The OWbN Hour of Power

V'Ger Please!: Saving Lives and Pimping Wives (ENT S2 : E14) Your hosts get a bad case of tonal whiplash as we review "Stigma"! Nothing quite like pairing a classic Trek move like analyzing a current year issue through a Trek plot device as T'Pol battles Space AIDS, but did they have to pair it with a screwball comedy beat about Trip plowing one of Phlox's wi...

V'Ger Please!: Fwd, Fwd, High Punch (ENT S2 : E13) Ever wanted to see "Darmok", but absent the interesting plot device? How about "The Enemy" but just boring? Good news, we are reviewing "Dawn"! Trip takes his shirt off and is stranded on a planet (again) and fights Reptile before discovering the power of Friendship.

V'Ger Please!: Archer's Way is the Janeway (ENT S2 : E12) To the great relief of your beleaguered hosts, we actually got to review a decent episode this week in the form of "The Catwalk"! When the NX-01 needs to create a little hobo camp in the nacelle to avoid bad space weather, we get some Space Jackboots, a bucket for a seat, character development, and....

V'Ger Please!: Vanishing Rewrite (ENT S2 : E10) All of your host's best and longest memes come to life when they review "Vanishing Point"! At last we get a Star Trek episode about how the transporter is a soul-snatching hell machine...but can the Enterprise writers managed to deliver on such a great premise? Of course not!

V'Ger Please!: Whiny Space Madness (ENT S2 : E9) The Season Turd adventures continue as we force ourselves to come up with things to talk about regarding "Singularity"? This is an episode where everyone has a case of the Mondays over petty beefs until...T'Pol makes Archer take a shower. God help us.

V'Ger Please!: Dude Where's My Phone? (ENT S2 : E8) When Reed leaves his new iPhone at the restaurant it leads to wacky...invisible man gags? That's right, we review "The Communicator"! Archer gets to indulge his head wound fe**sh yet again while the continuity becomes almost too much for the plot to handle.

V'Ger Please!: Senator Kelly Strikes Back (S2 : E7) The boys reunite with one of their favorite guest stars as they review  "The Seventh". What happens when Capt. Manchild gets asked by his friend for help in restoring her Vulcan Vice Cop honor? An episode where Mayweather is the best thing going.

V'Ger Please!: The Deeply Uninspiring Seven (ENT S2 : E6) The Enterprise writers take a classic western/frontier story and manage to do nothing with it in "Marauders"! When the NX-01 swings by a remote gas station to fill up, Archer forces his help on people who don't want it. Then Klingons show up for a Scooby-Doo level fight sequence!

V'Ger Please!: Captain Manchild (ENT S2 : E5) Our savagery knows no bounds as we are forced to watch and review "A Night in Sickbay" - an episode so bad, it defies brief description. Witness as Archer fails to have basic adult coping skills, more cringe exploitation happens, and we question the sanity and good sense of everyone involved. 

V'Ger Please!: Honey Trap Truck Stop (ENT S2 : E4) The NX-01 gets a refit AND helps itself to some totally not suspect brisket at the local Space Buc-ee's in "Dead Stop"! Trip and Reed try to Solid Snake, Archer has poorly articulated feelings, and we find out the real reason Mayweather is on this show as we review this shadow two-parter.

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V'Ger Please!: Honey Trap Bomb Squad (ENT S2 : E3) It's just two lads talking about disarming some bombs  ... but enough about Joseph and Peter, this is an episode about "Minefield". When the NX-01 oopsie doodles into a very confusing trap, Reed finds chit-chatting with Archer so intolerable, he tries to eighty-six himself on the spot. We feel....

V'Ger Please!: The Shadownip (ENT S2 : E2) We head back into the time to the days of Sputnik, I Love Lucy, and...secret first contact between T'Pol's great, great grandma and the world's nicest coal mining town in "Carbon Creek". We get an out-of-place, late season filler episode that isn't terrible, and also features the most blatant sexual...

V'Ger Please!: Edward Zuckerhands (ENT S2 : E1) The NX-01 continues it's battle against weird time nonsense as we review "Shockwave Pt.2"! As Archer and Space Zuck try and come up with a plan at some random library's fiction section, how many scenes of blatant sexual exploitation can the episode fit in? Two! The answer is two!

V'Ger Please!: The Dishonor of the D (Star Trek: Generations) Previously a Patreon exclusive, enjoy our first ever review of an actual TNG production - "Star Trek: Generations". Listen as Joseph tries to convince Peter the film is Actually Good, while he fights the hater's fight. Who will win? Listen and find out!

V'Ger Please!: Greatness Fueled By Spite (Interview with Johnathan "JK"of Voyager Season 8) We take a quick detour back to familiar characters in an unfamiliar place as we interview Johnathan "JK" Morris, the creator of the excellent Voyager Season 8 Podcast! Listen in as we praise his writing and vision, dog on on his perfectionist release schedule, and tell you all how much you need to b...

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V'Ger Please!: The Enterprise Season 1 RIP! You can cut the sexual tension with a knife as Joseph and Peter provide the Enterprise Season 1 RIP in our first in person recording in years! What is the worst, what is the best, and what new awards do we hand out this time around? Listen and find out!

V'Ger Please!: Quantum Sleep (ENT S1 : E26) The NX-01 does a little bit of light genocide as we review "Shockwave"! When a little oopsie doodle mass murder nearly ruins Archer's field trip, Space Zucc shows up to provide aimbots and GM notes. Is this episode haxx? Or just boring as hell?

V'Ger Please!: Low Budget Sticker People (ENT S1 : E25) Gather around the campfire as Peter tells us all about the Artemis convention, polite Canadian space pirates, and a whole bunch of other things more interesting than "Two Days and Two Nights", which we eventually review and is ...okay.

V'Ger Please!: Clancy of Space Arabia (ENT S1 : E24) When Captain Hadley shows up, it's time for some prime overacting as we watch "Desert Crossing"! When Archer and Trip rescue Mr. Crabbs, they get a dinner invite that ends in balls, desert lacrosse, and a subplot about heat stroke that ruins everything. Would you like to know more?

V'Ger Please!: The Secret Life of Data's Mom (ENT S1 : E23) A familiar face graces our screen as we review "Fallen Hero"! After Archer gets browbeat into doing a quick fetch quest for the Vulcans, the NX-01 winds up in the middle of the most unnecessary conspiracy of all time. But hey, any excuse to finally make the Warp 5 ship go Warp 5, right guys?

V'Ger Please!: Wet Hot Alien Cargohold (ENT S1 :E22) Tune in this week as we review "Vox Sola", where I cannot describe a single thing we say in this episode or this advertisement will never pass social media standards. Quick, go take a look at one screen shot of this thing. What do YOU think we spend an hour talking about?

V'Ger Please!: Quantum Flop (ENT S1 : E21) The lingering malaise of Enterprise S1 really starts to set in as we review "Detained"! When a stunt-casted Al shows up for the big 'message episode' about internment camps being bad, what happens when the writers are so dim-witted they make the bad guys completely reasonable?

V'Ger Please!: A Waste of Good Odo (ENT S1 :E20) We get two special guest stars for the price of one as we review "Oasis"! When the NX-01 finds a spoopy ghost ship the most obvious plot happens. Even with the writers using 100% of the René Auberjonois, will that be enough?

V'Ger Please!: Ferengi Shaped Pain (ENT S1 : E19) At last Enterprise stops holding back and really shows us how bad it can be as we review the inexcusably bad "Acquisition". Your hosts don't hold anything back as even they are unable to find a way to save this wretched turkey.

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V'Ger Please!: Archer Simps a Slug (ENT S1 : E18) Old instincts coming rushing back as we get the Chuck O’Tay episode no one wanted in the wrong show as we review ”Rogue Planet”! When the NX-01 meets some Dick’s Sporting Good aliens, Archer tries to score a date with a metaphorical Pokemon from a poem. Seriously, this is the plot.

V'Ger Please!: Vulcan Hellraiser (ENT S1 : E17) We meet the Vulcan everyone warned you about at the Goth Club as we review "Fusion". We get the standard Enterprise tropes here - Archer gets more traumatic brain injury, T'Pol gets the short end of the stick, and Trip is a super bro to the first fat Vulcan.

V'Ger Please!: Shuttlepod Division (ENT S1 : E16) You podcast team faces off as they review “Shuttlepod One”! Will Joseph be able to bring Peter into the light of accepting this stage play style episode as a quality addition of the Enterprise cannon? Or will he persist in complaining about this greatness with his ‘facts’ and ‘logic’? Li...

V'Ger Please!: The NX Nosy Nancy (ENT S1 : E15) We settle in to some of that sweet continuity as we review "Shadows of P'Jem"! Marvel at an episode that is supposed to be all about T'Pol making a choice but ends up with her having zero agency and dumb b**b jokes until Shran shows up and saves us all.

V'Ger Please!: Who Let The CGI Dogs Out (ENT S1 : E14) Your intrepid podcast duo does a bit of late-night recording as they review "Sleeping Dogs"! As we are confronted by yet another C+ to B- entry of Enterprise, we postulate on the reasons why the show became a cultural footnote. Also, Reed has a cold.

V'Ger Please!: Always Time for Cake (ENT S1 : E12) The NX-01 gets it’s Reed episode while they deal with incredibly serious, death defining stakes of alien in “Silent Enemy”. Also, for some godforsaken reason, half the runtime is about Hoshi finding out what he wants in a cake. This is a thing that actually happens.

V'Ger Please!: Temporal Diarrhea (ENT S1: E11) Sins of pilots past return to haunt us as a certain Temporal Agent makes his first appearance in “Cold Front”! Gas up the space RV because we are headed to Branson to look at stars with space Hare Krishnas.

V'Ger Please!: Space Trucker Justice (ENT S1 :E10) Your podcast heroes run out of ways to describe all the bad plans when they review "Fortunate Son"! The NX-01 takes a detour to helped some stranded space truckers, they get subjected to terrible Mayweather acting and have another inexplicable low-intensity space fight. It's not a good trend!

V'Ger Please!: Yennefer of the Olive Garden (ENT S1 : E9)