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JUST IN: Malacañang suspends Metro Manila classes on all levels for Friday. Government work is also suspended, except for those who deliver basic services.

The suspension came in light of the combined effects of , and the southwest monsoon.

Suspension of work in private companies is left to the discretion of their heads.

Malacañang further clarifies that classes for both private and public schools are suspended. | via Jean Mangaluz, INQUIRER.net

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The SIM card registration has been extended by 90 days, according to Department of Justice Secretary Jesus Crispin Remulla, who attended a Cabinet cluster meeting in Malacañang about it. | via Marc Jayson Cayabyab

Anong plano mo ngayong darating na long weekend?

Suspendido ang pagpapatupad ng expanded number coding scheme sa Biyernes, Abril 21, 2023 na idineklara bilang regular holiday para sa pagdiriwang ng Eid’l Fitr o Feast of Ramadan alinsunod sa Malacanang Proclamation No. 201.

Planuhin ang biyahe at mag-ingat sa pagmamaneho.

𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐍𝐎. 𝟐𝟎𝟏, 𝐬. 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑
Signed on 14 April 2023

𝐃𝐄𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘, 𝟐𝟏 𝐀𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐋 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑, 𝐀 𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐔𝐋𝐀𝐑 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐘 𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐁𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐄𝐈𝐃'𝐋 𝐅𝐈𝐓𝐑 (𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐇𝐀𝐍)

Visit the Official Gazette website: https://www.officialgazette.gov.ph/2023/04/03/proclamation-no-201-s-2023/

Suspendido ang pagpapatupad ng Expanded Unified Vehicular Volume Reduction Program (UVVRP) o number coding scheme sa mga sumusunod na araw na idineklarang holiday:

• Disyembre 26, 2022 Lunes
• Disyembre 30, 2022 Biyernes, Rizal Day
• Enero 2, 2023 Lunes

Planuhin ang inyong biyahe, sumunod sa batas trapiko, at mag-ingat sa pagmamaneho.

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Reminder: The Ferarri F8 Tributo is not a bus, hence, it cannot use the bus lane The LTO is not pleased

President Ferdinand R. Marcos signed a proclamation declaring October 31 as a special non-working holiday, as announced by Office of the Press Secretary Officer-in-Charge Cheloy Velicaria-Garafil in a press briefing today.

The President made the declaration to boost local tourism and allow workers to have time for their families.

Link to the post of Official Gazette of the Republic of the Philippines about the special non-working holiday: https://tinyurl.com/mwu3aad4

: President Bongbong Marcos suspends government work and classes in public schools (all levels) in NCR, Cavite, Laguna, Rizal, Bulacan, Zambales, and Bataan from August 23-24, 2022 due to .

MMDA to bring back vehicle number coding scheme along major roads in Metro Manila from 7-10AM and 5-8PM starting August 15, 2022. | via Chino Gaston/GMA News

READ: https://www.gmanetwork.com/news/topstories/metro/841222/mmda-to-implement-expanded-number-coding-scheme-starting-august-15/story/

The Quezon City prosecutor's office has indicted physician Chao Tiao Yumol for killing three people during his shooting rampage at the Ateneo de Manila University (ADMU) last July 24, 2022.

Yumol is facing three counts of murder, one count of frustrated murder, car theft, malicious mischief, and violation of RA 10591 or the Comprehensive Law on Fi****ms and Ammunition. | via Manny Tupas

BREAKING: Supreme Court junks disqualification and cancellation of COC petitions vs incoming President Bongbong Marcos, sources tell ABS-CBN News. | via Mike Navallo, ABS-CBN News

READ: https://news.abs-cbn.com/news/06/28/22/sc-junks-disqualification-coc-cancellation-petitions-vs-marcos

Mananatili ang National Capital Region sa Alert Level 1 simula Hulyo 1 hanggang Hulyo 15, ayon sa anunsyo ng Malacañang Palace ngayong araw.

Sa gitna ng pananatili ng Metro Manila sa pinakamababang COVID-19 alert level, iwasang maging kampante.

Pinapaalalahanan pa rin ang lahat na patuloy na sundin ang minimum health at safety protocols, tulad ng pagsusuot ng face mask at paggamit ng alcohol bilang pag-iingat pa rin kontra .

Domestic helpers in Metro Manila will be entitled to a minimum monthly wage of P6,000, from the current P5,000, based on the order of the Regional Tripartite Wages and Productivity Board.

READ: https://inq.news/househelpers-6k

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Petroleum companies Petro Gazz, Caltex, Seaoil, and Clean Fuel announced on Monday that their gas prices are set for another increase, effective Tuesday, June 21, 2022.

TRAFFIC ADVISORY: EDSA TIMOG FLYOVER-SOUTHBOUND CLOSED TO TRAFFIC FOR IMMEDIATE REPAIRS

The Department of Public Works and Highways (DPWH) has temporarily closed to vehicular traffic two lanes of the EDSA Timog Flyover-southbound to give way to its immediate repair for a period of one week, starting today, June 17.

DPWH inspectors decided to close two lanes of the flyover to ensure the safety of the motorists after they found large potholes and cracks on its portion on Thursday night.
Repair works involve the replacement of flyover's deck slab, based on initial assessment.

One lane of the flyover remains open, but only for public utility buses.

Motorists are advised to use the service road or other alternate routes:

From EDSA southbound, turn right at Scout Borromeo St., straight towards Scout Ybardolaza and J.D. Jimenez St., turn left at E. Rodriguez Sr. Avenue, turn left at New York Avenue or Aurora Boulevard to EDSA going to destination.

Mabuhay Lanes:

1. Turn right at West Avenue, right at Quezon Avenue, U-turn near Magbanua, right at Timog, right at Tomas Morato, right at E. Rodriguez, left at Gilmore, straight at Granada, right to Santolan Road or right at N. Domingo, left at Pinaglabanan, right at P. Guevarra, left at L. Mencias, right at Shaw Boulevard, left at Acacia Lane, right at F. Ortigas, left at P. Cruz, left at F. Blumentrit, left at Coronado, take Mandaluyong- Makati Bridge to destination.

2. Turn right at Scout Borromeo, left at Scout Ybardolaza/ Scout Torillo/ Scout T. Morato/ Scout Tuazon or Scout Tobias, right at E. Rodrigues, left at Gilmore, straight to Granada, right to Santolan Road or right at N. Domingo, left at Pinaglabanan, right at P. Guevarra, left at L. Mencias, right at Shaw Boulevard, left at Acacia Lane, right at F. Ortigas, left at P. Cruz, left at F. Blumentrit, left at Coronado, take Mandaluyong- Makati Bridge to destination

3. Turn right at West Avenue, right at Del Monte Avenue, left at Sto. Domingo or Biak na Bato, right at Amoranto, left at Banawe or D. Tuazon, right at Maria Clara or Dapitan to destination.