Angus
I am a cat who livez with his brother and two unclez in North Walez.
Mum and Dad said a LOT ov rude wordz. *purrz innocently*
Investigatin fake me in da garden
Outside wiv Mum and Dad
Nice day to sit outside
Distrakted!
I’z need a nap zzzzzz
It’s Uncles Ozzy and Ziggy’z burfday today. 12 yearz old!
Tis da season to be thortful.
Uncle Ozzy iz tryin to sleep!
It’z myz burfday. I’z 9 yearz old today!
Lazy Friday morning zzzzzz
Peek a boo!
We hav moved house!
We’z movin house soon and der’z boxez all over da place. Where’z a kitty to sleep? Ah Dad duzzent need hiz seat!
Mum’z away so Dad’z lookin after uz.
I’z pink!
I’z crashed da tank!
Waiting fur myz furriend to come and play!
Woohoo! Replacement dreamies!
Dreamies came but dey busted *criez*
Send Dreamies urgently!
Gingy iz playing wiv myz burfday nana *gaspz*
Iz miss Mum. Her Stepdad Gwyn dies yesterday and she iz in Wales. I’z hav to grovel to Dad for myz treat mouse.
Uncle Ozzy finkz he’z da Andrex puppy.
Boomy fingz in da sky. I’z havin nip to chill.
It’z myz Burfday. I’z got a new nippy nana.
Hooray ! *clapz pawz* Myz bloodz hav come back az normal. I shall continue to wee happily on da sofa! MOL
MUM: Angus! Please try not to. We have spent a lot of money thinking something was wrong with you. But your theyroid and kidneys are perfect and you are not diabetic. Use the tray like the others!
Da vet shaved Mez! Mum finkz l’z poorly becoz l’z weeing on da sofa. *sighz*