Waide Comedy

Hey, who ordered the pu pu platter?

I'm in Twitter

Hey be sure to follow me on TikTok, new account, same f**kery.

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They probably won't get picked but I played along with the hashtag wars on after midnight and my favorite two submissions were Va**ng in the Boys Room and Come Together (on OnlyFans)

As if the world isn't scary enough, I will be performing in a couple of weeks... Naked

Made a new TikTok. Will not be using the old one. Follow me!

Just a dudes belly checking to see if the antiperspirant wore off

Today's the day! Wish me luck. Hope to see some of you there.

Just a reminder that the show is in two days, come and catch it 🙂

Only three days left! Grab your tickets and come to the show!

Saw this but couldn't share because I wasn't in the group, these celebrity women are in their fifties and sixties and they remind me a lot of the whopper in the burger king commercials. I know everything on them is fake, but they still make the mouth water.

I have no idea who made this meme but this is 100% true. However, it’s extremely stressful for the snake. It’s much better to pet the animal and give it a comforting chin scratch. Lullabies are encouraged.

My facial hair only comes in as a goatee. I would shave it, but then how would people know I live in a trailer park?

Come watch me compete for the top prize. The cost of admission could also include erotic pictures of my feet.

Took a selfie with my childhood hero... God I miss being fat