A Cat called Marcus
Following the (mis)adventures of a "stupid cute", crazy floofy orange tabby
Quite true. Love, Marcus (occasionally referred to as Thraxamagorickle. And something else…..)
The Naming of Cats, by T.S. Eliot
The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn’t just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey—
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter—
But all of them sensible everyday names,
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that’s particular,
A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum—
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there’s still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover—
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular name
Caption this:
a) I’m so hammered
Or
b) nailed it!
You decide…
Love, Marcus
Me in the new house. Having a rainy morning nap on the screen porch. Want me to give you a (partial) tour of my new digs? Love, Marcus
Saturday Sleeps Superstar. Love, Marcus
To protect and serve? Love, Marcus
Hahaha
Why so sour, Puss? Love, Marcus
Well, isn’t this just “super”?! Love, Marcus
This sunny morning toe bean display is brought to you by the letter “M”. Love, Marcus
Happy International Cat Day! May the floof be with you! Love, Marcus
“Lion Kitty”....heh, heh! Love, Marcus
That bunny has a most magnificent tail!.......never mind. Love, Marcus
What? I’m waiting for a very important call! Love, Marcus
It’s my year, baby! (but aren’t they all, really?) Love, Marcus
If they’re having a good time, I say “gopher” it😂. Love, Marcus
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting? Love, Marcus
Cat fight in an alley in Japan 🙀
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Don’t worry, everyone, this was not me. Love, Marcus
Indoor city cat survives almost two months in the wilds of Jasper National Park | CBC News Many thought Draco would be coyote food after getting lost in the Canadian Rockies, but his owners knew he was a tough cat.
“Cat-alpa” plant. Please do not water. Love, Marcus
please remember to re-pot your cats, they need room to grow
If you ask me, it’s more that we don’t like it when you leave all your junk lying around our house! (but we still love you, mostly) Love, Marcus
Cats refuse to snuggle with objects that smell like their owners Cats form strong bonds with their owners, but the scent of their human companions doesn’t comfort them when they’re left alone – and it could even make them howl more
The treats are great, but please.....no hats! Love, Marcus
Taking a little nap after working on my beach bod. Love, Marcus
I would like to point out that socks can pick up cat hair just as well as a lint roller.....but I wouldn’t know anything about that. Love, Marcus
Throw away your lint roller and put on your new favorite socks. Design by , link in bio.
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Today I am playing “Tiger in the Zoo”...sort of. Love, Marcus
Showing this bedazzled mutt how to really rock a downward dog! Love, Marcus
The ABCs of “Catting”: Always Be Comfortable. I am an expert. Love, Marcus
A sleepy Sunday with a smattering of head scritches. I declare this weekend a success. Love, Marcus
Not all cats would be pleased with this “day”. Just saying....Love, Marcus
Apparently "Hug Your Cat Day" is a thing and ... it's today!
“No, you guys may not come outside.” Sheesh, dogs! Love, Marcus
Friends, this is my buddy, Fat Oliver. He’s a happy dude, but for a rabbit, he sure doesn’t move much! Love, Marcus
It’s been an upside down, messed up kinda year so far, has it not, my friends? Love, Marcus