Saturday in the 70's Part 3

Christmas Kiss

Christmas night is marked by snow and freezing rain. EJ and his friend Erinn were in the process of cleaning up. He washed the dishes and then Erinn dried them. An hour later, he took out the trash while she vacuumed the carpet. Afterward, they sat on the couch and watched some Youtube.

He gently squeezed her nose while she lay her head on his shoulder. She rested her head on his shoulder he pinched her nose. EJ gave Erinn a kiss on the lips and she reciprocated. They stared into each other's eyes. With the television on, they fell asleep.

The Reindeer named Richie

The NorthPole is experiencing a cold and chilly evening. Richie jumped in the air and fell to the ground. While passing a joint around, Santa and his reindeers observed him. Smoke was coming out of their nostrils as they shook their heads. Richie put up the Christmas tree an hour later and got tangled in the lights.

As Mrs. Claus helped untangle him, Santa laughed. That night, Santa was on his Apple phone on a job site looking to hire a reindeer to replace Richie. Observing him, Mrs. Claus placed her hands on her hips while shaking her head repeatedly. They heard singing downstairs, and they walked down to hear Richie singing like Smokey Robinson.

As he was rubbing his hands, Santa had money ideas in his mind. The following day, Santa started a singing group called Richie and the Reindeers. The group went on to release a Christmas album and sold a million copies in one day.

Charley, the snowman, Is my name

On snowy and bitterly cold Christmas Eve in downtown Chicago, there was a snowman named Charley. He wore a kango hat, a banana nose, and told lies all day. Behind a tree, Charley and Katy hid. They were searched for by a police car that drove by. Charley was greeted with a shaky head from Katy. He grabbed a stolen watch out of his pocket.

Charley handed over the watch to Katy. She threw it in the snow and cried. He embraces her and sheds tears. The next morning, it's Christmas. He was observed by Katy who then threw a snowball at him. His hat was knocked off and cigeratte fell in the snow. He lowered his head, letting tears flow down his face.

She turned red and gave him a second cigeratte. He smiled and proceeded to do the moonwalk. They walked out in front where everyone was singing Christmas Carols. An award was presented to Charley by the mayor. Everyone clapped and took pictures until the police arrived to arrest him.

Santa Claus

The streets are icy and snowy on Christmas morning, and a young father just finished his 12-hour shift. He catches sight of a Santa Claus outfit lying on the table. The outfit is put on by Father. As he drives home, he stares at the Christmas lights. Christmas Carols were being sung by neighbors. Father parks the car, grabs his bag, and climbs up to his house.

He makes his way down through the chimney. His five year old son runs in gives him a big hug. Santa greeted the mother as he gave the boy several gifts. The mother is in total bliss as she gazes at him. He picks up an Oreo cookie and heads on his way. "Wishing you a happy Christmas, young lad.

Lil Nicky's Christmas Wish

Lil Nicky's Christmas Wish In the past, there was an abandoned cub named Lil Nicky on Christmas Day. His eyes were filled with tears as he lay on the icy ground. His Christmas wish is to see his dad again. Lil Nicky stood and climbed onto a tree. He observed a king cobra with green eyes and a tongue that looked like a lizard.

The other animals strolled past and glared upwards at the tree. There was an unknown male bear that ran past the other animals. A male bear that was unknown ran past the other animals. He storms up the tree, he tosses Lil Nicky to the other animals. He grabs the king cobra and wraps it up as if it were a pretzel.

The male bear says that you must be careful, son.

"Dad, you made my Christmas Wish come true"!

"Yes, my son, I've come back to take care of you".

"Dad, I knew you would come back", he's crying!

They hugged each other tightly.The other animals stopped hunting and observed them. A moment like that had never been seen by them before.

Christmas Day

One time, a man by the name of Harris was walking down a sidewalk filled with ten inches of snow. He struggles on his way to a coffee shop. The man was escorted to a booth by the waitress named Sally. His face was pale and his fingers were numb. She bought him a cup of coffee and then bought his favorite grilled chicken and rice dish shortly after. As he sips the coffee, he smiles.

"Dad, we would love for you to stay with us on Christmas day".

"Your grandkids would be delighted to see you", she cries!

"Sally, I'd like to do that, but I don't want my grandkids to see me like this".

"He gets up, hugs her, and exits. Sally shakes her head and tears fall from her face.

Charlie the Snowman (2002)

Charlie walks out of the police station with a smile on his face. He ran across the street and took the bus, but slipped on the black ice.

"S**t, I sure wish they would put salt down..'' He screams!

A small group of people laugh at him.

"Go f**k yourself! " He shouts!

Charlie missed the bus and just carried on. A job hiring sign was observed in a barber shop window by him. In the shop, he sat down. Charlie informed the owner that he was a proficient barber.

"He claims that I have been cutting hair for a long time
"Do you have any felonies or anything?

"Of course not, my mom would kick my ass, " "She brought me up at the church, you know".

"Veronica Davis is her name, but you can also call her VD.

The owner and other barbers laughed.

Reindeer Academy (2004)

The sky was filled with freezing rain at Reindeer Academy. Randolph, a Reindeer with bowlegged legs, was ready to fly.

He resembled an eagle, soared above the clouds, and then hit the slippery ground. The reindeers burst out laughing. Coach Grimsy emerged from the local forest. His antlers were large and his voice was deep.

"Stop laughing at Randolph like that, he shouts!

"Are you okay, Randolph?

"I'm fine," Coach Grimsy!

As the evening progressed, Coach Grimsy showed the reindeers how to hop and land correctly. He jumped into the air and came down flawlessly. He was applauded by the reindeers.

"It takes a lot of practice and hard work to jump and land the right way, says Coach Grimsy.

"I can never do this properly," said Randolph!

Randolph, don't say you can't do something. You have the power to achieve anything in life.

The Coach says that all you need to do is practice and work hard on it.

"Well, I guess you're right", says Randolph!

The other reindeer lined up to give it a try. The reindeers soared in the air and came down smoothly. Randolph soared next, almost colliding with Santa Claus in the sky. Coach Grimsy was reading a test result with the other reindeers.

"Randolph, please stay right there!

"Why, what did I do?

"You tested positive for chicken pots. Goddamit, you then gave it to all of us.

Randolph looked at his hands and noticed red bumps. The whole thing made him feel terrible. He didn't want to give the other chicken pots too. Then he was hit in the face by a few snowballs. Reindeer and Coach Grimsy threw more snowballs at him when he escaped!"

The Pimp That Saved Christmas (2005)

Christmas morning has arrived early on Kane Avenue.
Santa rode his sleigh to the local housing projects. Santa grabbed his bag and entered the chimney. He went down and injured his foot. Santa took out the presents and put them by the tree. He sluggishly climbed the chimney.

A pimp strolled past with his hoes.

Ho, ho, ho, says Santa.

Be careful, Santa Claus!

Excuse me for interrupting, but I injured my foot. Would you be able to help Save Christmas?

Sure, Santa, whatever you need. He affirms that I am capable of helping! Santa was taken to Urgent Care by the girls. The sleigh carried the pimp away. He made a stop at a house and went down the chimney. The presents were placed under the tree by him. As he left, he ate some Oreo cookies.

The pimp spent hours traveling to houses and apartments. He went up and down the chimney. The toys were placed under the tree by him. Stockings were filled with candy canes by him. He exited the home. The pimp looked through the window and saw kids opening their presents. Their appearance was filled with happiness and excitement!

As he rode the sleigh to the sidewalk, he shed tears.

Santa's Workshop (2006)

Santa's Workshop is in the middle of a snowy and cloudy Christmas Eve afternoon. Santa was searching for his red sack to place the toys in. He looked at the Elves and immediately became suspicious of Norman.

"Norman, did you see my red stocking"?"Santa,

I haven't seen it yet"?

The other elves said you had it last.

"Santa, I'm being tricked by them"!

Santa ran away and walked into his office to call the police. Santa returns to the work area. He sees Norman wrapping his presents slow. The other elves laughed as they worked and quickly wrapped.

"Pick up the pace", Norman, shouts Santa!

Norman says, 'Alright, Santa,'.

Norman is being arrested by the police. His face was pale and his hands were numb. It was hard for him to believe that Santa would do such a thing. The elves continued to work as they loaded the presents on Santa's sleigh. The police found the red sack in Santa's closet. The police officer informs Santa that he has his red sack.

Santa laughs as he recalls putting the red sack there last night.

"I apologize Norman for wrongly accusing you", said Santa Claus
"I accept your apology, but I quit", Norman yells!

"Then get the f**k out of here then", yells Santa

Jumping the Christmas Broom.

The Christmas morning at Zhane church is cold and wintery. The altar was where Steven and Jenny stood. The groomsmen were wearing masks with cream tuxedos. The bridesmaids wore masks and red and white dresses. Each person was seated six feet apart. A broom was laid in the middle of the aisle.

He embraced her with tears and applause. There was a Christmas broom there.It was a Christmas broom up there. Steven and Jenny made their way up to the limousine. Rice was thrown and pictures were taken by everyone. Everyone threw rice and took pictures.

The Christmas Card (2006)

The community college gift shop is crammed with customers this evening. Tudy is searching for a Christmas Card. She wants to send it to her Aunt Sue. She buys the card and leaves outside. The Christmas card begins to shine inside the bag. Tudy lands on the snowy ground. She remained frozen like an ice sickle. Families were watching with wonderment in their eyes.

The Christmas card goes up in the sky. It disappears into the clouds. The families help Tudy get off the ground. She thanks them and enters her truck. As she drives home, she sees the card. It was dancing in the wind. She was speeding, sliding, and proceeding.

She ran inside like a scared puppy. Then receives a private call on her cell phone. The phone call is answered by her.

"Tudy, thank you for the Christmas card", says Aunt Sue.

The Greatest Gift (2007)

Christmas morning was characterized by cold and cloudy weather.Jimmy, an eight-year-old child, was opening up his gifts in the living room. Jimmy's mom and dad were watching 106 & Park. A blue gift from his Grandma was grabbed by him. He opened that gift like Sonic.

"Mommy and Daddy, look what Grandma gave me".

"What is that, Jimmy, is being asked by the parents"?

He cries because it's a Playstation 3!

"Your Grandma gave you a nice gift, son".

"Mom and Dad", thank you.

He smiles as he receives the greatest gift ever!

"This is the Greatest Gift ever", he smiles!

Charlie The Snowman, goes to jail always. He wears a red hat, a banana nose and he tells lies all day. Funny Christmas song

Charlie the Snowman (1983)

Charlie walks out the police station with a smile on his face. He ran across the street to catch the bus but slipped on the black ice.

"S**t, I sure wish they would put salt down"', he screams!

A small crowd laughs at him.

"Oh go f**k yourself", he screams!

Charlie miss the bus and just carried on. He seen a job hiring sign on a barber shop window. He sat down in the shop. Charlie told the owner that he was a skilled barber.

"I'll been cutting hair all my life", he says.

"Do you have any felonies or anything", asks the
owner?

"Of course not my mother would kick my ass" "She raised me in the church, you know".

"Her name is Veronica Davis but you can call her VD".

The owner and the other barbers laughed.