Hondata Sucks

We know what's going on.

When your 13 AFR Hondata Brotune is strong. Trust us they say, 13 afr is fine they say, you'll never melt anything running 13 afr. S**t happens when you listen to the s**ttiest tooners in the Honda market.

All those years of claimed "R&D" and "safe" tunes that are nothing but bu****it.

There is an epidemic we must address -- Electronically Transmitted Diseases. The latest in such trends is known as "Hondata". Be careful what you plug these things into, or you may end up with an infection you may never be rid of.

This is what a moronic shill looks like. Hand a shill a free FlashPro and they will lie through their teeth for you. He claims he got the "Hondata because it makes more power", yet continues to demonstrate the complete opposite. I have some snake oil that works miracles for this guy.

Buy a Hondata for your Type R they said. It'll be great they said. It'll be "reliable" they said. It's "2 years" of "R&D" they said.

More brilliant Hondata wisdom. Is it really a limiter increase that breaks pistons, or just terrible tuning from your horrible software and recommended "tuners"? I'll go with the latter.

Couldn't help but chuckle at this fan submitted meme. Hahaha

Hey Hondata, here's a real land speed car. But don't give up guys, maybe you'll get there one day.

Hondata's "leading" recommended tooner. What a true professional.

But hey, we announced we'll be producing knock tunes for Spoon, so who cares about our average Joe.

When your car is such a piece of s**t, you have to downgrade it to an even bigger piece of s**t ECU.

When you gotta wipe your ass, keep a roll handy.

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