Just Desserts

Have you heard? Hoggetowne is going Downtown this year. See you at the end of January! 🎶🎵

... w***h rule #1... where "play" equals "sing"

Play with passion. Beethoven demands it.

Sharing our Just Desserts Barbie selfies again because it’s FINALLY BARBIE TIME! Collect all four!

(And the movie was SO GOOD! ❤️)

Bringing this back for opening weekend! Have you seen it yet?

You know we just HAD to jump on this selfie trend, too...
Seasonally available for a limited time at the Hoggetowne Medieval Faire: it's Just Desserts Barbie! Collect all four!

You did it! You wonderful w***hlettes and w***hlovers gave us 1000 likes, and now we're going to give you our eternal thanks and appreciation!

Plus 10 lucky members of our little corner of the interwebs will receive download copies of one of our albums. That's right, ten of you!! Shall we get to it? Let's do it!

1st - for the first day of Hoggetowne 2023, the winner is Echo Guertin, who has supported us since 2014!

2nd - for the second day of Hoggetowne 2023, the winner is Josh Wutzler, who just joined the w***hdom!

3rd - for the third day of Hoggetowne 2023, the winner is Phoenix Midnight, who is a w***hlette to her gorgeous bones!

4th - for the 4th day of Hoggetowne 2023, the winner is John Bauldree, who has supported us since the beginning!

5th - for the 5th day of Hoggetowne 2023, the winner is Clara Boyles, also a longtime w***hlette!

6th - for the 6th day of Hoggetowne 2023, the winner is Alexis GJ Jenkins!

7th - for the last day of Hoggetowne 2023, the winner is Patricia Peters, who has also supported us since our inception!

8th - for pushing us to hit 25 more "likes," which always triggers a music giveaway, the winner is James Beggs!

9th - to commemorate and mark officially hitting 1000 likes, the winner is long-time w***hlover Allan Lindsley!

And our 10th album giveaway is an extra one Cupcake wanted to do to make up for announcing all the winners a day late. As we often say, "Nobody likes a late w***h!"

And the winner of the 10th album download is Sally Kimberly!

(Cupcake here to say that maybe Sally Kimberly likes a late w***h, then!)

The winners will all be contacted by Messenger with the link and download code they will need to claim their free album!

Here's to all of us for 1000 likes, and here's to more laughter, love, and free music in the future!

Remember, the next album download giveaway happens when we hit 1025!

Hello, kittens! Cupcake here to thank you all for making this year's Hoggetowne Medieval Faire a truly amazing experience! And we did it! Thanks to you, we busted straight through the 1000-likes barrier, which means IT'S (ALMOST) TIME FOR ME TO GIVE IT AWAY!!!

Giving it away means doing random-number generator drawings from among you, our fans, which means I need to ensure my list is up to date, so IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO HELP ME!

How can you help? I'm glad you asked!
1.) If you have changed your name on your page, please comment below and update a w***h, won't you?
2.) If you liked us during this year's faire, please comment your FB page's name, so I can add you to our list and include you in the drawings for free music!

I'll give you a few days to comment, then I'll hold the drawings on Monday, Feb 6th. And yes, I said "drawings," because 1000 likes deserves multiple drawings, doncha think?!

The prizes? Downloads of our two albums, Just Desserts Live: Come Get Yours - or - Just Desserts: Hot and Ready!

Thanks for your help, kittens!

Here are some more great shots from this year's Hoggetowne Medieval Faire from our lovely friend Laurel Housden Photography! She always catches us having the best time!

Thank you, Laurel Housden Photography, for the w***h action shot!

What a weekend! We’re so grateful you braved the rain and wind and TRAFFIC to sing with us. Let’s do it one more time THIS weekend, January 28-29, at 11:30, 1:30, and 3:30 at the Blue Boar Inn.

Strangely, we don’t perform on Family Friday. Let’s hear the reason why. Wrong answers only!

It’s FRI-YAY!! Let predictive text tell you what that means.

One more day ‘til….

It's our favorite day of the week! Hump Day!

We had such a great time singing 🎶 with you this weekend, and we can’t wait to do it again next weekend! 🎵 🎵 🎵

Blue Boar Inn at 11:30, 1:30, and 3:30. Each set is different. And then the closing Pub Sing at 4:30, also at the Blue Boar! Sing with you soon! 💗💜💚❤️

HAPPY HOGGETOWNE!!!!

You can take us home with you!

Hot and Ready CD: $15
Sing Along Songbook*: $5
*includes our most sing-along songs

Sing 🎶 with you soon! 🎵

FIVE MORE SLEEPS!

We’re witty and comical and sing pretty darn good. Can’t wait to see you at the Faire!

Spotlighting a beloved Hoggetowne Medieval Faire act, Just Desserts! Catch their show to experience a witty and comical performance of lyricism and harmony! See Just Desserts at this year's three faire weekends, Jan 14-15, 21-22, and 27-29. Tickets on sale now at hoggetownemedfaire.com

It's rehearsal night, and the "enerfy" is electric. (By which I mean, we might not remember all the lyrics, but we will be VERY funny).

❤️ "Don't worry, I'll pick up anything you put down."
💜 "It's a pirate. Not to be confused with pyrite." "It's pie, right?"
💗 "These kids don't know what portrait and landscape are! All they know is Tiktok mode and Youtube mode!"
💚 "And together we are: doing our best!"
"Did you hear that?" *Looks around* "She's turning her ears!" "...no. That's not what's happening."

Sing with you SO soon! Hoggetowne Medieval Faire begins January 14th!

Show me your best GIF (or whatever) representation of:

Wenches gonna w***h.

💗💜💚❤️

𝟭𝟮 𝗱𝗮𝘆𝘀, 𝘆'𝗮𝗹𝗹. 𝟭𝟮 𝗱𝗮𝘆𝘀.

Share your dreams for Faire with Predictive Text!
This year at Faire, I hope to ____________________ with Just Desserts!

my apologies to those who commented already - I forgot the Predictive Text part of the game!

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Cupcake, Tira, Ginger and Cherri were sending out season's greetings!

"That doesn't rhyme!"

Happy Holidays from your favorite desserts. 🧡💜💚❤️

FAIRE IS ONE MONTH AWAY! Can you believe it? What day are we going to see you at our show?

We had a bedfull of w***hes together last night. Our rehearsals deserve a reality TV show, we're so freakin' hilarious. Although the censors would be hard at work. Really hard.

💜- Well Cherri, since you're the most difficult...
❤️- WHAT
💜- I mean for distance!
❤️- NOPE I'M WRITING IT DOWN
💚- You're just the farthest away!
❤️- YOU CALLED ME DIFFICUUUUULT

We're having a w***h zoom meeting, can you tell? (We can't help but be pretty in the face of technology!)

... and thank all the deities for that, because we are just too pretty, gorgeous, stunning to be perfect! we appreciate you all coming to play with us!

YES!

It’s National Dessert Day! Hope your day is delicious! 💜💚💗❤️

Hmmmm... methinks a w***h got some inspiration for a new name. What you all think?

Hello, kittens! Cupcake here to announce who among you has won downloads of our second album, Just Desserts: Hot and Ready! Yes, once again, we're giving away a copy for each day of faire this past weekend, which means three more of you have been selected by random number generator (yay, google!) to get the goodies.

But first, let's welcome the newest members of our w***hdom: E.N., Amelie, Ashleigh, Yvonne, Zaid, Marty, Firstn, Bjorn, and Tori! We're so glad you have come to play with us.

Also, it's come to my attention that quite a few people liked our page over the course of last year and I completely neglected to welcome them, so let's fix that now. Bienvenu and a huge mea culpa to ButchCharlotte, Shane, Jennifer, Lucy, Neal, Shyne, William, and Crystal!

And, yes, all of you were included in these drawing... and will be in all future drawings, too.

OK, without further ado, it's time to announce the final Hoggetowne Medieval Faire drawings.

The winner for the 5th day of faire is Cameron Wolf!

The winner for the 6th day is Marivel Parish!

The winner for the 7th and final day is Frank Wilson!

Congratulations to all our winners and welcome again to all our new members.

We're only 14 "likes" away from 1000, which is astounding and amazing and a little unbelievable, but which will trigger another giveaway. Feel free to pester your friends and family to like our page to hasten that day.

In the meantime, we're holding onto the warm memories of this year's occasionally frigid faire, hoping to put off the post-faire funk that is sure to hit this weekend, when we don't get to put on our boots before corset and drive to the fairgrounds to sing for you again. Alas. Please send us pictures of our adventures at faire together to put smiles on our faces again.

We love you all!

Can you believe the last day of the Hoggetowne Medieval Faire is already upon us?! These past magical weekends truly seemed to blink by!
Bundle up tight and toasty warm and come see us today for the last times (till next year…) at 10:30 am, 1:30 pm, and 2:30 pm at the Blue Boar Inn, and cry with us at our closing pub sing at 4:30 pm! Sing with you soon!

📷: Laurel Housden Photography

975 likes! Welcome, Charles, to the w***hdom! And congrats, Harleigh Ballance for winning the drawing triggered by us hitting 975!

Thank you to those of you who told us that our antics and songs helped you through your quarantine days last year. (Others have done the same for us in our dark days.) We love and appreciate you, too!

Hello, kittens, Cupcake here to welcome the newest members of our little-but-growing w***hdom! So without further delay, let's give big, warm squishes and virtual kisses to Darrell, Joy, Polly, James, and Daniel, all of whom joined us in January.

And lest you think I have completely forgotten our tradition of giving away music for each day of faire, fear not! I have added our newest playmates to the list of members and let the random number generator do its magic, which means (drumroll, please) we have four winners!!!!

For the first day of Hoggetowne 2022, the winner is Jimmie Starling!

For the second day, the winner is Tracie Kutner Merwitzer!

For the third day, the winner is Karina Dance!

For the fourth day, the winner is Cheryel Hutton!

The winners have received FB messages with details for downloading their albums. Feel free to send them additional messages of congratulating them! And if you didn't win a copy yet, don't despair... we'll be giving away three more copies for this weekend's three days of faire! And you can always buy one at justdessertsw***hes.bandcamp.com of course.

Also, FB says we have 974 "likes" right now. When we hit another multiple of 25 (that's 975, btw), we'll give away another copy. And if you already have the second album, you can request the first album instead!

Hope to see you this weekend at the Hoggetowne Medieval Faire, now at 9409 SW Archer Rd.

Today we had a fan tell us that our music helped her get through the pandemic, because it made her laugh and smile. We also had some fans buy our album last weekend and listen to it all week so they could sing along with us THIS weekend. Can you tell we’re a little verklempt?! What an amazing feeling, to be so special to someone’s life! We never thought, when we started this musical adventure 10 (TEN!) years ago, that we would touch so many lives or have our hearts touched so deeply too! Thank you, from the bottoms of our hearts, for sharing your joy and love with us. Let’s do it again tomorrow (10:30, 1:30, and 2:30 at the Blue Boar Inn)! ❤️💚💜💗 Cherri, Ginger, Tira, and Cupcake

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Our first weekend is done. It was grand to be back on stage singing. 💜
Now we've dried off, washed away the dust, and are ready for more! Are you coming this weekend or the following?