Choonceism

Cardinal Pell in hell with Maggie Thatcher and Tupac fr

That Southern Cross diesel smell 😍

Click (2006) totally ripped off Round the Twist (S1, E5)

Do your research, sheep

Ribena

Dan Andrews 🤝 Matthew Guy
Looking a little greasy

melbourne went from most liveable city to most swimmable city overnight

Tom hawkins seen escaping to the country with football after barry hall not so politely asks for it back

Give me back the football, thomas hawkins

BREAKING NEWS
Local hobgoblin Tom Hawkins Snatches ball during live play of Saturday's blockbuster grand final game between Geelong Cats and Sydney Swans.

The current whereabouts of Hawkins is currently unknown

grrrrrrr

sydney defenders seeing tommy hawkins barreling towards the goals

tommy hawkins walking onto the ground after his 'pregame ritual'

$1.01 odds for Paddy Dangerfield to snipe someone in the first 10 minutes tomorrow

The Queen and Thatcher are having the sloppiest s*x in hell right now

Chai Tea is just Tai Chi, swapped

Stick that up your dojo

The Lettuce is expensive. Look the lettuce is expensive. look how expensive lettuce is. please look at the lettuce. The Lettuce. Look at the lettuce. Its so expensive. Have you seen how expensive the lettuce is? The Lettuce is so expensive. The Lettuce. The Lettuce is expensive. please dont look away, the lettuce is expensive. Please look, the lettuce! The Lettuce is so expensive. The Lettuce !

Yumbo

The duck was crazy for thinking a lemonade stand would stock grapes

war minister dutton is one fight to the death with his brother away from devolving into gollum

Sloppy toppy from the teletubbies vacuum cleaner ( Noo Noo ) ( great head)

It's ok to be a little silly, a little goofy perhaps

New Mario movie looks sick

You: hustling, grinding, investing, making the money work for you

Me: walking under construction scaffolding hoping something falls and hits me

Oc
What're ye hungry for?

Kill all englishmen

Hmm perhaps I shall disembark all the passengers on this moving train against their will so I arrive at my destination sooner 🤔

It’s time that we admit that nothing you ever do will be more influential to society than ‘Who’s scott green’

Damn.. new Call Of Duty map looks sick

snyder cut was really good but did jared leto's joker really need to turn to the camera and start quoting fbi crime statistics?

Trisna and Krishna could throw the meanest muzz

imagine 4 arms going at once

Never seen a gym on one of these covid hospot lists, zyzz protects wallah

Stop what you're doing and think about the word muesli

Meeeuueesseellii

Hmmmm today I shall reconvene the Soviet Union

Damn

Imagine unironically liking Dribbles burgers

Tennis players are so fu**in entitled

To a punch in the back of the head