Çhàll mhî Hârkòyrédèy

1. My chicken 🐓 rān away 🏃 this evening, pls if u see any white chicken with 2 legs, pls cāll me, its mine. 🙆😂😂

2. Living alone is so sweet, u can cook, serve urself, eat and decide to wash the plates next week, nobody will query u. 😂😂😂

3. Hūnger nearly k!lled me last night, I refūsed to eat so that she will bēg me, instead she finished the food, wash d plate and sleep. Joy if I marry u make my life bënd😠😦😣😂😂

4. Why do we change position when its actually the same h0le. I don't understand golf at all 😂😂😂

5. My teacher taught me most of the l!es I tell today. Imagine asking me to write a letter to my uncle who is in abroad, when she knows my uncle is in the village 😂 😂 😂

6. When u scored 9 goals in 2 matches, its cālled Manchester un9ted. Only the legend will understand this. 😂 😂 😂

7. If our girlfriend knw how many girls we ign0re in a day just because of them, they'll be paying us salāry. 😂 😂 😂

8. Having younger ones is so str£ssful. See me now eating 🍗 chicken in the t0ilet 🚾 😕😠😦😂😂

©️ Diala Emmanuel ✍️

9. Some girls are w!cked, I collected a girl number today, just to reach house and realize it was today's date. 080 16 12 2023. Can u imāgine. 😭😢☺😂😂

10. Imagine sitting next to your dad in church, and the pastor said, turn to your neighbour and say "I no de f£ār you" 😂😂 😂

11. My next relationship is going to make sense, I have a gūñ 🔫 now. You br£āk my heart 💔 I br£āk your legs 😂 😂 😂

12. I never knew I was such a handsome boy until 3 ladies were drāgging me at the market saying, fine boy come buy fufu nah 😂

13. Some girls are funny, after reading my post, they will laugh for 10 minutes and still no react comment no be jūjū be that
Chaiiihh 😂
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I put my grandma phone on silent!
I told her that her ringtone has finished
I told her to give me 3k to buy new one
WHAT AM I😂😂

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Goodmorning jokes 😂😂🙋

1. Being ūgly is challenging. Someone will just look at you & conclude that you're wīcked.🤣🤣🤣🤣

2. Mother in law asked her son's wife "Why all the children didn't resemble their father???"

She replies "What I have is a reprøductive system, not a photocopying machine"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

3. It hūrts so much when you know you are a Vīrgin but people don't believe you cause you have a kīd😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

4. When you owe somebody 1million naira and you decide to commīt Sūicīde but a doctor saves you and now you're owing the doctor 200k as well. Village people chaii😂😂😂😂😂😂

5. Playing with kids these days can be very strēssful. My Friend's child has been çrying since morning because I refüse to eat the food she made with sand🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

6. I stood up to my mum yesterday, she wanted to change the channel, I said No, I was there first. Told her to sit down and be quiet, I'm grown. It felt good.

Anyway, If you want to visit me, I'm at universal of Benin Teaching Hospital, Ogbomosho. Ward 5. Approach from the left cause my right eye is closed. I'm indeed grown. 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

7. I don't gøssip.

It's not my fault that you are not there when I talked about you.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

8. This weekend I'll be hosting a party at home. It's only for cute people. If you are ūgly please don't come

Even myself I won't be there🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

9. Women hātē Mathematics but love counting money. Is counting mōney Geography??🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫

10. WEDDING NIGHT CØNFESSION

Husband: I'm sorry honey, I've slept with lots of prøstitutes.

Wife: I said it, your face looks familiar🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃😂😂 Gbas gbos🙄😂😂

11.what will you gain from this after reading post without giving your like and comment on it 🙄

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