Hola Chingona

🌞SUMMER HOURS🌞
This is our third summer in our Downtown Tucson brick and mortar and there’s one thing we can say for certain:
Summers suck for small businesses!
We understand! For those of you who haven’t experienced it, opening your front door in Tucson during the Summer feels like when you open the oven door to check on your pizza and it’s set to around 375-400 F and your face is a little too close.
So we’re temporarily changing our hours at least through the end of July!
On the bright side, we’ll be open an extra day (Wednesday) and we’ll be here til 7pm on Friday and Saturday! It’s a win win, really! 🤡

Oh, one last thing, we will be closed this weekend June 14th-16th for a much needed weekend off to reset!

New hours start this Wednesday, June 19th! Hope to see you then. Don’t forget to drink your agua! 🌞🕶️

Help me in wishing this amazing human a very Japi Berdei tu him!🖤 I am so lucky to have met you, Mayco!
Thank you for making Hola Chingona a cooler place and for helping me keep my sh🤡T together when I’m losing my sanity! Hola Chingona and I love you like crazy! ¡Feliz Cumpleaños! 🎂

We’ll be popping up at Corbett’s this Wednesday, April 24th for ¡Lotería Y Más!
game night from 5pm-8pm!
Worry not because ¡Hay frijoles at Corbett’s!
See you there!

If you’ve been in the store the past couple of weeks, ok…maybe months, you may have seen a sticker machine just kinda hanging around…

Well, after a coat of paint, some awesome art by , a lot of tinkering, and trying to stop ourselves from punching it in the face, we’ll be testing one of the slots to make sure everything works as expected.

So stop by and let Walter (in sticker form) tell you your future, give you a pep talk, or maybe clear some things up for you. We have been overly excited about this and hope you will be too!

As a small business owner making large purchases, that don’t directly make you money, is always nerve wracking.

I mean, the money could have been spent on buying materials, paying shop rent/bills (where a large portion of profits go when you have a brick and mortar location), etc…

Sometimes, though, you just have to take the plunge and splurge. Our neon signs and our new sidewalk sign were major purchases but are awesome! Our next splurge goal/target? Billboards…

None of this would be possible without your continued support so just know that every single one of you is appreciated.


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New ideas at Hola Chingona go something like this:

Maria- “Oooh. What if we take Sana Sana Colita de Rana and add steroids to get a CULOTE de Rana?”

Mayco- “This makes me uncomfortable…..but I’m on it!”
** works his art magic and BOOM🍑🐸”
New stickers available now in-store and online

Que Chula and Culote de Rana artwork by my favorite artist 🖤🖤🖤

COME ON BY HOLA CHINGONA AND SIGN THE PETITION TO PROTECT WOMEN’S RIGHT TO CHOOSE AND ACCESS TO HEALTH CARE. THIS IS NOT AN ISSUE THAT SHOULD BE DECIDED BY 7 JUDGES AND AN ANTIQUATED LAW.

If you’ve been in to the shop the last few months and wondered who that Chingon and tasty piece of man meat was running the shop, well then I’d like you all to meet Mayco, Hola Chingona’s MANager🖤, artist/creator, and personal bodyguard. He’s also the reason the website is looking a million times better and helps with all things social media related.

A few fun facts about Mayco:
🖤He’s an almost retired military man and future elementary school teacher.(Que cute)
🖤He is NOT Mexican, he’s Guatemalan.
🖤Speaks 9 languages
🖤NO, he will not go out with you!

A few things Hola Chingona (and Maria) appreciates about Mayco:
He’s able to teach us sooooo many things about all the similarities and differences in all Latin cultures.
Mayco is also an amazing artist who is constantly creating new things for the shop and helps bring some of our ideas to life.
You can find more of his art at
and next time you stop by and see Mayco, tell him Large Marge sent cha! 🥸

When you find the perfect vato, you never let him escape, I mean…..go. Happy Valentines Day!🖤

Papi Chulo wearing our new “GUATAFAC sanababishi” crewneck sweater available in-store and online!
¿Qué piensan?

For all the LateXicans and Honorary LateXicans. This one’s for you! Yes, We’re Open!
Merry Christmas Eve! 🎁

El Buen Fin: Gifty AF weekend is coming to a close but we want to give you one (or 5) more gifty slaps to the face this Cyber Monday!
Make an online purchase of $100 or more from 12am - 11:59pm tomorrow, 11/27, and you’ll receive 5 surprise gifts from Hola Chingona ($60 value) PLUS free shipping! While supplies lasts!
No code necessary. 🖤
Pick up option also available!

In case you didn’t know, our love language is gift giving so this year we’re kicking off our first annual GIFTY AF Holiday Weekend event with free sh** in-store and online to the first 25 purchases made each day!

Tis the season for hot tamales!
¿Están listos? These golden tamales are comin’ in hot-N-ready at Hola Chingona this Friday along with many more new styles we’re excited to show you all week!
Stay tuned for Brown Friday giveaways, Shop Small SaturYAYs, and Sunday Funday Freebies! 🤯🎄🎁🚨

Sancho Claus is coming to town! Ho. Ho. Ho. 🎅🧑‍🎄🤶
More ornaments are coming soon but these 4 are ready for you online and in-store!

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New shop hours!
Starting this week the shop will only be open Thursday-Sunday 11-6!

Yes, it’s only 4 days a week. But why?
Because 3 days a week I am once again your local OR ninja! This was a decision I made back in June after a very turbulent divorce and having to move out of my home very suddenly. I’m extremely happy with my decision to go back to something that I know very well and love.
This doesn’t mean the shop is going anywhere! It just means I have to split my time in half between OR ninja and Hola Chingona CEO.
Worry not! My amazing thick thighed significant other, , has been working hard to update the website and will be helping with pickup and shipping orders as well as returning your messages and inquiries. He’s the bessst!

In all of this, the thing I’m most excited about is being able to reinvest all profits into growing Hola Chingona as a brand by creating/designing many more original products that I know all of you will live,laugh,love! 😂🥸🤡🙃 As always, thank you for your continued love and support’

Nothing can stop me, I’m all the way up!

Chisme on the go!
New “Chismosa” travel mugs! Only 6 available online or in-store!
Don’t forget to add a cute keychain, all made at HC Headquarters! 🖤

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A wise woman once said “bitches LOVE bolsas”….it’s me! I’m that wise woman.
New bolsas are ready in-store and online!

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Desk nameplates are back, Sanchos!
Don’t worry, Cara D’Coolow will also be making a comeback!
And check out those new desk post-it holders! 😍
All made directly at HC Headquarters and sold in-store and online!

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Slowly adding everything to the website for pickup and shipping orders! Here’s a few new items that were just added like this chancla swatter. What you swat is none of my business!

All available at shopholachingona.com 🖤

A little sewing before we open on this beautiful Friday morning.
Mazapán pillows printed, sewn, and stuffed in-store!

We’re also preparing for tonight’s Crafty AF Club flower crown workshop tonight! There 2 spots left but if you can’t make it, we made some extra crowns that are available for purchase!
That ojo malo head piece lights up and everything!
See you all weekend 11-6pm 🖤

Here’s your next round of
Crafty AF Club! Since our first flower crown workshop sold out we thought we’d add one more workshop just in time for Día de los Mu***os and Tucsons All Souls Procession. These are not your average flower crowns, of course. You know we’re anything but basic!
We’ve also added a second piñata party El Chavo Del Ocho edition!
More details to come for each class but if you wanted to sign up early, clases are up at shopholachingona.com!
Stay crafty!

What better day to do a giveaway then on Chingona Day!
3 of you will be chosen at random on Sunday, October 1st!
The prize: All 3 Chingona Day in-store purchase gifts! (Mug, t-shirt, and tote bag!)
How to enter:
🖤Follow us!
🖤Tag the biggest Chingona you know!
🖤Screenshot the 4th image, fill in what being a Chingona means to YOU, and DM it back to us to share on Chingona Day!
That’s it!
You’re welcome repost to your stories if you’d like! 🖤

We think every club should have a special vest, sash, or in our case, aprons! Here’s our Crafty AF Club classroom aprons. BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!
We want the world to know just how crafty you are, so, EVERY class, workshop, event, and even private lessons will earn you a some-of-a-kind iron-on patch to put on your own apron of your choosing OR you can purchase a black Crafty AF apron online at
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How are you not crazy excited to be a part of this gang….I mean, club.
Piñata Party is this Friday! 3 spots left! Come get your crafty piñata patch….or don’t. But FOMO is real.

¡HOLA CHINGONAS!
I’ll just leave this riiiight here….just. for. YOU!

OCTOBER 1st👻
10 days left….We’ll see you soon. 💋

It’s been years since I’ve been sick. YEARS. That’s right! I’ve been able to dodge the CabronaVirus, as well.
BUT something crawled into my hot bod and made it hotter with a Satan like cough. I’ll save you the germs! We will be closed today and tomorrow 7/13 and 7/14. Make sure to stop in Saturday and Sunday to help me feed my children! 😂🤡🥸😭🤒🤧😮‍💨

NEW SUMMER HOURS through July!
Starting next week we and through July we will be closed Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday.
But why?
I’m a creator and inventor first and foremost. Running a shop full time has left me with little time to do what I love;
MAKE COOL SH💩T.
These 3 days will allow me the time to stock up on all your favorite Hola Chingona originals, create brand new products, work on the website, and plan for fall/winter events! I’ll also be able to deep sea dive into learning how to use some new equipment that has been untouched due to time restraints.
So although we will only be open 4 days a week, your favorite weird and wacky Chingona de Arizona will still be working nonstop to be bigger and better then ever come August.
Make sure to stop by Thursday-Sunday between 10am-6pm! We’ll be opening an hour early for you this month and next month so you can get home just in time for a nooner (aka nap).

I’m excited to show you guys what I’ve been working on and finally go into production mode!

Also, check out our new and improved cactus lady. 🖤🌵🖤

You guys! They had it wrong the whole time! It’s “colita de perro” Pfff. So obvious now! 🥸🐶🐕

2 new doggie bandanas made in-house and ready for you!
Available in store and online!

🥳🌸🥳GIVEAWAY TIME! 🥳🌸🥳
In honor of International Women’s Day, three Tucson chingonas have come together to give one lucky woman a chance to win $100 from each of us for a total of $300! Slide to see what we are gifting 💝

All you have to do is:
1. Like and save this post
2. Make sure you’re following all 3
3. Nominate a badass female you think deserves this prize, yes you may nominate yourself, and tell us why!🌷 Each tag is an entry. Please tag in separate comments.

One lucky beauty will be announced via stories on 3/16/23 before midnight.

Good luck & remember each one of you is powerful and deserving!🌹

This giveaway is not sponsored, endorsed or administered by, or associated with Instagram. Must be 18+years old to enter. Domestic entries only.