The AARPC

The AARPC

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The Ancient Association of Retiring Prognosticating Cyberwitches (AARPC)

Predicting the future is changing.

It’s always been hard knowing what’s going to happen before it happens. It’s even harder in today’s disrupted future marketplace where everyone feels like an expert. As seasoned future-telling professionals, we all need to establish a work-life balance that includes taking care of business and spending years cloistered in hermitages until some young punk on a “so-important” epic quest to save the world shows up.

Help us create a robust community of hermits.

This community is here to help you understand how to avoid crowds of needy humans, tech-bros who respond to everything you say with “that’s just like Black Mirror”, and fashion tips to help you optimize giving the fewest f***s possible while you’re in a staring contest with the abyss.