Heinie and Hymen

I think this is my first market of the year! Can’t wait to be back by my old spot . Working on sessy lil heart shaped s**t for you to eat your own lil hearts out, so I hope you stop on by.

I really love seeing how these upcycled mannequin lamps find their place! My pops and I have whipped up a few more, so I’ll have a few breasted beauties in the works for 2023! A mantle featuring the signature nanners, what could be better place for it?

I can’t wait to be back at one of my favorite annual events! is hosting another art, gifts, and craft packed event this saturday(12/3) at ! I hope to see you.

If you are free this afternoon, we’ll be jamming and selling art at Theodore Roosevelt high school on the NW side! Open mic, and local makers will be alongside my students fundraising with their handmade wares! Bring your voice, an instrument to jam, or just your shoes for grooving! We still have space available if you would like to vend for a $donation of your choice to the art club.

Partial preview of the vintage fruit, vegetable, and floral pitchers and vessels that are available! They will be posted w. Prices via story sale next Wednesday July 6th. DM for early inquiry.

PUMPED for today. if you’re free, come check out a event! There will be plenty of talent, and just the right amount of debauchery to appreciate and enjoy.

is a recurring event where both new and experienced artists and performers can feel comfortable and respected trying new or trusted skills. A space where all bodies are celebrated, and where the attendees don’t have to commit to a pricey minimum bill, or to sitting all night just to get a good view of performances! Glorify sexuality, and celebrate all things creative with us at one of the events! Next is June 11th !

Shopping, painting, and cocktails start the event with a live set from .maa !! Followed by the most fab burlesque performances! Home to see you at Airromac this Saturday!

C U NEXT Saturday…the 14th! So lucky to have .maa opening the event for us with live tunes from 5-6, Burlesque numbers at 6:15, 7:15, & 8:15, and so many talented vendors to shop from in between! Come grab a drink and see some skinnnnnnn🥰

Drippity drop full of some great gifts for the plant people, vintage lovers, and the devil’s lettuce lovers will start at 8pm tonight(yes in one hour)! Forgot to post this yesterday😹 better late than never.

Keeping this positivity anywhere I can!
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Pour-overs & Planters are bisqued, glazed, and ready for their next firing:)

I’m really excited for May’s event! We will have a dozen performances, and welcome and to the stage! Shop over a dozen vendors, enjoy live painting, tarot readings, drinks and so much moreeeeee!

Saturday Night Fever is hitting hard! MORE performances, more vendors, more b***y shaking! We will have live painting by .shamsi and tarot readings by ! Come out for a good show, and support all this GOOD STUFF HAPPENING HERE for Second Saturdaze!!

So happy to announce we have more performers & more absolutely fabulous new vendors for April’s Second Saturdaze on the 9th! Come check it out:)

If you’re interested in vending or performing at any Heinie and H***n events such as Second Saturdaze, use the link in my bio to fill out the form:) Complete it just one time, and you will be included for all future events! You will get a response via email or DM for each event once you’ve completed the form.

Snuggling up to the newest incense holder color options 🥰 Saturday, March 12th from 5-9 BE THERE!

Here’s a few other antique and vintage thangs I’ll bring with me this weekend. My personal favorite is the fully functional standing potbelly stove ashtray.

Glutes finally got their glow up!
Grey: Charcoal Rose
Brown: Espresso Jasmine
Blue: Hibiscus Eucalyptus
(Same scents for the winged wieners, and mushroom duos)
All of these soaps are not just cute sitting on the bathroom counter, but are also calming for the skin; oat based, filled with vitamin e, and CBD, and colored only with their natural exfoliant. Find them this weekend, or DM to order.