Wombstretcha the Magnificent
What do we take?
Still got fans. Who knew?
Casual thug life.
It won't be good beer, but it'll be beer.
I have ass implants, so that makes me a cyborg, right?
I'd watch that.
It's true.
Producing a different kind of white stuff.
It's really not that bad.
Throwing haiku at the Washington County police scanner. Again. New favorite hobby.
I spit haiku at strangers sometimes.
Great, you got millions to donate to your GovFundMe.
Great way to surprise your lover.
I mean, I ain't wrong, I don't think, but certain people feel otherwise.
Filed under "things which make me feel old."
It's true. It's on his license and everything.
Yeah, you can be aware of deez...
For real, what the hell's going on at Home Depot?
It's like the Xmas version of the Tw***ie Defense.
Context really is important.
I was really hoping.
I didn't know that was a fashion accessory.
Character actors are the soul of movies.
Eggs are great.
Yes, puns are lazy humor, but I love 'em, all the same.
This is my "in a meeting" speedloader of things to bust out.
To this day I cannot believe that company approved that, and this was nearly 20 years ago.
I think I've said worse, even.
We're goin' over the wall, lads.
Someone made custom wrestlers in a video game and some were Womb and Ray.
I must wonder how much the wigs weighed.