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Pichle saal 2013 mein
hum sabne kuch khoya aur kuch paya

Par ek cheez almost sabko mili...
ßAßAJI KA THULLU...

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On Sep 11 the day WORLD TRADE CENTER was attacked.

A guy working on the 97th floor
didn't go to office.

Instead, he was with his girlfriend far from the city in a hotel.

Knowing about the accident,
his wife tried to call his mobile many times

But it was switched off.

Later when he
switched on his mobile, wife called & asked ...

"How r u? R u fine? "

To which the guy replied:- "R u crazy?

I'm busy working in the office!"

This was the 1st divorce filed after the accident...

Women are a strange breed..!!
They Paint their Lips
Show off their inner-wear
Flaunt their bodies especially Cleavage
Wear Butt-Hugging Jeans;
AND
Then expect men to notice their Emotions!!!

I'm A Cheater,

But I Don't Cheat Humanity.

I Hate Studies,

But Love Technology.

I Flirt With Flirty,

But I Respect Lovers.

World Can't Change Me,

But I Can Change the World.

I Don't Have Books In Hand,

But I Have Revolutionary Ideas In Mind.

I'm the Rarest Race On Earth..

Meet Me

I am

I'm A Back Bench Student!!!!

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Reality of life
"When you give importance to people
they think that you are always free
But
They don't understand that
you make yourself available for them every time"..!

SHADI ek aisa Din Hai

Jab Ladka STAGE,
Par Apni dulhan K sath Baithe
huey

Doosri Khoobsurat LADKION
Ko Dekhta Hai AurSochta Hai

Ye Sab Saali aaj Se Pehle Kahan Mar G*i thi... :(

Arz kiya hai
Humne b apni duniya basa li
Usne dokha diya..(

to uski choti behan phasa li..

Super insult
Maths Teacher:Jab main tumhare
jitna
tha,mere maths me 100 marks aate
the

Student: aate honge bhai,
tere ko koi
achha
teachr padhata hoga

ek shadi shuda aadmi or ek
kuwari ladki ka affair chal raha
tha.....
ek din wo date pe gaye...
bahut samay ek dusre k sath
bitaya.....
fir aadmi ne ghar jate
waqt apne jute or pant mitti me
ragde....
jab wo ghar gaya tab.....
biwi -itni der kaha the tum..?
husband -mein tumse kch
chupana ni
chahta hun.
mera aik afair chal raha he or me
date pe gaya tha.
biwi (pant &jute dekh kar)-juthe,
football khel ke aye ho na....?

Sweet Love Story:

A boy never does homework in class
to get punishment of bending… on his knees,
in front of her bench
just to see her for whole period?

Gets scoldings from his parents.
bcoz he reaches late everyday,
just to ensure that she has reached
home safely or not?

Skips his lunch
& pretends to be studying in the interval;
just to see her eating the food =)

Walks by foot to the home instead
of taking a bus;
just to save money to buy
chocolates for her.. =)

Hard fact about youngsters,
They are always busy watching the desktop wallpaper..
whenever their parents enter their room’

Pappu:" Mom Aap ne mujse jhoot bola....Mom:" Kab beta ??..Pappu:" Aap ne kaha k tumharichoti bahen Pari hai....Mom:" Haan hai.......Pappu:" To jab use balcony se phenka to vo udi kyunai..???

Boy:" Main tumse bahat pyar krta hu.Reh nhi skta tumhare bina..Girl:" Mere piche apni zindagibarbad mat kar..

Boy:" Q ??..

Girl:" Iss raste pe patthr or kanto kalwa kuch nhi..Boy:" Are pagli... tu tension na le Mere paas WOODLAND k shoes hai bas tu patja

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Edison Had Rightly Said:

A Fool Can Ask More Questions, Than A Wise Can Answer..

Now We Know..
Why All Of Us ..Are Speechless During The Exam Viva.

Lines by School boy…

Love is when i walk to other side of classroom
to sharp my pencil, Just to See her..

N then realize that,
Im holding a pen..!!

→ Why does history keep repeating itself?
Because we weren't listening the first time!

Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?

Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.

Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?

Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.

Arz Hai..

Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..

Wah Wah..

Ershad-Ershad..

Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
aur
Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!

Girls are never wrong..

Just sumtimes
confused
childish
stubborn
senseless
emotional
unchangeable
crazy
stupid
idiot 'n even Mad!!

But,
Never Wrong ;-)

WOmens are like Fruits.
Every Woman has her own unique taste 'n colour...

But
The problem is the Men.
They seem to love Fruit salad..!!

Diffrnce B/w Theoretical & Pratical Knowledge..
Girls Scores 99/100 In Computer..

Dont Even Know How To Turn On Computer properly

One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.

"An idea,that can change your WIFE''
While real word was(LIFE).