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HOW TO SEXUALLY TEASE YOUR SPOUSE

1. Wear no bra when with your husband. Him seeing your ni***es poking what you are wearing teases him

2. Grab her butt when she is cooking. That is an area only you are allowed to feel

3. Give your husband a lap dance. Entertain him

4. Dance s*xually for your wife, if possible, naked. She will get excited seeing your p***s jumping and even swelling

5. Make out and rub your spouse in the private areas while taking a shower together

6. Give your spouse a full body massage with a happy ending

7. Find that neglected spot your spouse loves being touched; such as the scalp (this is why some men love head massages at the barber shop) or cleaning of ears

8. Dress up for s*x. Have those outfits that are all about s*xual appeal

9. Send your spouse naughty text messages and voice notes

10. Video call your spouse and seduce him/her on the phone

11. Whisper to your spouse the kinky things you will do to him/her

12. "Accidentally" pour water on your t-shirt at home. Men get turned on by a woman wearing a wet t-shirt exposing the shape of her breasts

13. Wake your spouse up with rubs or licks

14. Make moaning sounds to your spouse's ear

Man United Through to the FA Cup Finals

BREAKING NEWS:

President William Ruto confirms to the country, the passing on of General Francis Ogolla, the Chief of the Kenya Defence Forces, and nine others. Says there are two survivors.

RIP General

Whats your opinion ?

Who will win the Premier League 2023/2024 season ?

Chelsea 6 - Everton 0

Overjoyed Bayer Leverkusen fans stormed on to the pitch twice as the hosts thrashed Werder Bremen 5-0 at BayArena to win their first-ever Bundesliga title with 5 matches to spare.

Nigerian striker Victor Boniface opened the scoring for Xabi Alonso's side with a penalty while former Arsenal midfielder Granit Xhaka doubled the advantage before teenage sensation Florian Wirtz came off the bench to score a second half hat trick.

The historic match lived to its expectations. Overjoyed home supporters entered the field of play twice before the full time whistle - when Wirtz scored the club's 4th and 5th goals.

After crushing Werder Bremen at BayArena on Sunday, Bayer Leverkusen stretched their overall unbeaten run to 43 games this season, and 29 in the Germany top-flight.

They have amassed 79 points, 16 clear of second-place Thomas Tuchel's Bayern Munich.

Bayer Leverkusen have finished runners-up 5 times in Bundesliga.

Xabi Alonso's men have ended Bayern Munich's 11-year dominance in Germany. The last time Germans witnessed a different Bundesliga winner was Jurgen Klopp's Borussia Dortmund way back in 2012.

We finally have a new Bundesliga Champion this time around, congratulations Bayer Leverkusen 🏆

Arsenal 0 - 2 Aston Villa

FT Score.
Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
West Ham 0-2 Fulham

EPRA reduces all pump prices for the April/May cycle:

—Super petrol: -5.31 to KES 193.84
—Diesel: -10.00 to KES 180.38
—Kerosene: -18.68 to KES 170.06

Source - EPRA

Njugush and his wife Celestine Ndinda have ventured into the matatu business with their latest minibus 'Tugi' designated for the Kitengela route

Former President Daniel Moi's daughter June Chebet Moi dies at the age of 60 years, family confirms