EASY BOY" u must laugh by force

Can u plz sho me d way to moshuary?
Ade: Oh that's easy jst close ur 2eye and cross d main road u will b there in no time...

AN IDIOT
Ade and his son
Son ask a question.
Son: Daddy who is an idiot??
Ade: an idiot is a person who try to explain his idea in such a way that another person who is listening can't understand him.
Did u underatand me?
Son: No!.
PLS WHO IS NOW AN IDIOT?

Three thief were taken to court. Ade Ayo and Daniel. Ade got three years in prison cos e stole sandine ad there was three fishes in a sandine. Ayo stole a tray of egg. Daniel immediately collapsed DO U NO Y? bcos e stole a bag of rice......."::

A man writes on a forum
Our politician go to europe for education, to paris for holiday to dubai for shoping, US for work day only want to goto Nigeria for been buried here.. i want to ask: Is it a cementry?

Nigeria people fear BOMB death oo.. one aboki enter food canteen. Chop food like 80,000 na een day notice say een no one pay as day one gather ram beat. Ee con carry een phone call.. olloh. Alaji ibrahimo is 4:0 clock allready dis BOMB i no go blow people e day ear well!!! Well!!! OO as e turn look back look front all the whole resturant don clear.....♞♞♘≅≅∞⚂ⅱⓐ▼÷ⓐ∞∞≅⚂ⅱ♬.niger people fear BOMB OOOOO

Which kine pikin b dis one?

PLS...IS DIS DAVID AND GOLIATH? ???

If a soldier stop u wit GUN on his hand,,, and ur pastor said go on in thy mighty name of jesus who will u answer,""????

Pls which one will u prefere if soldier told u to do frog jump from here to LAGOS HIGHLANDD or u should pick PURE WATER NYLON from here to AGEGE which one will u choosee

Some girls only no aw to post on picture but tell them to cook beans for u my brother u will find the stone dat david use to kill goliath

PLS I NEED A BROKEN HEART ENGLISH FROM U plss..."""

One day i was at home resting i have EADECH i just saw i ibadan girl and she came to meet me she said brother pls let me tell u d owner of facebook. And i said OK PLS TELL ME" SHE SAID the owner of facebook is MARK" ZOO" CASH" BIRD "...... i con day laugh say all dis ibadan people especially GIRLS na waoooooo

Abeg no vess oo if.... LASTMA slap A SOLDIER abeg na watin d soldier go do? ????????

Pls na which kine of people day walk like dis!!!!!!????

I am tall when i am young, i am short when i am old.
WHAT AM I.....????

FACEBOOK LAIRS

Alfro. What is ur name?
Girl. My name is lovert
Alfro were do u work
Girl: i am a fashion designer
Alfro: am a managing director, i have my own biz
Alfro: ok dat is good i love u so much more dan 2 sim china phone
Girl:....mmmmhhhh dat's lovely thanks
after few month as Alfro♞♘ was trying to open up gate 4 is master to go out he met the girl comming toward him shouting buy sweet bread and butter's on her head, day both jam each other face to face.
Alfro: Ah! Ah!...is dis ur shop?
Girl: Ah! Ah!!. Oloshi stupid manager.

PLS IF"":. someone from lagos is called lagosian
WAT Is someone frome "'MOSCOW CALLED..???

WHAT WILL U CALL DIS

PLS WHICH SONG CAN U SING 4 DEM

PLS WHAT HE.. SHE TRYING TO DO

No mater watin u do one of the best player of all time is LION MESSI Dat guy can drimble fire u no say e get were messi go drimble u rich only u go they think say make day quit football messi drimble (1) man when the man rich house na so een piken call am dady what were u doing on the flaor when lion messi drimble u D man answer I DAY LOOK FOR YOUR SCHOOL FEES NA

LACKNESS
It's a family gathering. A father star a concervation with is family
FATHER: if u had to choose between brain and money, wat would u pick
SISTER: I should choose brain.
MOTHER: I WILL pick money
ALFRO: I belive every one choose wat he actually lack

There was a woman. her husband died..on a very bad day so when her husband died he nw started shouting pls let me die...let me die..o.. she nw cry near the the dug way they one use berry her husband as she was crying she now mistakely fall inside that dug the next thing day will tell her is..but u ar the one dat said u want to die nw u av enter the dug..oya die naa..she reply i was just joking oo ..i did not mean it oo

You day follow DAVIDO day sing 30 billion for account". But u never pay the AIRTIME way u borrow from MTN♞♞