Unfathomable Questions that only John Laws could Fathom

Happy Easter to each and all, hoping the Easter bunny visits all those good boys and girls!

Hot off the press from an anonymous avid reader, Nick Ryan has bought a very important issue to light:

“Hi John,
I’m sitting hear with my mate Thomas Martin and we have been pondering what colour is a mirror. We think it’s Silver but is that just a reflection?
Cheers”

Another sticky question with photo evidence

Hi all,
I have been living the bachelor life for a few years so have considered myself as a simple cook but I am now living with my girlfriend who uses a few more kitchen utensils than I ever have. Would anyone know how to clean the lemon off this grater properly, the sponge is not a fan of it!
(Please refer to the contents of the image circled in red)
Regards
The one pot wonder

Only hours out from the first ball being bowled in the Ashes series, we’ve been contacted by Gavin, long time reader and first time asker.

“G’day John,

Got a toughie for ya. Let me set the scene. It’s the middle of winter, the Cane Toads are up 1-0 over the Cockroaches in the State of Origin, and I’ve just cracked a tin to watch North Queensland put it to the Riff.

But wait, what’s that Channel 9? The Ashes is starting in an hour!? In Winter!!

Even if it’s summer in England, it’s just not cricket to have cricket outside of our cricket season.
Who do England think they are, now there is too much sport on. If they really have to play in England, maybe they should play a night game so we can actually watch it?”

Big questions Gavin, big questions indeed.

While we ponder this question, good luck to the Australian Men's Cricket Team.

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