The Lites

An award winning family Italian restaurant, we serve the finest Tuscan cuisine. Head Chef- Hernan Crespo

critical reviews:

'surreal'- Beppe De Marco (washed-up eastenders character)
'Although I deemed it an impossible feat, their insipid and prosaic music has exacerbated the sheer existentialist void my life has become'- Hugh Grant
'Good'- James Terry (note: possible sarcasm, but difficult to determine with such a monosyllabic response)
'They stole my lyrics'- Dale Winton
'What kind of loser-ass name is that for a band?!'- Neil Hamburger
'Not as good as the Felonie'- Hoggett