my best. Because I’m one of them. We’re family.

That’s what our manager is all about. Lots of people see Jürgen Klopp and think they know what he’s about, or think they know him. But they don’t see everything. The pace that we play with, the relentlessness, it’s a product of the work ethic that he and his coaching staff bring to training every day. Every single day. He’s been here for a while now, and we just don’t know any other way. The thing that separates him from other managers is pretty simple, I think: He makes sure that we play for the supporters. I know that might sound cliché, but it’s really not. Our style, our identity, they’re what Anfield wants — they’re what I loved to watch as a boy.

That’s how you create real unity."

Players Tribune.

For generations to come, only those with this particular head shape should be allowed to become Super Eagles goalkeepers. 👍🏾😭

Al Hilal 4-3 Inter Miami.
Al Nassr 6-0 Inter Miami.

Our GOAT doesn’t lie.

About last night 😁

Chelsea paid World Cup tax for Enzo, paid war reparations for Mudryk and put food on the table for all of Caicedo’s siblings. Over £100m each for all of them and none is as good as Kobbie Maino whom we got for free.

Look at how he celebrated a 97th minute winner. The coldest man on the fu***ng planet.

He's everything we hoped for Pogba to be and BETTER.

Gentlemen, I present to you, Kobbie Maino, the biggest young talent in the world of football. 💐

2-0 Manchester United.

RASMUS HOJLUND HAS DOUBLED THE LEAD !!!!!!!!!!! ANOTHER GOAL FOR HIM !!!!!!!! HE HAS TRULY ARRIVED !!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BEST STRIKER IN 2024

Cristiano, you are the father of inspiration in the world of football and beyond. You are the result of hard work and passion. You came and conquered. Personally, I love your zeal and resilience. You deserve the titles KING & GOAT at the same time. May God give you the energy to entertain us and continue to mentor younger generations.

Taslisca after getting his hat trick. Siiiiiuuuuiiu💐