Kinky Bricks

When internet discourse inspires inactive neurons… in the dumbest way imaginable! Hi, I’m alive. Apparently I needed to take a serious time out to recharge and not think about kink or stuff. But apparently I’m back and… yeah I have a couple ideas I need to explore. But first: dad jokes!!! **mhumor

Too esoteric or a searing expose into the importance of declaring space between social spheres? In this essay, I will… **mart ******ix

As I was making this, I realized that this could have been about cribbage! But then it would appeal only to kinky Midwesterners, so… and audience of about twenty? 😂 **m **mart **mcommunity ******ix

Long story short: I love this art, I’m burned out on the hustle. So I’ll keep posting stuff here as I make it, but the Etsy store is going away. Use the code “GOODBYE” to get 25% off and I’ll see y’all on the flip side. Link in the comments.

The strangest bursts of inspiration. Thanks to for permission to run with a reel. Also for the patience for the limitations of Lego. 😂. Not bad considering I’ve never been to a *ahem* “gentleman’s club”.

Do you feel lucky? **mcommunity **mmemes **mhumor

Just dumb ideas that pop into my head. I don’t have a problem with “adult entertainment”, but personally, I don’t see the appeal. It’s very samey. 🤷‍♂️

Bad bad bad jokes that make me laugh. And may inspire something else. **mcommunity **mart

I’ve been wanting to revisit this design, tweak it a bit. I think it’s kind of sincere and kind of sarcastic… ish? Maybe I’ll share it later. **mart

I will never not chuckle when I get a card order from Germany. Because I’m 12 and still believing that the s**t from Germany is just… like… wow!!! 😂😂😂 **mart

When you find yourself staring at the “no pets” sign just a little too long? I’m still alive, just had a rough month or so followed by an incredibly busy week that inspired me as it kicked my ass. Moving on! **mart **mhumor ******ix

Quick and dirty (llllladies) comic because the sun was out for an hour this afternoon and I’ve been waiting. ******ix **msubmissive **mpetplay **mart

What Mrrfl actually said is an exercise left to the reader 😊 **mart ******ix

Hands up everyone whose childhood I ruined!

“Censored” because I don’t even know with the algorithm. And, yeah, I have never understood the Fleshlight. Ever. I’m fully prepared to get testimonials and I’m happy for you if you’re happy with it but… wow. **mart

A lot of years ago, a very kinky friend told me about having a scene at a club with a guy. And how he crossed a line by using a prop that she had specifically told him not to. I was appalled and asked her if there were people there to enforce rules and whatnot. She said there were, but it was “Dave” (not his real name, like I could remember) and… you know it’s just “Dave”, right? Good old “Dave”. And nothing happened to him. That story stuck with me, not least of all because I’ve been hurt by plenty of “Dave”s in my life. So… here’s a little bit of catharsis for all the jerks and asshats in the kink community skating by on their reputations. **mcommunity **mhumor **mart

See, it’s the vagaries of language… or something **mbrat **mhumor **mcommunity

My kinks are Narnia business, Mr. Tumnus! **mcommunity **mhumor

My coffee shop had a pop up holiday art fair and one vendor offered pet portraits. The rest… **mhumor ******ix **mart

Fun fact: I was cast in an amateur production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream in college that never got off the ground. Which is why I have a lot of lines from the play seared in my memory. So… why not incorporate one into a really bad dad joke? **mart **mcommunity

Just in time for the holidays, restocks! My Etsy shop is linked in my bio and I am working on a new website that should be up in the next week, fingers crossed. Stay tuned. **mart **mcommunity

I really miss collaborating with models in the studio. The madder the idea, the better. I’m still here, got some store updates coming but for now, a look back.

Should I be this amused to be shipping my art to Germany? After growing up hearing about how the really risqué s**t came from over there? I’m going with yes. **mart **msubmissive

Apparently this year I was all about POST Halloween ideas. Weird. **m **mart ******ix **mhumor

Most days I love working in Lego. This time… not so much. There should be knees here. **mart **mcommunity **mlove