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બાહર નીકળે તો લૂ લાગે અને ઘર મા બેસે તો એકલું લાગે.

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📌July Current Affairs Quiz Questions :
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1. Who won 19th Commonwealth Chess Championship ?
Ans- Abhijeet Gupta
2. Name the pioneer of SMS technology who died recently?
Ans- Matti Makkonen
3. Who was nominated as first female judge of Afghanistan Supreme Court?
Ans- Anisa Rasouli
4. Who was appointed as Interim CMD of Oil India Limited?
Ans- U P Singh
5. Which Indian-American teacher was named for US Presidential Award for Excellence in
Mathematics and Science Teaching by President Barack Obama.?
Ans- Darshan Jain
6. Which is the new version of Facebook that was launched for its application for Android
phones in India?
Ans- FB Lite
7. Which country becomes first nation to eliminate mother-to-child HIV and syphilis?
Ans- Cuba
8. Mhara Gaon- Jagmag Gaon Scheme launched in which state?
Ans- Haryana
9. Who was selected for the G D Birla Award for Scientific Research for 2014?
Ans- Sanjeev Galande
10. 7th Meeting of India-Thailand Joint Commission was held at_________.
Ans- Bangkok
11.Which Indian-American professor named for 2015 World Agriculture Prize laureate?
Ans- R Paul Singh
12. Which state launched the State Portal - ePMS (Electronic Projects Management System) to
fast track infrastructural development.?
Ans- Punjab
13. Which operation was launched by Army to secure Amarnath Yatra?
Ans- Operation Shiva
14.The Adani Group, will set up a ₹4,536 crore solar park in _____
Ans- Ramanathapuram district of Tamil Nadu
15. Ryan Harris who announced his retirement from all forms of cricket belongs to which
country?
Ans- Australia
16. Which Insurance Company has launched weather based crop insurance scheme for three
districts for Maharashtra?
Ans- Bajaj Allianz
17. Which country is largest shareholders in Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank (AIIB)?
Ans-China
18. Sampada is a facility for e-registration of property documents launched by which state?
Ans-Madhya Pradesh
19. Who has been named as the winner of the 2015 World Food Prize?
Ans-Fazle Hasan Abed of Bangladesh
20. Who is the author of the book “Kashmir: The Vajpayee Years”?
Ans-Former Research and Analysis Wing chief AS Dulat
21. Newly appointed Director of the Aeronautical Development Agency?
Ans- C D Balaji
22. USA won Women's FIFA World Cup for the third time by defeating which country?
Ans- Japan
23. Which bank has launched first MUDRA card under Pradhan Mantri MUDRA Yojana?
Ans- Corporation Bank
24. India won 2015 South Asian Basketball Championship by defeating _____
Ans- Sri Lanka
25. Who won 2015 Formula 1 British Grand Prix title?
Ans- Lewis Hamilton (Britain)
26.______ of France granted with World Heritage status by UNESCO
Ans- Champagne vineyards
27. Which state government reported that 58 percent school kids suffer from orthopaedic ailment
due to heavy bags?
Ans- Maharashtra
28. Which system has been newly launched for Foreign Employers in India?
Ans- eMigrate
29. Which company has started Wallet Services- Speed Pay?
Ans- BSNL
30. Chile won Copa America formerly known as the South American Football Championship by
defeating ____
Ans- Argentina
31.China nominated Jin Liqun, for the post of AIIB President. Who is Jin Liqun?
Ans- Former Chinese Finance Minster
32. Microsoft to develop digital villages, cyber-security centre in which state ?
Ans- Maharashtra
33. Which Indian scientist was elected as fellow of Royal Society?
Ans- Kamal Bawa
34. .Which state has announced to replicate Maharashtra’s Jalyukta Shivar Abhiyan?
Ans- Rajasthan
35. Name the mobile application launched by The National Dairy Development Board (NDDB)
to boost dairy farmers' income?
Ans- Pashu Poshan
36. Which Bank launched watch banking application for Apple Watch?
Ans- HDFC Bank
37. Who won WBO Welterweight title by defeating Manny Pacquiao?
Ans- Floyd Mayweather
38.Book titled India Central Asia Relations: The Economic Dimension authored by _______
Ans- Amiya Chandra
39. The Film Society was conferred with the P

1980 में IDBI बैंक ने धीरुभाई
अँबानी को लोन देने से इन्कार
कर दिया था..
पर 2014 में मुकेश अँबानी ने
वो ही IDBI खरीदने का ऑफर
कर दिया.. इस दुनिया में कुछ भी असंभव नहीं है..
परसों HDFC बैंक वालों ने मुझे
भी लोन देने से इन्कार कर दिया..
देखते हैं अब क्या होता है.............

ज्ञान की 3 बातें हमेशा याद रखना:

ज्ञान न• 1☝:

अगर कोई हमें अच्छा लगता है
तो अच्छा वो नहीं हम है....

और अगर कोई हमें बुरा लगता है तो बुरा वही है क्युकि हम तो अच्छे हैं ना....
😄😄😄😄

ज्ञान न• 2✌:

ज़िंदगी से कोई चीज़ माँगो
तो ऐसे माँगो जैसे तुम्हारे बाप की थी...

और नहीं मिली तो कौनसी
तुम्हारे बाप की थी...
😆😆😆😆

ज्ञान न• 3 👆✌:

अगर कोई आपको देखकर दरवाज़ा बन्द कर देता है तो याद रखो...

कुण्ड़ी दोनो तरफ़ से होती है आप भी बाहर से बन्द करके भाग जाओ....
😂😂😂😂

ऑटो ड्रायवर की सीट के पीछे बहुत ही मस्त लाइन लिखी थी ....
कपल्स के लिए -
भारत की संस्कृति में सब कुछ बिकता है....
इज्जत से बैठिए आईने में सब कुछ दिखता है.!!

😉😉

एक गुजराती आदमी की तपस्या से प्रसन्न होकर भगवान उसको अमृत देते हैं ...
तो वो मना कर देता है ...

भगवान - क्यों वत्स..अमृत क्यों नहीं पी रहे. ?!
वत्स - " विमल " खाधि से प्रभु।।

😄😄😄😄

BIO - DATA of Katappa

नाम : कटप्पा
पिता : ऊथप्पा
दादा : विरप्पा
परदादा : नागबलिप्पा
माता : सनीलीयोप्पी
अटक : गेलसप्पा
सरनामु : मु. हडप्पा
तालुको-गोलगप्पा
जिल्लो-चोरप्पा
देश-पातालदेश
जन्म तारीख : 31/2/5035 (ई.पूवेँ)
जन्म तिथि : अधिक आसो सुद - अमास
धंधो : मारा-मारी, कापा-कापी, धबा-धबी, झीका-झीकी
नोकरी : महिष्मतीनगरी मा महिषापति
भाई : 2 (बे) काकबलिप्पा, बलिप्पा
बहन :3 (त्रण) अजप्पी, गजप्पी, महिषी
मोसाळ : संशोधन चालु छे.................

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😂😂
बोले तो....
मुन्नाभाई और सर्किट:

मुन्नाभाई:"ऐ सर्किट,क्या कर रेला है...?
सर्किट:"भाई,बल्ब पे अपुन के बाप का नाम लिख रहा हूँ..."
मुन्नाभाई:"काये कू...?
सर्किट:"भाई,बाप का नाम रोशन करने का है,ना..."
😜😝😜

मुन्नाभाई:"ऐ सर्किट,ये डॉ० लोग अॉपरेशन से पहले पेशैंट को बेहोश काये कू करते होंगे...?"
सर्किट:"भाई,बोले तो पेशैंट अॉपरेशन सीख गया,तो डॉ० लोगों की तो वॉट ही लग जायेगी...."
😜😝😜

मुन्नाभाई:"यार सर्किट,ये गांधी बापू हर नोट पे हंसता काये कू है...?"
सर्किट:"सिंपल है...भाई,रोयेंगे तो नोट गीला नहीं हो जायेगा...?"
😜😝😜

सर्किट:"भाई,ये अमेरिकन राष्ट्रपति कहाँ रहते हैं..?"
मुन्नाभाई:"धोबीघाट पे,और क्या..."
सर्किट"भाई,धोबीघाट बोले तो...?
मुन्नाभाई:"अरे,इंगलिश में बोले तो...
“WASHING TOWN"
😜😝😜

मुन्नाभाई:"ए सर्किट,बापू बोले तो गांधीजी कपड़े क्यों नहीं पहनते थे...?"
सर्किट:"भाई,बोले तो बापू भी उस टाइम के सलमान खान थे...!!"
😜😝😛😆😶😸😺
मार्किट में नया है...
घुमा...ओ... जोर से....

Good morning........... Frds

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Good morning friends.