Billy Bones - Pirate Jokes

Billy Bones, pirate skeleton, comedian and band member of Captain Hellfire and The Wretched Brethren Hi thar mateys, it be me! Billy Bones!

The rottenest, most scoundrelly wastrel of a pirate skeleton, beached off the coast of the Southern Seas, bleached by the sun and sticky with rum and other assorted debaucheries. I be spending me time with Captain Hellfire's crew, with all the pillagin' and rapin' and the wenchin' and so forth (though these days I be much more in the preference of observing than taking part)

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