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How do y'all get away with taking ur 10 yr old to hunt and kill a deer without CYS showing up at ur door?🤔

The 1st female Governor of NY said that black kids from the Bronx don't even know what a computer is. Immediately, I knew she was a Democrat. Biden said, "poor kids are just as good as white kids."
Black man, stop voting Democrat!
I'd be more clever if I wasn't scared u wouldn't get it.

Note to self: take it easy on ppl who are old and miserable. They probably wasted their lives being a good person. As opposed to some sweet old lady.

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If ur a man standing on the side of the highway, nobody is gonna give u a ride. Ur best bet is to start walking with a purpose and then someone will pullover and ask u if u need a ride? A pretty girl can stand on the highway and get a ride. Now if ur question is why a pretty girl and not you, then at least give me the chance to find a stick or a baseball bat so I'm equipped with the tools necessary to thoroughly illustrate the answer to said question😡
-ManLaw

When ur from N.Y. it's ez to think U.S. is 1 big city with lil towns sprinkled around it. But da U.S. is really a million n 1 lil towns with big cities in between ere and dere. I saw a review on a movie called "Women Talking" bout a town of Mennonite women who were being drugged by da "men at night" for obvious reasons. The white male critic was goin on n on bout how ridiculously feminist da movie was for being unrealistic. And I was wit him until he brought up the true story it was based on. 😳..then he said da book is based on the true story and da movie is "just" based on da book. 👀 Look, I'm new to the whole "men's rights" game and I've gotten good at it, but y'all don't want me back on da woman's side, because my mom made me a MASTER at stickin up for dem. CandyLand ain't got s**t on me..Wht n*ggas don't walk roun here, wht n*ggas run‼️

I can't wait for Trump to come back, shove cognitive training up ur liberal asses, send u home to raise ur children and get along with their hardworking fathers, so we can invest the taxpayers money wasted on making new years eve a paid holiday for ppl who think they're Ally fu**in McBeal.
-The Nerve

Pride is the most expensive thing on the planet. You don't always have to pay the asking price but you better always fu**ing have it.
-Now F**k Off

Just got out of some "group" and I've learned that there are 3 types of ppl who had bad fathers..
1. Ones who obviously had a good upbringing.
2. Ones who never met the man.
3. And ones who can build a house from scratch.

Now ur crack wh**es, ur lazies who act like babies, ur excuse makers, blame placers, part time lovers, fulltime corner cutters, they all had good, strong, never can be wrong, ain't got s**t on them least of all King Kong Jingle Brothers😁

Freddy Mercury said, "it was like when Jimi Hendrix lit his guitar on fire, nobody had ever seen anything like it!" -Rolling Stone

Note to self: Don't wait til u have nothing left to give before making ppl ask someone else. If they're gonna eventually have to anyway, they might as well start right the f**k now!

Snowfall being the name for a show about CRACK is some film school bulls**t, it would've been better named Snowflake. But what I really wanna address is the fact that they could've found a hotter dark skinned chick to play Franklin's love interest..and don't give me the "I thought she was beautiful" bulls**t. Singleton made Tyra Banks the girlfriend of some track star in a bulls**t college movie. Soon as he dies and the white ppl take over, the kingpin who started CRACK is dating Helen from the Jefferson's??🤔..😂

Happy black history month.. y'all.😎

Happy black history month?🤷

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Shout out to those who HipHop saved🤷

K so upon completing ep.5 I'm seeing a lot of writing based issues. Like Niques brother walking around like the Terminator without establishing his badassity, cuz glasses awkward silence doesn't cut it(he ain't white). Or Rock having money to throw around without making any. Also a lot of story lines that are just paralleling the main plot, like Juke having a new boo, or unc discovering hip-hop, this stuff is gonna have to start making its way to why we're here land soon.Blk shows think blk audiences don't pay attention to these things, so long as there's fu**in an killin going on, foh! An why is Famous a murderer already an Kanan is just making faces and talking like he starts his day with cornflakes and vodka?🤷

I've been putting off watching S3 of Raising Kanan cuz da trailer looked disappointing. It just still seemed like dey're not gettin to da business of raisin Kanan. But after finally startin it, I'm beginning to realize da show isn't about da rise of Kanan or how he came to be. It's about RAISING this lil ungrateful bastardo. This is why da show follows da mother around so much, which I'm beginning to hate less an less as the seasons progress. To say S3 starts wid a bang would be an understatement tho also quite the literal one. 50 Cent is the man, Mr. Jay-Z Knowles is overrated.🤭

Some times I feel like humans are meant to be ambidextrous. Being righty or leftie is just another thing that make aliens laugh a us. Invents the airplane ≠ can't write with either hand. How bout ass wiping..r u righty or leftie?🤷 And don't lie, or I'll know.🧐

SPANISH‼️U've made great strides in this country and are doing a wonderful job as White b. But if u don't stop blasting dat LA BAMBA CLAAT music in public, you'll be back to being nice to blk ppl faster than a skinhead wid warrants.😡

If Frankie Ruiz and Frankie Paul can sing, then what is the definition of a Spanish person or Jamaican who can't?🤔.. seriously I'm askin.

Ok, gun to ya head, no explanation no bulls**t. What's the greatest most unskippable, fast-forward proof Hip-hop album to drop in the 90s? I'm talkin bout u can't wait for ur favorite song, but when the next track smacks YOU WAIT! an u wait.
I'm going wid Mobb Deep's The Infamous on this one.

This just in..Man catches girl cheating on Xmas, wraps(not to be confused with packs) her stuff as gifts for her to open. After she does, he tells her to take it and "get the f**k out." They don't say when his award ceremony takes place but no time has been wasted upgrading this man to legendary status. Now back to ur regular programming.😎

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"America is a w***e. And foreigners don't come here asking how can I make this w***e love me? They ask themselves, how can I too pimp this w***e? An the w***e doesn't mind one bit, IN FACT, she'd rather that." -Chronicles of Juddha

Between job hunting and house shopping an even trips to the hospital the same question comes up, "are you a veteran?" We're a nation of people who have bathrooms in our bedrooms. We are not invaders. Ours is to say, do what u want over there, jus don't bring dat s**t here. Now if China and Russia an the whole middle east wanna storm the shores of Florida, they'd have to make up rules like "No smokers" to keep ppl out. If they try to get in thru California, we won't even get a phone call! The bloods &crips together led by Arnold Schwarzenegger ON AMERICAN SOIL? Point is u can take care of ur veterans without punishing me for not being one. That question should not be on a job application because Combat veterans shouldn't have to work. They should be the one's saying, "What's Walmart?" The rest can suck a dick, they don't deserve more privileges than me for joining a program that did nothing but benefit them. Combat bi***es, that's where the line starts. When u say u served, I assume you've killed ppl, not typed up memo for ur country. It should feel like being in a room with Darth Vader.

Riddle me w*p babalu bop dis. Lying comes 2nd to breathing for females. Men act like there's a forcefield made of molten lava that we have to get past before we can lie. Yet women remain the more honest of the two. Explain.