Boones Farm ... Football ... Before Noon. This ensures victory for your team. You cannot drink your Boone's the night before. Jager Bombs sucks ass.
Rules:
The first rule of Boone's before noon is you MUST finish an entire bottle of Boone's Farm on gameday before noon. The second rule of Boone's before noon is you MUST finish an entire bottle of Boone's Farm on gameday before noon. You have to wake up on gameday for it to count. (We call this the Tad Davis provision.) If you do happen stay up all night prior to gameday (encouraged), you cannot
start your Boone's farm drinking prior to 7am. Participants may help a fellow Boone's before noon brother out if said person cannot finish on his own prior to noon. (Derek Doss Rule)
Drinking more then one Boone's Farm before noon is encouraged. The first one must be finished, however, finishing 2+ Boone's before noon can only lead to good things for both you and your team as a whole. FAQ:
I don't drink that p***y s**t, how about I just drink some Jager bombs instead?
-NO! Grab a bottle of Boone's and get some class, as***le. My girlfriend is very particular about what she drinks and doesn't like Boone's Farm. Is it ok if she drinks a bottle of wine instead?
-NO! Get a new girlfriend. Isn't Boone's Farm a chick drink?
-F**k no. Isn't Boone's Farm a hobo drink?
-Only classy hobos drink Boone's. Is moldy Boone's safe to drink?
-Yes. How much would you pay for the now discontinued Melon Ball flavor bottle of Boone's?
- $1,000+
Does Boone's Farm receive most of its revenue in the form of loose change?
-You bastard...
“My wine cellar is fully stocked with 100 bottles of Boone's in every flavor.”~ Oprah on quality wine
