Kalakas
Mexican Cantina Get your cold-CHELA (mexican beer)
Have some: chicken-FLAUTAS,
FRIJOLES RANCHEROS-beans and delicious CEVICHE-marinated seafood.
On special days try our yummy-BURRITO, minced meat-ALBONDIGAS,
melting-QUESADILLA,
pork-TACOS AL PASTOR or NACHOS
And for the "Muy Machos! skull your TEQUILA (plenty Available!) or simply sip on one of our dazzling infusions, but make sure to
SHAKE your FUNKY (bony or chubby) ASS!!!