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The Presidential Debate

As a proud Republican who has never voted for a Democrat with the exception of maybe the dude who grades the sand roads in my township, I would have loved to have seen the presidential debate. However, I was on a forklift all evening and didn’t leave work until 10 PM. When I got home I turned on Sean Hanity and couldn’t have laughed harder at the things they were saying about dementia Joe’s performance at the debate. I then promptly fell asleep in the chair, but was able to wake up this morning and watch my favorite news shows.

The left-wing lunatic news media were all freaking out about how they can replace dementia Joe. I am hoping that they can’t, but it’s my guess they are going to be calling Gavin Newsom over and over again between now and the convention where they will have a broker convention and remove Dementia Joe as their nominee.

Apparently at one point Donald Trump actually said I have no idea what he just said at the end of that statement because the words that were coming out of his mouth did not do any of the connecting to the other words that were coming out of his mouth and certainly didn’t make up a sentence. The man prepared for this debate for 5 to 7 days at Camp David and that’s what happened. He couldn’t function on his feet in a debate, how in the hell is that man going to do any sort of negotiating with other world leaders, most worrisome is the Axis Of As****es (Russia, China, Iran, and North Korea).

Here are four headlines that made me smile this morning: From the New York Times “A fumbling performance, and a panicking party“. From Axios “Biden‘s debate a DEFCON 1 moment”. From the Daily Beast “Joe Biden mumbles and stumbles the Democrats into crisis”. and finally from the politico “ ‘WTF’: panicked Dems start looking for alternatives to Biden“.

So many people are predicting that Gavin Newsom is inserted as the nominee at the Democrat convention. I really doubt Gavin Newsom wants to gain the nomination that way, but he may do it. The other option the Democrats have is to beg RFK to get on their ballot. Now Robert Kennedy Junior is running as an independent and is not yet on a whole 50 ballots I don’t know if he can get off of the ballots that he’s on as an independent and then back on as a Democrat, but the cheaters in the Democrat party can do miraculous things. RFK is, like Dementia Joe Biden, a big Green New N**i agenda supporter.

Many lawmakers are worried about the United States looking weak and being vulnerable to a major attack over the next five months while a bumbling fool like dementia Joe is in the White House. This gives me great concern that they will use the 25th amendment to remove Dementia Joe from Office and just run camel toe Harris and Gavin Newsom on the same ballot. Then we would have the what amounts to a Hawk Tuah girl as president.

Dementia Joe on the other hand thinks he did well last night and claims that it’s hard to debate a liar. That would explain all the times people lost debates to dementia Joe. Dementia Joe is the biggest liar on the planet and told his fair share of whoppers last night like when he tried to pretend he didn’t have any soldiers die while he was in office.

Jill Biden dragged Joe Biden to a debate watch party to celebrate what they thought was an awesome performance. Jill Biden actually told Joe on stage that he did so great because he answered every question. I just couldn’t stop laughing. She was treating him as if he were a 10-year-old boy. at that watch party there were actually people cheering for Joe Biden because we’ve got people who are just that dumb in our society.




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On Monday Tuesday and Wednesday I did a few stories while watching the news, but didn’t have time to edit those stories. They are included here, if you haven’t heard about them, it’s news to you. If you have, shut up and read them anyway.

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Shockingly enough, the weight loss drug Zep Bound has reduced the severity of sleep apnea in patients. Given the fact that sleep apnea is more prevalent in people who are overweight and likely a result of their obesity my response to that story is “no crap!”



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71 year-old Marissa Tejo, who has to have had all of the work done, competed in the Miss Texas USA pageant. The 71 year-old was allowed to compete after the Miss Universe organization changed their rules to be more inclusive of women over the age of 18.

Now by saying that she had all of the work done, I’m not distracting from her beauty. I will say that there is no way her body is 100% natural, but it is 100% beautiful. And because I’m a dude I don’t really care if there was work done or not.



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Two astronauts are stuck on the international space station after the Boeing Starliner developed four additional helium leaks in orbit. The original leak found was considered too small to pose a threat. “NASA and Boeing managers decided the leak was too small to pose a safety thread and the ship was cleared for launch. Once in orbit and on the way to the space station, however, for more helium leaks developed.”



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In their continued effort to make America marginal again, the dementia Joe administration has reached a plea deal with Julian Assange.

Julian Assange will appear in a United States federal court in the Northern Mariana Islands. He is expected to plead guilty to violating American espionage laws and receive a sentence of 62 months time served. apparently Julian Assange has spent the last five years in a maximum security prison in London.

In 2010 Julian Assange released half a million classified documents pertaining to the United States war on terror in both Afghanistan and Iraq. After that, Assan spent a considerable amount of time seeking asylum in various embassies where he rubbed his own p**p on the wall. Shockingly enough, after having rubbed his own p**p on the wall he was kicked all of the way out.

Julian Assange also had some sort of a relationship with Pamela Anderson. I don’t understand it. Pamela Anderson could have literally any man on the planet and yet this fruitcake and her had some sort of relationship. Maybe it was just a friendship and they didn’t do the banging, but it was still a weird friendship.

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In case you needed more reasons to hate the Dementia Joe administration, Ho***rs is closing restaurants across the country. Ho***rs is closing 40 of their 300 restaurants worldwide because of “Current market conditions“. That is a 12% reduction in restaurants.

“Like many restaurants under pressure from current market conditions, Ho***rs has made made the difficult decision… We look forward to continuing to serve our guests at home, on the go and at our restaurants here in the US and around the globe.”

The locations that Ho***rs are closing are in Florida, Texas, Kentucky and Indiana.

To be fair, Twin Peaks is a better restaurant when it comes to their food. I will say that I like Twin Peaks regular uniform better than ho***rs regular uniform, but I’m not a big fan of lingerie day at Twin Peaks because I really don’t want my waitress serving me my food in her underwear. I’m not sure why exactly, it’s just not my thing I guess.

41% of Americans say they plan to spend less at restaurants this year. That is a direct result of inflation caused by high gas prices because of the dementia Joe administrations love for The Green New N**i agenda.

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The Florida Panthers won the Stanley Cup after winning the first three games of the series, losing the next three games of the series, and then finally winning in game seven.

I tried to watch the third period of the hockey game after I got done with all the things Monday night, but I only succeeded in falling asleep.

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Apparently barstool sports founder and all-around cool dude, Dave Portnoy, has cancer. Prayers for that dude as he fights for his life.



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Flooding in Minnesota after historic rains have caused the Rapidan dam to be on the verge of collapse. A home plunged 85 feet into the Blue Earth River as a result of the flooding.

Of course the Green New N**is will blame climate change and your internal combustion engine.


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Evan Gershkovich is currently standing trial in Russia for espionage after having spent a year behind bars there. Vladimir Pudy-Putin is trying to use this journalist as a bargaining chip with the United States. What he doesn’t understand is that Evan is not only white and male, but he’s also not a WNBA basketball player. He’s not going to get some sort of arms dealer in exchange for a white dude of European descent who is not an athlete.

This Evan dude will not get out of prison unless and until President Trump is elected.



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Jamal Bowman will no longer be a congressman after the end of his term because he lost his Democrat primary after going all in on the cease-fire now garbage. That’s one less squad member in Congress. I believe they’re back to an all female group now. That helps with my nickname of them which is the Four Hose beasts of the Apocalypse.



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Apparently Hawk Tuah is a thing. If you haven’t seen the video, you should watch it. Just know the young lady in that video is a preacher’s daughter and a kindergarten teacher. Apparently she’s also making a s**t ton of money off her 15 minutes of fame.



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12-year-old Joslin Nungaray will be laid to rest today. She is the young lady who was s*xually abused for two hours, strangled and dumped in a creek by two illegal do**he bags from Venezuela. Prayers for her family. I can’t imagine.

Her funeral will be held at funeral home in Houston, followed by a burial. The entire tab for her funeral is being picked up by that furniture dude Mattress Mack there in Houston. I think he’s the guy who makes all the bets on the major is sporting events when Houston teams are involved. The bets generally consist of free mattresses if certain things happen.

The traitorous lying sack of s**t, Alejandro Mayorkas, claims that dementia Joe’s border policy is working. Of course he’s referring to Dementia Joe’s recent limits on the numbers of illegal migrants being reduced to 2500 per day. “I just received an operational briefing on the success of the presidents actions so far here in the Tucson sector and along our southern border. The president’s actions are working because of the tough response to illegal crossings. The security of the American public is indeed our highest priority. The individual who is responsible for a heinous criminal act is the criminal. We need to bring the full force of the law to bear on that criminal...“



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100 today with a 40% chance of thunderstorms and an overnight low of 76. 92 on Saturday with a 30% chance of thunderstorms and an overnight low of 68. 86 on Sunday with a 30% chance of thunderstorms and an overnight low of 72. 98 on Monday with 20% chance of thunderstorms and an overnight low of 76. 100 on Tuesday with an overnight low of 76. 96 on Wednesday With a 30% chance of thunderstorms and an overnight low of 74. 94 on Thursday with a 20% chance of storms.

June 23 NIN

President Trump he held a rally yesterday in Philadelphia Pennsylvania. The rally was held in North Philly, but prior to the rally he stopped at the famous Nick and Tony’s Philly cheesesteak sandwich restaurant on the southside. After paying for his sandwich he left a $500 tip. He also wrote on the receipt “Vote Trump No tax on tips.“

President Trump also told the crowd at the rally that he had suggested to Dana White, the head of UFC, that they should create a migrant UFC league. That way the champion of the UFC league and the migrant UFC league could battle for a championship. Donald Trump actually said that he thinks the migrants might win. And then he went on to say “It’s not the worst idea I’ve ever had “.

He also asked people at the restaurant who they liked for VP. Almost every name in contention was shouted out including Sarah Huckabee Sanders who isn’t in contention. Tulsi Gabbert was named, Tim Scott was named, but so was JD Vance.

It is my understanding that JD Vance has a lot of respect on both sides of the aisle throughout the upper Midwest. From that respect JD Vance would not only help President Trump win Ohio, but he would also gain him votes in Pennsylvania and Michigan. I guess, that that would be a very smart pick even though I am a fan of the obvious pic of Tim Scott to pander to the African-American vote. However, many African-Americans believe that Tim Scott is nothing more than an uncle Tom so maybe he wouldn’t help out as much as I think. Tulsi Gabbard is my other pic just because she’s easy on the eyes.

Donald Trump actually stopped himself from using the word bulls**t during the rally and explained that Franklin Graham had written him a beautiful letter asking him to quit swearing at his rallies. He then used the word bulls**t anyway while saying he wasn’t going use the word bulls**t so much. He also said that the word bulls**t isn’t really all that bad of a swearword.




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A do**he nozzle has been arrested in Philadelphia after having shot an officer in the neck after having been pulled over. The officer is in critical condition. Prayers for that officer’s recovery and for his family.



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Apparently Jamal Bowman is a male member of the squad. As you all know I have dubbed the squad the Four Hose Beasts of the Apocalypse. However, their numbers have expanded and now apparently they’re allowing men to be part of their squad. It does appear that Jamal Bowman will be voted out of office, which will remove his ass from the squad and make it an all female group of hose beats again.

In any event AOC and Jamal Bowman held a rally in the Bronx New York where Jamal Bowman wore a yellow T-shirt with the sleeves cut off and did a whole bunch ton of swearing.

They then called for a cease-fire in Gaza. Of course they continue to ignore the fact that the only thing standing in the way of a cease-fire is the fact that Hamas won’t handover the hostages to Israel. They also ignore the fact that there was a cease-fire on October 6 however the cease-fire was broken by the do**he bags of Hamas who reside in Gaza.

Both Jamal Bowman and his opponent Latimer Have spent $23 million on this Democrat Primary. Hellbitch Hillary Clinton has endorsed Latimer.



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According to the press the rivalry between WNBA‘s Indiana Fever and the Chicago sky is furious. Of course Caitlin Clark is the star of the Fever and Angel Reese is the star of the Sky.

Caitlin Clark while talking to the press said “I’m pretty sure the only people who viewed this as arrival is all of you.“

If you don’t have anything less boring to do, like maybe watching paint dry, you can tune in and watch the WNBA‘s most furious rivalry as it tips off at 3 PM central standard time.



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There was an officer involved shooting in Minneapolis Kansas at Markley Grove Park.

Apparently the pool manager heard gunshots at about 830 Saturday morning. He called the police and when they went to investigate a 46-year-old do**he canoe came out of his house and shot at them. The officers returned fire poorly.

The do**he canoe is expected to survive and will be booked into the jail after having been released from the hospital. If the officers had done a better job of returning fire, there would’ve been no need for a hospital or a jail cell.



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The Garden City Kansas Police Department is asking for help from its community to locate a do**he tool suspected of robbery. Carlos Macias Junior is 31 years old and suspected of several robberies in early June.

Apparently he drives a tan 2001 dodge ram pick up truck with a temporary Kansas tag. Obviously he is trying to steal enough money to pay the tags and taxes and insurance required to be able to operate a motor vehicle on the roadway.



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A high of 96 today with an overnight low of 74. 102 tomorrow with a 30% chance of thunderstorms later in the day and an overnight low of 78. 100 on Tuesday with a 20% chance of thunderstorms in the afternoon and an overnight low of 74. 96 on Wednesday with an overnight low of 72. 94 on Thursday with an overnight low of 76 and 20% chance of storms. 100 on Friday with an overnight low of 76 and 94 on Saturday with a 20% chance of showers in the morning.



It appears as if I will continue to have to go to work early at least through Wednesday morning. Hopefully I will be able to do a post on Thursday, but it is likely that I will do on Friday as a post debate post to recap the debate between Dementia Joe and President Trump.

NIN UPDATE

Today is national onion rings day. Burger King wants to help you celebrate by giving you a free order of onion rings with every one dollar Hace. So if you go purchase a drink you can get a free onion rings. The bulls**t catch is that you have to download their app and order it online. Burger King can stick their app up their ass. It’s just more bulls**t on my phone that I don’t need. 

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Two illegal p***s puffers from Venezuela are being charged with the murder of a 12-year-old girl in Houston Texas. In case you’re wondering, yes, these p***s puffers were apprehended at the border, but the border patrol was forced to release them because of Dementia Joe’s catch and release policies.

Yes, there is more blood on Dementia Joe’s hands. The question is, will We The People hold this demented old fool accountable on the first Tuesday in November.

The illegal p***s puffers abducted the girl, strangled her to death and then dumped her body in a creek.

Five migrants were arrested for kidnapping a girl in Indiana and dragging her ass all the way to Missouri. So there’s an actual war on women being waged by illegal immigrants who are being let into the country by Dementia Joe and his administration.

Yet, they will tell you that if you vote for Trump this November you hate women because he has a sensible view on abortion.
That view, as described by Trump himself, is that the states should decide whether or not they allow abortions in their states.
This is constitutional and the way things have to be. Because we won’t abolish abortion in this country until we’ve changed our hearts. 


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The illegal do**he bag from Ecuador who r***d the 13-year-old in New York City admitted to it in court yesterday. He actually went onto admit that he recorded the r**e. Videotaping your own crime is like telling people you just want to go to prison for the rest of your life. Hopefully he spends the rest of his life in a federal pound me in the ass prison where he gets gagged and r***d on a regular basis. 

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An illegal do**he bag from Ecuador was arrested in New York City for tying up a 13-year-old girl and ra**ng her in broad daylight. This piece of human trash who was allowed to enter our country by Dementia Joe and the Dementia Joe Administration, approached the 13 year old girl and her 13-year-old male companion with a machete. He tied them together by the wrist and r**e the girl in front of God and everybody at a local park.

The do**he bag, Christian Inga-Landi has been charged with r**e, robbery, kidnapping, s*x abuse, menacing, unlawful imprisonment, an act in a manner injurious to a child, and criminal possession of a weapon.

Apparently community members recognized him based on the footage from surveillance cameras that were released by the NYPD. At least 10 residents from Queens New York took this piece of human debris down and restrained his ass by tying him up with a belt until the police got there. It is unfortunate that they didn’t just take care of them right then and there. The do**he bag did receive injuries and was treated for them at the hospital. Obviously he wasn’t injured enough.

This monster entered the US illegally in Eagle Pass Texas with his three-year-old child. So unfortunately this thing actually reproduced. His child should be deported.





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Willie Mays passed away he was 93 years old. Prayers for his family. 

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Vladimir Putin is meeting with Lil Rocketman in order to strengthen his Axis Of As****es 

June 16 NIN

It is not likely that I will post this week because I have to be at work an hour early every day and possibly work an extra half hour at the end of each day. So I have decided to do a special Father’s Day edition.

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A drop dead gorgeous mother of five was r***d and murdered by an illegal El Salvadoran do**he bag. This horrible tragedy happened last August and the do**he bag has finally been arrested.

We don’t know a lot about this El Salvadoran do**he bag other than he illegally crossed our southern border. This punk was accused of ra**ng and murdering another woman before crossing our southern border. It is not clear whether or not he was apprehended and then released under the Dementia Joe administration’s bulls**t border policies or if he was an unknown got away. What we do know is that another beautiful American woman has been added to the list of those whose lives were cut short because of the policies of Dementia Joe.

37 year-old Rachel Morin’s body was found along a popular hiking trail in Baltimore after she was reported missing. Police say that 23-year-old Victor Martinez Hernandez hid in a drainage culvert before attacking this beautiful woman.

This do**he bag crossed our southern border in February 2023 after having allegedly murdered a woman in El Salvador in January of 2023. He then attacked a nine-year-old girl and her mother in Los Angeles during a home invasion in March 2023.

Authorities were able to link DNA samples from that assault in March 2023 to the murder of Rachel Morin in August 2023. The do**he bag was finally arrested in Oklahoma this past Friday.

Harford County Sheriff Jerry Gahler said “We are 1800 miles from the southern border and the American citizens are not safe because of failed immigration policies. This is the second time in just two years that an innocent Harford County woman has lost her life to a criminal in our country illegally. In both cases they are suspects from El Salvador with ties to criminal gangs. this should not be happening.”

You may remember that President Trump was chastised for calling MS-13 gang members from El Salvador animals. It is the same people who called him an animal that are responsible for the crime that is being perpetrated against our women. Those are also the people who claim to be for women’s rights.

Governor Larry Hogan who is running for the United States Senate tweeted on X “This should be yet another wake up call to stop letting politics get in the way of public safety and act to make sure violent criminals do not come into our country and are taken off our streets.” we all know that governor Larry Hogan is a rhino Republican and probably borders on being a never Trumper even though President Trump endorsed him for Senate just last week. if he is ready for mass deportations of illegal immigrants to stop these types of crimes, maybe America will turn the corner.

The do**he bag is in the process of being extradited to Maryland where he faces r**e and first-degree murder charges. I’m just guessing, but it is doubtful that Maryland has the proper death penalty laws with which to punish this piece of human debris Victor Martinez Hernandez.

Since the implementation of Dementia Joe’s bulls**t border policies, crime in El Salvador has dropped to its lowest level in years as they export their do**he bags to the United States. These do**he bags who have actually committed crimes here should be executed for their crimes while the ones who have yet to commit crimes should be deported after which they can follow the appropriate legal immigration process.






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Two people are dead and six others are in the hospital after a shooting at a Juneteenth festival in Round Rock Texas. Among the six others are two children. My guess is that the shooter was not White because if he had been they would already be calling this a hate crime.

As you know, Juneteenth is a fake ass made up holiday that is supposed to celebrate the day the very last slaves found out that they were free after the Civil War. Communications were very slow back in those days so it took quite a while for the message to get to the last slave. Now banks and Post offices will be closed on June 19 as it is a Federal holiday. To be fair, the only non-fake ass made up holidays are Christmas and Easter.

Alan Banks, Round Rock police chief, said “It just breaks your heart. It breaks your heart for a family that was coming out to enjoy their evening. And now their life is forever changed as a result of somebody who couldn’t care less about somebody else’s life. And that’s so disappointing. Our goal is to put those folks behind bars. And our goal is to get them put away for life.”

Obviously Texas has the death penalty and is not afraid to use it. Hopefully that will be on the table.



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Dementia Joe’s Hollywood fundraiser was financially successful as the elitist as***le Hollywood stars who hate Trump and Trump supporters gave him a s**t ton of money. This is why I try not to support Hollywood or any of their products. I can live without watching these Jackasses act.

Anti-Semitic protesters gathered outside the event with their hate filled signs. The anti-Semitic demonstrators demanded a cease-fire as if there’s anything any of the Hollywood elites can actually do to stop Israel from avenging the October 7 assault on their people.

George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Jimmy Kimmel and Jack Black were among the attendees. Of course Comrade Obama was there to ensure the people writing the checks that he was the puppet master pulling the strings on the Dementia Joe Administration.

The event raised more than $28 million for the Dementia Joe Campaign. It is now the largest financial fundraiser in Democrat campaign history.



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Rumor has it that Doug Burgum from North Dakota is the top contender in the group of people being considered for President Trump’s running mate. None of the reasons for this make any political sense. President Trump wants someone who doesn’t have aspirations to run for president immediately upon becoming vice president of the United States because he wants to immediately begin to work on turning the country around.

Doug Bergum from North Dakota will not gain Trump any electoral votes. The odds are that President Trump will win North Dakota without Doug Burgum on the ticket. That is not the case with South Carolina. Having Tim Scott on the ticket would not only give President Trump The opportunity to make deeper inroads into the African-American community vote, but would almost ensure electoral votes from South Carolina.

Another front runner for the vice presidential spot on the ticket is Byron Donalds. Byron Donalds is from Florida. Byron Donald is also an African-American, here again, not likely a state where President Trump needs help, but would probably help ensure that the Trump campaign wins Florida. He could also give Donald Trump some additional African-American votes.

Obviously Doug Burgum would be an asset with regard to energy policy, but not necessarily an asset as Vice President of the United States. Doug Burgum does actually look like the old Timey presidents from the early days of the United States of America.




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The baby killers at PMSNBConLSD or as they’re more commonly known MSNBC put out an op-ed on Father’s Day saluting the men who stayed by the side of their wives after they had a medically necessary abortion. They went on to talk about the men who stood by their wife side as they had an abortion as part of family planning. This was all done to complain about the decision by the Supreme Court which overturned Roe versus Wade.

As we all know, the overturning of Roe versus wade did not end abortion in America. It simply gave states the right to decide if they wanted baby killing to happen in their state.

Those of us here in Kansas had a vote about changing our constitution to reflect pro life views and it failed. Therefore, pro-lifers like me had to realize that we here in the state of Kansas like our baby killing. It was kind of a hard pill to swallow, but nonetheless abortion remains legal in the state of Kansas. There are other states who had a different outcome.

Until we change our hearts in America, abortion will be legal and stand between us and a successful country with God‘s protection. There is nobody more pro choice than a young man who has knocked up his girlfriend. Having said that, 80% of women who had abortions say they would not have made that choice had they had support from the man in their life. There should not be an Op-Ed saluting the men who were likely responsible for the choice the woman made.






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The IDF has announced that they are doing tactical pauses in their campaign to free the hostages taken by the evil bastards in Gaza. These pauses are intended to open a path for humanitarian aid to get to the evil people of Gaza.

There is not any amount of humanitarian aid that will change the hearts of these evil bastards in Gaza. Israel should just stop trying and go about the business of killing people and breaking things.

When Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was finally told about the brakes in the assault, he called the brakes in fighting unacceptable. That is because Benjamin Netanyahu has huge balls.





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Gordon Ramsay got into a really bad bicycle accident. He is encouraging people to wear a helmet because it apparently saved his melon. He lifted up his shirt and showed that the entire side of his abdomen was bruised to the point where it was almost black.

I am encouraging people not to ride bicycles on the roadway where cars are wizzing by them at 70 mph.




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Aaron Rodgers was a no-show for the New York Jets mandatory mini camp this week. Now there are questions about his whereabouts. Knowing Aaron Rodgers, my guess is he was on some fruity nature trip.

Missing the mini camp could cost him more than $100,000 in fines. My guess is, Aaron Rodgers has plenty of money.



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The United football league championship is today. The game will be at 4 PM central standard time and will be between Birmingham and San Antonio. Go Birmingham!



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94 for the high today and tomorrow with potential thunderstorms and a miserable wind today and tomorrow with overnight lows of 74 both days. Miserably windy on Tuesday with an overnight low of 72. 88 on Wednesday with a 30% chance of storms and an overnight low of 70. 86 on Thursday with a 30% chance of storms and an overnight low of 68. 90 on Friday with an overnight low of 72. 92 on Saturday.