Florida Roundup

THIS MONTH'S TOP HEADLINE: "Florida Man Beat Roommate's Raccoon with Hammer, Threatened to Kill Neighbor with Sewing Needle"....

https://lawandcrime.com/crime/florida-man-beat-roommates-raccoon-with-hammer-threatened-to-kill-neighbor-with-sewing-needle-sheriff/

Florida Man Beat Roommate's Raccoon with Hammer, Threatened to Kill Neighbor with Sewing Needle: Sheriff Tevin Keason Williams is facing multiple felonies for allegedly threatening to kill a neighbor and then beating his roommate's raccoon with a hammer.

FLORI - DUH: I've said it before... ...Nyquil is not a valid parenting substitute....

Pasco woman accused of child abuse after injured boy, 4, found with Xanax, Nyquil in system: deputies A Pasco County woman was accused of child abuse after a 4-year-old boy under her care was found covered in bruises and with Xanax and Nyquil in his system.

WTF BRANDON: goes to to survey the storm damage... ...And doesn't throw a single paper towel, fight with any mayors or governors, or give himself high marks for his efforts... ...Does this guy even know how to President?

Biden’s trip to Puerto Rico rekindles memories of Trump’s Five years to the day after his predecessor came to the island and produced some indelible drama and images, Biden made his own survey of a hurricane’s damage.

SICK NEWS: Georgie Porgie arrested on cruise ship...

Police: Cruise passenger kisses 5-year-old girl on mouth A 51-year-old man faces a lewd and lascivious conduct charge after being accused of kissing a 5-year-old girl on the mouth while on a cruise over the weekend.

WELCOME TO THE PARTY PALS: "Hurricane Ian slammed into one of the fastest-growing areas of the country, putting hundreds of thousands of people in harm's way - many of whom had never experienced a hurricane"....

Population is 'exploding' in the region hit hardest by Hurricane Ian | CNN Little has been done to dissuade people from moving into Florida's hurricane danger zones, experts told CNN.

FLORI-DUH: Even the cops aren't safe from the other police shooting them to death....

Florida deputy fatally shot while serving warrant in Polk County: 'He was eager, he was brilliant' Deputy Blane Lane, 21, was struck by a bullet outside a mobile home when fellow officers opened fire on a suspect inside, Sheriff Grady Judd said.

FLORIDA MAN: If you're helping clean up after Hurricane Ian... ...It's best not to hit someone in the face with a rake and threaten to 'kick their ass' or you might get arrested... ...Isn't that right, Mr. Mayor?....

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/10/04/indialantic-mayor-arrested-accused-of-hitting-man-with-rake-during-hurricane-ian-cleanup/

FLORIDA: Just because you're paranoid... ...Doesn't mean they aren't after you....

Report: Florida Has a Secret Surveillance System At Toll Roads Tracking You and Your Car Florida has a secret surveillance program collecting private information at toll booths, and it doesn't want you to know about it.

FLORI_DUH: Woman tries to do right thing and brings stray dog to shelter... ...Whoopsie, wrong shelter... ...A $500 fine....

Florida woman fined $500 after bringing stray dog to wrong shelter A Mount Dora woman says she was just trying to do the right thing, bringing a stray dog to the Lake County Animal Shelter. Now, she's being ordered to pay $500 after the county says she put false information on a form.

... Tupac Shakur arrested in Florida....

Woman With Same Name as Rapper Tupac Shakur Charged With Battery in Miami-Dade A woman with the same name as the late famed rapper and actor Tupac Shakur was arrested Tuesday in Miami-Dade County on a battery charge after she allegedly attacked a man with a baseball bat. The 34-year-old woman, Tupac Amaru Shakur, was arrested and is being held on one count of aggravated batter...

WFLA - TV: Officials warn "extremely toxic" juvenile orange-tinged creature with a bad combover is wreaking havoc in Florida....

‘Extremely toxic’ Puss Caterpillars spotted in Florida It might look soft and hairy, but experts warn to look, not touch.