Guy Montgomery

I am very grateful to everyone who has supported my hare-brained scheme of uploading an hour of comedy to YouTube!

10,000 views in three days is beyond my wildest dreams! A meagre 7,999,990,000 to go

MY ENTIRE HOUR LONG STAND UP SHOW FROM LAST YEAR IS NOW ON YOUTUBE

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The earlier W.I.P. in Wellington has sold out so I am doing another, wackier one on the same night (Thursday Feb 15) at 9PM

Coming to do a W.I.P. in Wellington on Thursday Feb 15

Melbourne (pictured here out of focus)

To celebrate the first of February (one of my top twenty-nine days in February) and also with the forceful encouragement of my manager, I have upgraded one of my shows in your upcoming comedy festival to the Main Town Hall

Now obviously a post like this is bound to raise a lot of questions. Is this due to public demand? Is it a hubristic PR move that ultimately sees me perform my show in a big, beautiful empty room? What are my other favourite twenty eight days in February? As it stands, it is too soon to answer any of these questions but the fact remains it is happening and I am both overwhelmed and excited

I do not recognise the young boys in this photo.

Ten years ago I set out to become friends with Tim Batt through the somewhat unconventional method, of watching and reviewing Grown Ups 2 together.

Within one year we had spent 87.5 hours (over three and a half days) not just with each other but also the ensemble cast of Grown Ups 2. A friendship forged in the fires of mutual self flagellation and insanity was born.

In the time that has passed we have grown so close, and spent so much time in each other’s company that the idea we once didn’t know each other feels impossibly abstract.

Mission friendship can be considered a success… but at what cost?

To mark ten years of friendship, of the Worst Idea of All Time and our looming freedom from the shackles of watching movies together over and over again - we are going back to where it all started. A large scale, celebratory live podcast reflecting on what I have come to regard as one of cinemas great treats, the 2013 triumph that is Grown Ups 2.

Please join us at 7:30PM on Saturday February 10 at as we say goodbye to an era and acknowledge that these two young boys… have finally Grown Up (2)

If this photo gets 10,000 likes I will upload a s*x tape I made with this car (just over the pants stuff but surprisingly hardcore)

Very satisfying to see year’s eve falls on the 31st this year

Been working really hard on something exciting to round out the year and I am so excited to finally be able to share it with you all! Behold… Senior Fettuccine

Sound off in the comments with what you think!

Holy moly! I am so excited to tour all over Australia and Aotearoa again with my brand new hour of stand up, 50,000,000 Guy Fans Can’t Be Wrong. Really pushing the limits of how popular I am in both the show title and the venue bookings. I legitimately cannot believe some of the rooms I’m going to play (the Civic!!!) and it is my deepest, darkest, most base desire to fill them up with people like YOU. The hard working facebook user who is reading this post. All shows go on sale THIS FRIDAY November 17th at 10AM local time

https://linktr.ee/guy_mont

Wow! What an honour, I remember when I did my first open mic I dreamed of one day outgrowing comedy and graduating to the hallowed halls of being a personality. You can vote for me or any of the other nine nominees or you could put your phone down and talk to a loved one

Good luck to Guy Montgomery and all of the nominees

We are filming season two of Guy Mont-Spelling Bee in Auckland - two episodes a day on November 6, 7, 8 and 9!

Email [email protected] for more information and to reserve a free seat (or seats)!

Olive took the photo! 🤩🆒💗

Never meet your heroes

When Aaron and Paul asked me to a lunch they were calling “the big event” I was very excited. A chance to wine, dine and pick the brains of two of my greatest inspirations? I’d be mad to say no.

Lunch was a disaster, when I arrived they’d already ordered for the table but whenever I went to eat something they told me that was “table food” and not to be so rude, then they’d make a mouthful and pretend the table had a mouth underneath it and throw the food at my shoes. When I started to get upset they said they were just kidding around and I was welcome to try anything I pleased. This basically involved them pushing my head into all of the different dishes and asking me “How I was enjoying the food?”

Afterwards they asked me to direct a photoshoot in front of Auckland’s iconic Eden Park, I said sure thing, so long as they promise to take one photo with me. After over one hour and thousands of snaps they told me they “Weren’t feeling it” and confiscated my phone to send lewd texts and images to my immediate and extended family. Now no-one (including them) will text me back, they confiscated my car because I was “too sad to drive” and my phone battery is on 1%

These are not good men

Debuting my new haircut on television tonight! Tune in to at 8:40PM on to see what Chelsie is calling “too short”

Gonna smoke these clowns at 8:40 tonight on Have You Been Paying Attention?

Not pictured: the young English couple getting into the lift while I frantically pulled my arms down to make it look like I wasn’t taking this photo of myself that as it turns out, is neither flattering or interesting

Two Guys, One Sanjay

A shocking photo of a perfect night

Another fascinating glimpse from my perfectly curated life ✨

you’ve got company (swipe to see who)

New tattoo courtesy of Olive’s (8) beautiful artistry and a very poor season of fantasy football

Thanks to for the flawless ex*****on

My life My rules, so keep your nose out of my Business!!

I love stand up comedy and I love !

Thanks to everyone who came to see my solo show this year and also to for the idea to take this photo

Have you seen this man?

Last live spelling bee of the year! You should see the words I’ve uncovered

9:30PM with a red hot line up