We Hate Tourism Tours

Today an article about how tourists are being deceived in Lisbon. Unfortunately this is what tourists have become for a lot of people in the industry. Take as much money as you can from them. Travel responsible and be smart where and how you are spending your money. Always respect and keep in mind that locals here make roughly 600€ a month. Avoid the traps as they are so easy to spot, don’t follow your phone for everything 🙌🏽

Before tourists stop coming, it would be good our politicians and tourism businesses could be less greedy and focused on only making money. Very soon there won’t be nothing else to see in Lisbon, rather than Airbnbs, tourist restaurants and coffee shops, tuktuks, some tiles and blue skies. Travel responsible, think well before you go, make sure your money is spent in local business owned by locals 🙌🏽❤️ we love you all responsible We’re just saying 👊🏽

We are here for you. To explore and experience things differently in your way with our help. Get the most out of your travelling or just follow your phone and cry 😜

Travel to fall in love!! We are forever grateful for all the love stories and beautiful moments we witnessed and made part of, in the last 15 years 💕✨ we love you all forever ❤️ photo by .lisboa 🙌🏽

… it’s the way we are doing it. To make it clear, we need to find a better way to travel and experience cities and destinations without harm those who live in it. We defend for more than 15 years ago, a better kind of tourism, one that is more sustainable for everyone, locals and visitors alike 🙌🏽✨ travel differently and responsibly 💕

Unfortunately this is the truth and only a very few look interested in talking about it. We need all to act now, 👊🏽 limit the greed 🤑 and save tourism (and cities, places)…. or we risk killing it and losing it all. 😠 the signs are everywhere ✨

What can we say !! The sun in Lisbon has a different vibe to it. Come and check it out! We will be here enjoying it waiting for you ☀️✨❤️

When Lisbon it’s not Lisboa anymore, we take on an experience through where real life happens for the good or bad ✨ Book now or just stroll behind all tourists in what is a touristified city of Lisboa 💔

Just wishing a good Sunday to all 😋 ours is starting well 🙃

To know more white lies about our culture and history, book a “we hate landmarks” introduction of Lisbon tour 😉✌️ more than see the “most important” sites you will understand them better than most Portuguese 🙃
We really didn’t choose to be born here, so we might as well know who we are and make the uncomfortable questions about everything surrounding us, and it’s a pleasure to share the findings with you, to better understand who we are ❤️

For everyone planning to visit Lisboa this year and wanting to experience the city through our eyes, please book in advance. Being a small (but famous ☺️) business it breaks our hearts 💔 having to say no to people that are our friends or were sent by our friends to explore Lisboa with us. Book now or we all cry later!! 😭🥲
You know your bookings are safe with us 🙌🏽😊

We just wanna thank you so much, for all the love we’ve been getting in this last days from all of our friends out there. It’s a good feeling to know you are good and on that side. We promise we will be “closer” to everyone 😊
After all we are more than a tour company
We wish you all a good Sunday and again with are happy to have received so many messages and love from youuuuuuuuu ❤️

Because most of the time we were driving or talking, we never got the chance to take good pictures of us and what we do, and we never had the patience to do a photo shoot (it always looks fake). We are now trying to get some real photos of the places we love and of We Hate Tourism Tours, and who better than you to share them with us.
If you have time, please look back to the photos you have and share them with us at [email protected]🙌

We would be forever grateful
Love you all and missing you even more
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When not doing “tours”, we have been making art and taking care of our kind of online shop. Since the pandemic started our lives stopped, but together with your help we have been through one of the worst periods of our lives. Blue and sunny days are coming and we are ready to go back to sharing our love with you about our city. 🙌🏼❤️

It’s good that we can travel again, and soon for most of all too. We will be here ready to share with you, the ups and downs of our city and country, from past centuries to this year. We miss you Sabine 🤟🏼😊❤️ always staying safe 🙌🏼

Please show your love and support us by getting one of our lousy t-shirts LINK IN BIO 🙌🏼 obrigadoooooo to those that been keeping us alive. Mean the world to us - we ship everywhere 🛶

Feels good to be back to what we love to do the most 🙌🏼❤️ Book now, or stay home crying

Link in Bio for our different kind of online shopping. Show your love and support us or we tell your mom you’re lousy friend 😆🙌🏼❤️

And because it’s true, we made this t-shirts to say thank you for our parents to still love us like they do. You can get yours, and help us not to be such a losers 😅 Link in Bio to our shop. We have from 2years size to 99years old. After all, you are never late to admit you ruined your parents lives ☺️ we love you all and thank you for your support 🙌🏼❤️ different

Yes, we’ve been here since Portugal was just a rundown and poor country (still is for some people here). In the last 11 years we witnessed all the changes (good and bad) happening in this little but crazy country, and loved sharing them with you. This is our mission and what we believe travel should be. We are more than a tourism company, and not even the CORONAVIRUS will stop us.

Get a T-shirt now or scroll endlessly and cry. We are giving 20% OFF if you get two items in the shop. Your support is very important now. Check link in Bio and get one T-shirt for you, for your best friend, mom or even boyfriend that doesn’t stop playing with his phone 😆🙌🏼❤️ we love you all and thank you so much for the ones that have been supporting us in these hard times. ❤️

BOOK (CREATE) NOW
Food culture, wine, architecture, nature, beach, anything or everything… More than to give a readymade tour like you can find everywhere else, we are interested in creating them with you. With our deep knowledge of Portugal, experience gathered in more than a decade, energy and time, and with your ideas, we can design the ultimate experience for you, your friends and family.

YOUR BOOKINGS ARE SAFE
You are probably ready to go back to travelling again but are afraid travel restrictions can ruin your plans… No matter what, if you can't join the tour because your flight was cancelled, you will always have the full refund of your booking. This happened with so many of our friends in the last year and we made sure nobody had to wait to get their money back. Just let us know

Now that the finished let’s swim here with us

We love Porto and you will love it too. Especially if you come with us explore and drink everything that exists in this city. 🍷 we will be here waiting for you, even knowing it might take a while 🙌🏼

Explore Lisbon with us soon. It will be the perfect time to rediscover the city without many tourists around. Travel differently now

We’ve gone green in Azores. And you can visit us soon too in here. Let’s get lost together 💚

Thanks to our friends support, we are still (and will be) here to share our love (and I little hate) for our country.

*true, but that’s also what makes it so interesting to explore and to understand. With us you will know about the bad but also the beautiful ❤️

Yes it’s true, and it’s not to greenwash you (like most of companies that wanna sell things do nowadays). Check out our website 💚 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚we love you all 🙌🏼