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When I was Younger :-
• I'd put my arms in my shirt and told people I
lost my arms
• Would restart the video game whenever I knew
I was going to lose
• Had that one pen with four colors, and tried to
push all the buttons at once
• Waited behind a door to scare someone, then
leaving because they're taking too long to come
out.
• Faked being asleep, so I could be carried to
bed
• Used to think that the moon followed our car
• Tried to balance the switch between On/ Off.
• Watching two drops of rain roll down window
and pretending it was a race
• The only thing i had to take care of was a
school bag.
• Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death
that a tree was going to grow in my tummy.
• Closed the fridge extremely slowly to see
when the lights went off.
• Walked into a room,. forgot what you needed,
Walked out, and then remember.
Remember when we were kids and couldn't
wait to grow up ? and now we think why did we
even grow up? Childhood Was The Best Part Of
my Life!

That frightening moment when the
barber is cutting your hair while watching TV!!!

»डॉक्टर-तुम पागल कैसे हुए..?
पागल-मैंने एक
विधवा से शादी की,
और उसकी जवान बेटी से मेरे बाप ने
शादी की,
तो वो मेरी बेटी मेरी मां बन
गई।
उनके घर बेटी हुई तो वह मेरी बहन
हुई,मगर मैं
उसकी नानी का शौहर था।
इसलिए वह
मेरी नवासी भी हुई।
इसी तरह
मेरा बेटा अपनी दादी का भाई
बन गया और मैं अपने बेटा का भांजा।और
मेरा बाप मेरा दामाद बन
गया और मेरा बेटा अपने
दादा का साला बन गया और....,
डॉक्टर-अबे.., ओ.., चुपकर मुझे भी पागल
करेगा क्या...!!! :@

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Malaysia Airlines plane crashes on Ukraine-
Russia border - LIVE
马航MH17 坠毁. Really OMG!
# MH17 frm Amsterdam to KL
295 believed killed.
Pray....
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/
europe/ukraine/10974050/Malaysian-plane-
crashes-on-Ukraine-Russia-border-live.html

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Once a DOCTOR and an ENGINEER entered a
chocolate store...
As they were busy looking around, doctor stole
3 chocolate bars...
As they left the store, doctor said to Engineer :
"Man! I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3
chocolates and no one saw me. You can't beat
that"
Engineer replied: "You wanna see something
better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show
you real stealing"
So they went to the counter and Engineer said
to the Shop boy: "Do you wanna see magic..?"
The Shop boy replied: "Yes..!!!"
Engineer said: "Give me one chocolate bar!"
The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it... He
asked for the second, and he ate that as well..
He asked for the third, and finished that one
too...
The shop boy asked: "But where's the magic..?"
Engineer replied: "Check in my friend's pocket,
and you'll find them..!!!"
Don't Mess with ENGINEERSss.....

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hii frnds from today I'll post tricks which will help u a lot
These tricks were post randomly and it will depend on ur response
More response More tricks
So Stay Tuned and keep appreciating

Vodafone
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Homepage - 180.179.149.11
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Why I don't look out of the window at night :
1% - I am afraid of dark.
99% - I might see a face looking at me wearing
a white saree.

"Clubs banning Dhoti may lose their Pants"
- ET headline on the threat by Amma to cancel
licenses of clubs that challenge Tamil pride.

Story of a random girl
After two years of break up....!
I found a message in my fb id...
Ths message was frm him...
he wrote...."How is you dear..Hope you are
ok...."
My first expression after reading that.....was
shocking.....
The guy.....whom i never wantd 2
remember.....Has
messaged me.....!
Whole past got splashed inside my mind,
The time....We had spent together.....
That time....When we dreamt of our
beautiful future. .
The time......whn he said,"janu......we will
prove this
world.....that true love really exists......."
I just started crying.....by remembering
that.....
and jst scrolled through his profile......,
There i saw......His status.....
It read''In a relationship" with....Name of dat
gurl.....
And saw his whole profile.....Itseemed
like...he loved
that gurl vry much....
But i wanted to tell him.......That how much i
love him......
but now the time had changed....
My hand went to keyboard. .
fingers on the keys.....
I wrote.....
Shona , nice 2 see u happy
with her....!
With smiling smiley......
And gave him blessings...For his relation...
he too wanted to say smthing.....!
But i know.........I should stay away from him
life......
As i dont want.....that our past spoils his new
relation,
I simply said......
"Wow, nice to see your msg....m fine and
very
happy
with my new bf......"
Although i knew,tht i should not lie.....
But even today his happiness,ws my only
preference..
i wanted to tell him
"Yes shona. ,
my heart still beats 4 u
shona "
BUT I CANT I NEVER WILL........:' (...
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE U...

"Dinner is ready!"
"Coming!"
*Stays on computer* :p
*Slapped*

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Bst Advertisements :
Traffic dept:
"Donate blood, but not on Roads..."
Forest dept:
"Shoot the bird with camera not with gun..."
Petrol pump:
" No smoking" " ur life may be worthless but
our petrol is costly"
But the prize winning message of the year is :::
''Kya Ye CORRUPTION kuchh le de k khatam
nahi ho sakta...?''
Ravi :p

He wanted her attention. She gave the attention
too, but to others. # HeSheStory

Reality of life: As soon as you stop wanting
something, you get it.

3 drunk guys entered a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he
started the engine & turned it off again.
He told them.... "We have reached".
The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy
said "thank you".
The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap.
The driver was shocked, thinking the 3rd drunk
knew what he did, he asked "whats that for?".
The 3rd guy replied:
"CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME..

Murder of english ?...
Lady - " Hey Fruitwale Baba ,
give me some " Potatoes Fever
" !!
Fruitwala - " O meri behen ye
'Potatoes Fever ' kya hota he
" ?
Lady - "O Maye Gaad ? You
Literacy People ! 'Potatoes
Fever' means 'Aaloo Bukhara
" !??
:p :p

YOu WaNt To Knw Who Are You ????.DnT Ask Do What Ur Heart Says U Wil Get Ur
Answer
Nthng Is So tough ....... All you need to Put ur
Soul And hardwrk in it no One Can Stop
YOu .....
Try It ... Get It... Win It
Don't thank Mee , just pay Mee :p