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😄💔😄AFTER DIVØRCE, WIFE SENDS HUSBAND A MESSAGE:*🤣💔🥥

*WIFE:* .. l am sorry to inform you that the daughter you kept for *20years* is not your daughter .. She belongs to ur Best Friend Alhaji... Alhaji has just sent her to America last month to start a New life... Kindly take heart and start a Fresh New life.
... May u be guided right. Byeeeeeeee

*HUSBAND:* .. Glory! Glory!! Glory!! .. Thank u Jesus, for answering my prayers... The siege is over and l am free at last from spirit of guilt... All these years l thought I was sleeping with my daughter. .. Kindly encourage her not to exercise any fear again... She doesnt need to abørt our pregnancy anymore... She can come back home now to possess her possession... Thank u, thank u God.

*Tell me who will be hūrt most????*🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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laugh joor🤗😂

1. A Márried Man carried His Síde chíck to Hótel, and said
"Báby tell me something that will íncrease My heartbéat", She replied " Your wífe is sitting At our Báck "💥😳😳😭😂😂😂

2)Who else Noticed that Sécond Roúnd used to làst lónger and toúgher than First róund, but at the End, very sweét😋;

That's Why I can never Jóin Bóxing😂😂😂😂💔

3) Two Bútchers Are fíghting Because of Me,So that I can Buy Mëat From them! 🥰🥰🥰

I'm just waiting for them to fínish Ìnjuring themselves, so that I can tell them, I only Came to ask for Príce 😳😳😂😂😂😂

4) Your Fácebook Timeline Says Living at Lagos, but studying at USA,...I'm not Saying " You're Lyíng oo; 😒😒

It's just that How Are you Managing to Pay Tránsport Fare "!!😂😂😂😂

5) . If it's your Wífe that's Paying the House rént, Paying the Children's School Fees, and still feeding the Children...

My Dear Brother, it's your Wórk to be Scréaming during Séx,, you didn't Come to be Uséléss in life 💥💥😒😒😂😂😂

6) I wanted to buy Fáke Adídas, They Said It's 15K,.... Chaii, So even fáke Life too Don cóst?? 😭😭😂😂

7). Do you remember When You and your Éx almost took Bloód Cóvenant😔😔......na God Save you then,..by now you'll have Been in Fánta Bottle😭😭😂😂😂

8) I think I have to change my Garri vendor,....Mama Nkechi Saw Me From Afar, and started measuring Half Cup of Gärri 😳😭😭😭😭

9) Nkechi, they Rushed you to Hospital, because you're having High BP, and you're still looking for Bed that has Socket
Are you truly sīck??? 😒😂😂😂😂😂

10) This New Month, I'm seriously Done watching Anything "Indía Films" ☝️😒😒😒😒;

How can Ármed Róbber róbbed a Bank, Then The Rõbbers started Singing, and the Pólice were dáncing Outside 💥😳😳😳😂😂😂😂😂

11. Who Nóticed that During Christmas, your Mom will use Bróom to Meásure Your Xmás shoe.
And still énd up buying Ovérsize☝️😳😭😂

12. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️

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Laugh jhoor 😂

1.It is only in Nigeria🇳🇬 they will start the meeting with prayer, lie throughout the meeting and end it with prayer 🤧🤧

2. If you’re called Deborah and you are ugly, they call you Debo. But if you’re beautiful, you’re called Derby.😂🤝

3. Mother in law asks her son's wife why all the children don't resemble their father?
She replies "what I have in between my legs is a reproductive system not a photocopying machine" 😂😂

4. Self stupīdīty is when your phone tells you Listening to high volume will Damage your hearing and You still press Ok.
Don't pretend you are not one of them😂😂

5. My first day at boarding school
They serve us rice and I was waiting for stew..... Then one senior said today's jollof is good oo
Eii🙆😂

6.If it changed from ''Goodnight babe'' to ''sorry I dozed off'' then yuh're in the ''third wave'' of your relationship. Brēāk up loading😊

7. She posted. "No one can ever take what God has given to me"......I commented. "Where's your virginity?"....She blocked me 😂🤣

8. I'll never practice American movie again. I tried kissing my wife during an argument. Come and see slap😂😂

9. Pastor drop N50k for tithe offering. Head usher say total tithe offering nah N3500. Pastor say make them go use juju swear🤣🤣

10. Have you noticed that after scratching your itchy a**s, the devīl will always whisper, ''now smell your fingers my child''.😂

11. Being an African man is so cool. You refuse to give your relatives money 💴, they blame your wife😂💔

12. Before you think of leaving that marriage, remember that an innocent goat🐐 was killed on your traditional wedding 😏🚶🏼‍♀️

13.You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️

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