Church Key

Church Key

No, we are NOT Christian rock. We are current or former bar industry workers taking our name for a bottle opener. I think Church Key is better.

We could have been the Michael Winslow Sound Experience.

Cynthia Plaster Caster, Artist Famed for Plaster Casting Musicians’ Phalluses, Dies at 74 22/04/2022

Cynthia Plaster Caster, Artist Famed for Plaster Casting Musicians’ Phalluses, Dies at 74 Cynthia Albritton cast the erect pen*ses of rockers like Jimi Hendrix, the Buzzcocks’ Pete Shelley, and Dead Kennedys frontman Jello Biafra

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