The Meme Street Journal
The Meme Street Journal is a business-focused, English-language international daily newspaper based in New York City.
LEAKED MEME FROM THE FUTURE!
INVEST! INVEST!INVEST!!!!!
HOT OFF THE PRESSES. STORIES MEMES HAVE NO WHERE TO GO BUT UP! EXPECT VERY VERY BIG RETURNS.
URGENT! IF YOU HAVE ANY STOCK REMAINING IN SALT BAE SELL NOW!!! IT HAS DECLINED TO AN UNSAFE LEVEL WITH 0 CHANCE OF RISING!!!
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BEWARE OF INSIDER TRADING, MEMES OF 2017 HAVE BEEN LEAKED!! HAVE NOT VERIFIED AUTHENTICITY
A DOWNTURN ON THE ITALIAN MEMES, ABRUPT AND POSSIBLY CATASTROPHIC, SELL NOW BUT KEEP YOUR FINEST STOCK FOR THE EVENTUAL IRONIC RESURGENCE.
IN OTHER NEWS DAT BOI HAS BEGUN REAPPEARING, BRING OUT OLD STOCK AND PREPARE TO INVEST IN NEW, THIS COULD BE BIG.
UPDATE: ITALIAN MEMES PEAKING, NO TIME TO HESITATE, BUY BUY BUY
MARCH'S ITALIAN MEMES: WEAKER THAN THE GREAT ITALIAN BULL MARKET THAT WAS JANUARY.
BUY MODERATELY, BE PREPARED TO SELL SOON.
WHAT IN TARNATION MEMES HAVE BEEN TAKEN OVER BY GREEDY CAPITALIST SELL NOW!!
BEN 10 ON THE RISE INVEST NOW