Oh, George
Lovely discovering that life's biggest adventure is a love story.
Mahm wanna know what happened to the zipper on her coat.
It not workin
Dunno what to say, Mahm
She says "Poor jacket"
I say "Poor me!"...heckin bored and leaves the closet open and that zipper pull just hanging there...
Mahm wants to know why I like the metal pointy bits on plugs too...
Like, ask my Doggo Mama...I guess? She likes zipper eating too
Kinda funny, me thinks.
Mahm just giggled, maybe is ok
This spot fits me just right, don't worry Mahm, I do a heckin protecc and keep look-out.
Frens
It did a heckin happen again (Last year one time was enough Mahm says) but the neighbourhood is stinky.
Spicy fart squirrels don't like being chased into the garage
Skunk Out works good...but then Mahm has to heckin scrub, and dry, and dry, and brush, and brush, and dry, and gets heckin stressed.
But tonight Mahm heard of something new:
The powder for downstairs kitty cats work on floof doggos who chase spicy fart squirrels
Is embarrassin
I look like Halloween doggo but smell super fresh Mahm says and yay no bath time tonight
PUPDATE: nope doesn't work lol