There Be Laughs

Pencil advice: Why shouldn't you use a broken pencil? Because it's point-less. ✏️🚫

Camera unpredictability: What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon. 📷🔄

Rocket toddler remedy: How do you stop an astronaut’s toddler from crying? You rocket. 🚀👶

Runners' pre-race meal: What do runners eat before a race? Nothing - they fast. 🏃‍♂️🍽️

Tired robot: Why did the robot arrive at the event so tired? He had a hard-drive. 🤖💤

Cricket dominance: Why do pancakes always win at cricket? They have the best batter. 🥞🏏

Space-themed party planning: How do you organise a space-themed party? You planet. 🚀🌌

Embarrassed toilets: What do toilets do when they're embarrassed? They always get a bit flush. 🚽😳

Door riddles: When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. 🚪🤔

Tech-savvy singer: What do you call a singer with a laptop on her head? A-Dell. 🎤💻

Well-balanced horse: What do you call a well-balanced horse? Stable. 🐴⚖️

Koala qualifications: Why aren’t koalas considered bears? They don’t have the right koala-fications. 🐨🎓

Pampered cow outcomes: What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. 🐄🥛

Slug measurements: How do you measure a slug? In inches, because they don't have feet. 🐌📏

Jungle card games: Why don't they play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs. 🐆🃏

Lost giraffe humor: Where would you find a giraffe? The same place you lost it! 🦒🗺️

Gator detective: What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator. 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Farm accounting: How does a farmer keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator. 🐄🧮

Spider skills: What are spiders really good at? Surfing the web. 🕷️🕸️

Fun-loving mushroom: Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi. 🍄🎉

Intoxicated parsnip: What do you call a drunk parsnip? A steaming vegetable. 🥕🍸

Cheesy self-reflection: What did the cheese say to himself in the mirror? Halloumi! 🧀🤳

Prawn generosity issues: Why do prawns never share? Because they're shellfish. 🦐🚫

Chatty sesame seed: Why couldn't the sesame seed stop talking? He was on a roll. 🍞😄

Fridge etiquette: Why should you always knock before opening the fridge door? In case there's a salad dressing. 🥗🚪

Hungry PHD students' snack: What do PHD students eat when they're hungry? Academia nuts. 📚🥜

Grass dangers: Why is grass so dangerous? It's full of blades. 🌱🔪

Wall meeting plans: What did one wall say to the other? 'I'll meet you at the corner.' 🏢🤝

Fashionable house attire: What does a house wear? Address! 🏡👗

Roof humor: Want to hear a joke about a roof? The first one's on the house. 🏠😆