Socially Unexceptable.
Rude, Crude and Socially Unexceptable...Lines will be crossed, all of em. Try not to take it so hard, it's not dicks, it's just jokes.
I sucked a dick once just to see if I was gay. Turns out I'm not i just couldn't aquire a taste for it. Come to think about it I don't think the other guy was either cause he fought me every step of the way.
24/09/2020
I think I got it set up so all you norml fu***rs can post on the wall. I mean f**k me show some f**king can do f**king attitude and post something. Have a nic.....just f**k off
If a woman is uncomfortable watching you jack off she is
A..Has intimacy issues
B.. Is frigid
C.. Needs to sit somewhere else on the bus.
A buddy of mine was helping me move last week and I noticed he was wearing panties when he bent over. I said "are you wearing women's panties?" He said "yeah I am, I was hoping you wouldn't notice." I asked "how long have you been wearing panties?" He said "ever since my wife found them in the backseat of my car."
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne usually don't come on a kids face until he's at teenager.
What's the difference between Jesus and a ho**er? The look on their face when they get nailed.
I know it's been awhile since I posted anything and the reason being is sh*t's been going all Shirley Temple that is until this weekend. Out of the blue something unexpected came up that I needed from the drug store. So I go down to the local Pharmacy and walked up to the Pharmist and said "I need a box of condoms for my wife and my 7 year old daughter." With a puzzled look on his face as he handed me the condoms he asked "your 7 year old daughter is sexually active?" I said "no, not really she just kinda lays there."