Weird Florida News

Snakes on a plane…almost.
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Snakes found in passenger's pants at Miami airport, TSA says Airport security released images of what appeared to be a camouflage bag they found on the passenger with two pink snakes and what was identified as packing material.

Sometimes, they deserve it… 😤

Drunk Florida man beaten after making fun of guest with Down syndrome at Disney World resort bar: police A drunk Florida man was arrested after an altercation at a Disney World bar led to a fight when he allegedly made fun of a person with Down syndrome, police said.

Dinner for two: A Florida man is accused of stealing over $400 worth of crab legs and two cans of cat food from a Winn-Dixie grocery store.

https://news.yahoo.com/crab-leg-caper-florida-man-012453204.html

How’s your Christmas shopping going? This gator was caught at Coconut Point Mall! 😮😮

What, pray tell, did the opossum do to him?

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Florida man arrested for pooping on dead possum during rush hour traffic A Florida man was arrested after allegedly defecating on a dead possum in the middle of rush-hour traffic, according to police.

What the...?!? 😳

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"A 34-year-old Miami woman named Tupac Shakur has been arrested after she was caught on surveillance footage assaulting a man with a baseball bat."

With that name, you knew this wasn't going to have a happy ending, right?... 🤷🏽‍♂️

Florida Woman Named Tupac Shakur Arrested After Allegedly Attacking Man With Baseball Bat A 34-year-old Miami woman named Tupac Shakur has been arrested after she was caught on surveillance footage assaulting a man with a baseball bat.

In case you missed this one… 🙄

He was arguing at the RV park, Florida cops say. Then he pulled a problem from his butt A man in Florida was arrested on drug charges at an RV park after the situation escalated, police say.

“It turned out to be ‘not the smartest decision a Florida boy could make,’ M***a told Florida news station 10 Tampa Bay on September 5.”

You don’t say…! 😳

Florida Man Survives Three Days in Woods After Alligator Bites Off Arm Eric M***a, 43, said going for a swim at Lake Manatee Fish Camp was

Not the brightest criminal…thank goodness!

“I need someone eliminated. I’ve been told you can arrange that. $10,000 All in cash and upfront,” the letter allegedly read. “Person located in Tampa.”

“You can be there and back in a day….”

Florida man pleads guilty to mailing $10K in plot to have ex-girlfriend’s new lover killed “I need someone eliminated," Ryan Hadeed wrote in his first letter, according to court records.

Homemade helicopters is one of the things they’re probably referring to when they say ‘don’t try this at home.’ 🙄

At least 2 dead after homemade helicopter crashed in Florida, officials say - NewsBreak A helicopter that authorities said appeared to be homemade crashed in Florida on Saturday, killing at least two people who were onboard. The Clay...

Judge: Why did you shoot an alligator with a pellet gun, son?

Perp: I thought I heard it making fun of my hair, your honor. 🤷‍♂️

Florida man arrested for shooting alligator with pellet gun, deputies say A Florida man was arrested Sunday for reportedly shooting an alligator that was swimming in a body of water behind his house with a pellet gun, according to a Brevard County affidavit.