Projekt Smiley
Piece of s**t and okayish musician since 2009
Listen and download my music at
projektsmiley.bandcam
I'm terrible at getting anything written to completion. I'm kind of a perfectionist, but with bad music.
Instead of waiting until 2050 to release anything else, here's a small collection of project files I either:
1) Never finished because it was garbage
2) Never finished because I'm garbage
3) Never finished because drugs/alcohol made me write a really fu***ng dumb song that seemed GREAT at the time
4) Finished for the most part, but didn't complete it and said f**k it
Each track has the date I originally created the file, and the files name (hence the .flp at the end)
I have also included 5 bonus tracks at the end. These songs were written back when I was in high school, going by the name DJ S**t F**k. I released 2 albums through an indie label run out of Penn State called Street Fetus Records (Gaffronomicon, where you at?) titled "The Beef" and "Re-Visiting a Musical Movement That Never Happened" As per the time, I was doinked out of my mind, messing around with FL Studio 4. Good times.
Please don't enjoy this
A History of Failure, by Projekt Smiley 31 track album
New "album" out soon(?)
You ever have such bad writers block, that covering Michael Bolton's "How Am I Supposed To Live Without You" as a power metal song seemed like a good idea? No? Well, f**k you then
Hey, I've been sick all week and been on meds and not sleeping a lot in general. Here's a song I wrote
We Don't Give A F**k, by Projekt Smiley track by Projekt Smiley
New song
Sparkle Heart (Rough Cut), by Projekt Smiley track by Projekt Smiley
1 minute preview of a song I've been working on and off on for 1.5 years. Started as a unicorn drawing an old student of mine (8 years old) drew for me on my last day working in schools. She named it "Sparkle Heart", I got it tattooed on my leg, and then this happened
Update to the new album I'm working on "Your Face Is A Dump Truck"
I've released my first audio pack on my website "Projekt Smiley's Eurobeat Starter Pack". After years of trying to talk with the eurobeat community and just getting the standard "Its all layering" answer, I said f**k them and figured it out myself.
Now you don't have to go through the pain of talking to the garbage eurobeat musician community.
The pack is free to download at www.projektsmiley.com
New song
Data Rot (Rough Cut), by Projekt Smiley track by Projekt Smiley
No, f**k you, suck my d**g
New song
Tommy Pickles Huffs Paint Thinner, by Projekt Smiley track by Projekt Smiley
Currently finishing a song using Rugrats soundfonts. Will throw it up on the bandcamp when it's done
Here's a dumb song I'm working on. I'm calling it "Tommy Pickles Huffs Paint Thinner"
My 1st album
It's bare bones since I haven't been able to claim control over it, but Spotify is up
Kill Yourself Projekt Smiley ยท Album ยท 2022 ยท 8 songs.
Oh boy
Projekt Smiley on Apple Music Listen to music by Projekt Smiley on Apple Music. Find top songs and albums by Projekt Smiley including Memories of a Better Life, Kill Yourself (Interficiam Ad Os) and more.
Hey Google, none of those song titles are songs I've written. U f**kin broken or somethin?
https://projektsmiley.bandcamp.com/track/i-taught-your-kids-sorry
Full release of "I Taught Your Kids (Sorry)" out on the bandcamp. Features samples of old students screaming on the playground
I Taught Your Kids (Sorry), by Projekt Smiley track by Projekt Smiley
I have added a new special button to the main page of www.projektsmiley.com
Hopefully, it will enhance your viewing experience
Currently waiting on approval for "Kill Yourself" to be rolled out to streaming platforms. Until then, the album can be found at www.projektsmiley.com
Projekt Smiley Projekt Smiley is a multi-genre music project started by Steve Webb in 2009. Initially just a chiptune project, the gorilla man got bored of only working with gameboys and started writing whatever he felt like at the time.
So, now that I'm trying to get my music on streaming platforms, I'm learning about the exciting world of
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So, thanks to the fact that a lot of my music uses samples, I gotta figure out how to release it without getting rammed in the butt with possible legal issues. I've put everything on bandcamp so it can still be out there, but Spotify has to wait for the time being.
BTW this the current album "art" for the now future release
new short song
Acepromazine Pe**le Injection Party, by Projekt Smiley track by Projekt Smiley
projektsmiley.com is up and running. If it redirects you to the bandcsmp. Don't blame me. Blame DNS
new Song out Projekt Smiley is a multi-genre music project started by Steve Webb in 2009. Initially just a chiptune project, the gorilla man got bored of only working with gameboys and started writing whatever he felt like at the time.
Posting a short song. Worked with kids for many, many years, so here's a song with a bunch of random samples of some of my old students losing their s**t on the playground.
Picture is from my first year working with kids.
Projektsmiley.com is currently active. Will be switching from a redirect to a personal page over time. More info on music, videos and Hot P**s Factory releases will be posted there. But for now, go check out the music catalog
Memento Mori (rough cut), by Projekt Smiley track by Projekt Smiley
Memento Mori (rough cut), by Projekt Smiley track by Projekt Smiley
Throwing a new song up on the bandcamp in like, 10 minutes. Less p**s and s**t jokes and more.... not p**s and s**t jokes
I know how to waste money properly
Slow your roll, Amazon. Also, I'm buying it