TXRD Rhinestone Cowgirls

FRESHLY inducted into Texas Roller Derby, two of our newest skating as Hired Horses, GAUDSPEED⚡️& BEETLEJUKES 🪲

Cum watch these fillies GIT 2 WERK 🔨🪚 tomorrow nite! 🎟️ tix available at the link in our bio 🤠

🐄 THE 10 DAY COW-NTDOWN BEGINS!! 🐄
Ya u read right, it’s almost time for our return to the banked track to rope ‘n ride them on Sat June 15 at Palmer Events Center 🍒💣
We’re goin absolutely BUCK WILD & givin away 2 pairs of tickets to 2 lucky winners!!

⭐️ GIVEAWAY RULES ⭐️
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💚 WINNERS will be announced on our stories FRIDAY 6/14 at 9am!

Don’t wanna take chances on the giveaway? ➡️ Buy yer guaranteed tix NOW at the link in our bio! DM us for $5 off discount code 😉

Y’all it’s officially Gemini season aka THE SEASON OF SLAM…plz join us in wishing Colonel Slamders the root’n toot’nest boot scoot’nest birthday today!! 🎂🎉 Slam, yer an absolute treasure & a force of horsepower on the track that shan’t be rivaled. We love u more than horse ❤️🐎💙 !

THAT’S RIGHT BABY we’re giving away ✨🎟️ 2 TIX 🎟️✨ to see our friends duke it the F out! The cutest & deadliest kee-cats 🔪😼 are up against the hottest school yard bullies 🙏⛓️ in the HOLY HELL bout next Saturday 5/25 at the Palmer Events Center!

⭐️ GIVEAWAY RULES ⭐️
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WINNER will be chosen at random & announced on our stories FRIDAY 5/24 at 9am!

‼️Today is an # # SPECIAL Rhinestone Monday cuz we got sum news fer y’all‼️

First, our herd grew by 3 this past weekend…please welcome our newest, shiniest Rhinestones:
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Toxic Thot Syndrome
Beaux Dacious
Rum Punch
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These lil fillies worked their tails off as Hired Gun$ and we’re excited as hail to officially call them our teammates ❤️💙

Second, since we got new draftees, that also means we got sum Rhinestones hangin up their spurs…for now…👀

Our sweet Dr. Frecklestein is now officially a Retired Rhiney, but don’t worry — you’ll still be seein her horsin’ around, cuz u know whut they say…Rhinestones are 4evr 💎🥲

And lastly but certainly not least, our fearless Captain Jackie Lantern will be leading us to victory as a non-skating Rhinestone while she recovers from injury! ❤️‍🩹🐎❤️‍🩹

Whether on the track or off, one thing is certain… Rhinestones are bustin at the seams with UNFILTERED, PREMIUM HORSE POWER. ROCK ON RHINESTONES! ✨🤠

Happy Rhinestone Monday yall!! We’re wrapping up our 💘RHINESTONE SKATE DATE 🛼 series with the our beloved & fearless Captain, JACKIE LANTERN 🎃✨

Y’all please join us in wishing our Ta**us Queen, newly discovered Beastie Boy fanatic, the one & only NICOLA VIRUS a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY today 🎉🎂🍺 Cola we love you beyond measure, and hope you have several hoots & a holler celebrating today ❤️❤️🐎❤️❤️

Oh y’all thot we were done with our 💘 RHINESTONE SKATE DATES 🛼✨??? Hail no baby! We saved the best fer last—our captains!! Today we’re featuring the FINEST, TOP SHELF selection of badass, our Co-Captain, JOSE QUEERVO 🍋‍🟩💦🥃 ask anyone — 1 shot of Jose ‘n yer on the floor 🥴💥🫨

Watch out for them at our next bout against the Cherry Bombs on 6/15

Y’all ready for more?! It’s all goin down this SATURDAY 4/27 at the Palmer Events Center — 🔥 and 🍒 are servin up some top shelf WHOOP ASS ™️ and trust us, its HOT FRESH N READY!! Another Austin original & Rhinestone fav will be providing the soundtrack to the carnage so cm early & open up the pit with us why dontcha?

🎟️Tickets available NOW at the link in bio 🎟️PRO TIP: ask yer fav skater for their $5 off code (or slide into our DMs 😉)

It’s no secret, these cowboys are seriously fond of each other 🤠❤️💙🤠 Just a few of the many smiles from our bout last weekend, taken by honorary Rhinestone & TXRD photographer .lavelle

🤠 CUM ON DOWN 2 COWBOY CHURCH 💒
THIS SATURDAY 4/13 at TXRD THUNDERDOME! This bout is gonna be a gahdang good one y’all so GIT 👏YER👏TIX👏 before they sell out!! ➡️SWIPE➡️ to see our Hired Horses for this bout
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Y’all…u awready know whut time it is: it’s mfkn Rhinestone Monday & we got another skater to introduce for our series ✨💘 RHINESTONE SKATE DATE 🛼✨ This Rhiney might be lil bitty but she BIG mad— she’s ⚡️MAD MAXICAN⚡️

MEEE-YOWWW it’s almost time fer another round of Texas Roller Derby! Back at the Thunderdome this coming Saturday March 24th will take on !! 💣💚😼💕 It’s fixin to be furrrociously explosive so trust u won’t wanna miss it!! Git yer tix NOW cuz we WILL sell out 🎟️ LINK IN BIO 🎟️

Another ✨💘 RHINESTONE SKATE DATE 🛼✨ fer ya on thiz glorious Rhinestone Monday! This Rhiney will smoke yer heinie on the banked or the flat, under any rule set — just take yer pick! Called the Greatest On All Tracks 🐐 for a reason, it’s ⛓️SCRAPEGOAT🖤

Happy Rhinestone Monday & Happy Bout Week y’all!!! We’re celebratin the countdown to Saturday with another ✨💘 RHINESTONE SKATE DATE 🛼✨ Our skater this week is eazily the sweetest filly I’ll ever meet but don’t be fooled cuz she’ll take yer ass to the rail quicker than u can say YEE HAW — she’s 🤠CANNABISH🍃

We’re almost sold out of tix fer the bout against this Saturday 🎟️ Get em at the link in bio while u can!!!

🎉HAPPY BIRTHDAY🎉 to our 30, flirty & thriving cowpoke, SK8R TOT ❤️🤠💙 We hope u have a buckin awesome day & don’t stop celebrating till the cows come home. We love ya Totski! 🐴

Y’ALL READY?!! The 1st Rhinestone bout of the season is happening Saturday, March 9!! Cum see us take on the fiestiest & fieriest 🔥 Las Putas del Fuego 😈 at the one & only TXRD Thunderdome! Tickets WILL sell out so get ‘em while u can!! ➡️SWIPE➡️ 2 see our Hired Horses for this bout!! 🤠❤️🐴
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Welcum to another Rhinestone Monday & another ✨💘 RHINESTONE SKATE DATE 🛼✨ Our skater this week is made of pure, unleaded horsepower, runnin at approx 563 gallops per hr…see wut we mean fer yerself on March 9th 👀!! When they’re not smashin it on the track, u might find them smashin rainbow coladas at yer nearest Rainforest Cafe, it’s 🐍 RATTLESKATE ⚡️

HAY HORSE FAM 🐴 We got a v special edition of ✨💘 RHINESTONE SKATE DATE 🛼✨ fer u thiz week! Our featured skater is an absolute powerhouse & a derby jack-of-all-trades; playing pivot, blocker, & jammer not only for the Rhinestones, but also for TXRD All-Scar Army Travel Team & Trans Agenda borderless team! The one, the only 💥MX. MAYHEM💥

Y’ALL READY FER ANOTHER DOSE OF DERBY? 😇🍒💥Sunday, Feb 18th at the Palmer Events Center the Cherry Bombs and Holy Rollers take to the track for our 2nd bout of the season! Featuring opening & halftime show by Prom Threat ⚡️⚡️ Tickets are LIVE at the link in our bio!

It’s time again for 📣 SPRING TRYOUTS 📣

🛼 THIS Sunday 2/11 or NEXT Saturday 2/17 (only 1 day of tryouts is required)

⏰ Check-in at 12:30pm, Tryouts begin promptly at 1pm

💲$20 per skater

💖 Open to all trans, non-binary, or gender non-conforming, woman & female-identifying skaters aged 21+

🛼 Skates & gear available to rent free of charge

❓Got questions? Email [email protected] or slide into our DMs 😎

HAPPY RHINESTONE MONDAY Y’ALL! We’re kickin off this new season with a meet the skater series, & just in time fer Valentine’s Day:
✨💘 RHINESTONES SKATE DATE 🛼✨
Our 1st featured skater serves a triple threat: beauty, brains, & the meanest gd elbows in the league — our former captain 🦠 NICOLA VIRUS 🦠!

Ever wondered what skating the banked track feels like?? WONDER NO MORE, MY FREN. Our Tryout Workshops are BACK Feb 4 & Feb 10! Come find out what it takes to tryout for Texas Roller Derby or just come skate with us for fun. The best part: these workshops are totally $FREE baby!! We’ve also got skates & gear to rent for free so you’ve got ZERO excuses to not to get yer t**h to the track. See you there?!
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WHAT: Tryout Workshops
WHEN: Feb 4th, 12-3pm & Feb 10th, 1-4pm
WHERE: TXRD Thunderdome, Buda TX
WHO: you & all your cool ass skate friends
HOW: register via link in bio or email [email protected]

Plz join us in wishing the GOAT— 🐐 SCRAPEGOAT 🐐 —a very happy birthday today! 🖤🤠 Scrape pours their whole heart into our sport, from workshopping strategy with us, to track maintenance for the league, to leading our Travel Team & beyond! 🚀✨ We’re so gotdang lucky they’re a Rhinestone!Enjoy your day today Scrape, we love u!! 🖤

The Rhinestones of Texas Roller Derby aim to be a beacon of inclusivity and acceptance. It is our commitment to foster a space where trans individuals not only find refuge but where their voices resonate and thrive. Each member of the Rhinestone family is cherished, and their safety is our unwavering priority. Together, we celebrate diversity, elevate voices, and stand united in creating a community that is not just welcoming, but embraces the beauty and value of every individual and all minorities. Trans, nonbinary, or gender non-conforming, we ride together ✨🏳️‍⚧️✨

Y’all best roll up SEVERAL today in honor of our sweet CANNABISH’S BIRTHDAY 🎉🍃💨 Bish’s smile & positivity lights up the track brighter than yer trusty zippo lightin up a doob — We’re so grateful to call her our teammate & friend 🌻❤️🤠 Bish, we hope your day is filled with the best of times & the dankest of bud 🌳 Love you!!
📷 .lavelle

Did you see us win Champs & say to yerself, “GAH DAMN! I WANNA SKATE” Well buddy, we’ve got great news. Retired Holy Roller Lacey Bones is back with 🛼 DERBY ACADEMY 🏫 — for skaters starting their derby journey, who want instruction to get prepped for tryouts, or just for fun! Lacey goes over stability, stance, striding, & the basic skills you’ll need to know for skating banked track. We’ve got gear to rent for FREE so you don’t need to bring anything except a smile 🤠
➡️ Email [email protected] for more info!
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SATURDAYS JAN 13-MAR 16
Level 1 - 8:30 am to 10:30 am
Level 2 - 10:30 am to 12:30 pm
$20 per session

2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ SZN IS HERE, BAYBAY!! We’re taking this first bout UNDERGROUND to the Almighty Thunderdome on Saturday Feb 3rd with 🔥 Las Putas del Fuego 🖤 vs. 😼 Hellcats 💖Y’all already know our underground bouts ALWAYS sell out SO GIT TIX NOW before it’s too late! 🎟️ LINK IN BIO 🎟️
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SAT FEB 3
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TXRD Thunderdome
Doors 5pm

Taking the reins in 2024, yer new Rhinestone Captains — Jackie Lantern & Jose Queervo 🐴❤️🎉 We can’t WAIT to git back in the saddle for another season of raisin hell n whoopin ass! HAPPY NEW YEAR 🪩✨🤠 See y’all soon…!
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What have the Rhineys been up to this off-season?? Just the usual — Skating with horses, gettin branded, chuggin (sippin from a straw) Lonies & making our warehouse into a warehome 🏡🐴 ❤️ Big ol’ THANK YA to Brandon at .2u for getting us all tatted up & to the prettiest kitty Dyers Eve for our group photos 😸💕

Wishing all you jingle horses a wonderful Winter Solstice & Happy Y’all-idays 🤠❄️