Bob

2 metres apart bruh

"You must love being inside all the time now! You can play ACNH and post on your meme pages all of the time!"

I've been dead set on uni work, so sorry about not being around as much. Doing some real cool s**t here though. Feeling good about myself and life. Maybe we'll get more wholesome posting. Could even show off a couple projects, until then...

Here's me in a juicer
https://twitter.com/ratvibe/status/1234282919297941510

rat mode on Twitter “juice https://t.co/pEbKSO00kX”

I FU***NG KNEW IT

Bobmin has started university.

Damn 🤬😡 ye! 👊👊 Let Neptune 🪐🌊 strike ye 🤜💥 dead 😿💀☠️ Winslow! HAAARK! 🤫🦻
Hark 👂👂 Triton, 🧜‍♂️🐟 hark! Bellow 🗣🤬 bid our father 👅💦 the Sea King 🌊👑 rise from the depths 🌪💨 full foul 🤧🤢 in his fury! 👿👿 Black 👨🏿‍🦱👨🏿‍🦱 waves teeming with salt foam 🌫🌧 to smother this young mouth 👄👅💦 with pungent slime 🍆💦😩 to choke ye 😈✊🥴 engorging your organs 😩😳🍆 til’ ye turn blue and bloated 🤯😱🤤 with bilge and brine and can scream 😩 no more 😿🤭 only when he 🤤👅💦 crowned in c**k 🍆le shells 🐚 with slitherin’ te****le 🦑🍆😳 tail and steaming beard 😤💨 take up his fell be-finned arm 💪🤛 his coral-tine trident screeches 😩😩 banshee-like in the tempest 🌊⛈ and plunges right through 😳🍆🍑 yer gullet 🥴🤤 bursting ye 😩😩 a bulging bladder no more 🥺🍆 but a blasted bloody film now 💦👅🎞 and nothing for the harpies 🦅 and the souls of dead sailors 🐦🧟‍♂️ to peck and claw 💅💅 and feed upon only to be lapped up 👅👄👀 and swallowed 😩👅🍆 by the infinite waters 💦🌊 of the Dread Emperor himself 😈👑 forgotten to any man, to any time 🙇‍♂️🤷‍♂️ forgotten to any god or devil 😈💯 forgotten even to the sea 🌊 for any stuff 😳🥴 or part of Winslow 🤤🍆 even any scantling of your soul 🙏🕋 is Winslow no more 😿😭😔 but is now itself the sea! 😳😥🌊

My name is Bob Animal Crossing and this bird makes me feel weird.

¿Por qué tantos hispanohablantes quieren deshuesar a Apollo?

I make all of my memes in paint

Pietro is a cool villager. The ugly ones are the rats, don't @ me.

The cool, sugar daddy villager, now has a leather jacket.

Get ready for Sanrio girls to have a new mascot.

Most of the sheep villagers now wear woolen sweaters. Don't want to think about the implications there.

Coco is hnnnggggg.

My man finally has his full ninja garb on.

Sheep also wear shirts now.

100+ new images have come out of the NH renders. They look... pretty fu***ng cuddly

Me checking in every five minutes to see if someone put a funny comment on my s**tpost.

https://discord.gg/RWPP8HU

BE PART OF A COMMUNITY
TALK TO THE 4 OTHER PEOPLE ON THE SERVER
LOOK AT FUNNY MEME
POST WEIRD FURRY HE**AI

DO IT ALL AT BOB'S HOUSE!

(this one doesn't expire)

Join the Bob's House Discord Server! Check out the Bob's House community on Discord - hang out with 4 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

Yeah f**k axes we're cutting this s**t with a fu***ng spatula.

No serrated edge, no weight. Straight out fry cook strats with this one.

Hey, so we got 3k a bit ago and I didn't do anything so uh...

Thanks, I like to see the things that you have to say. My town is small, and the people here don't vary that much. You remind me that the world is full of different and exciting people.

I'm sure we'll find them eventually, but for now, you'll do.

Heh.

I'm not even kidding at this point, we have to topple the world superpowers. China, the English Monarchy, the UN. Everything.

Ok, pet peeve, but I hate when people watermark memes. Yeah, my OG content gets reposted sometimes, but like... it just takes away from it? Like, imagine if every time you made the '7 ate 9' joke, you had to say the name of the guy that first made it, and where their grave is.

https://discord.gg/rWsPRC

Babe please pretty please join the discord babe. Babe pretty PLEASE BABE!

Join the Bob's House Discord Server! Check out the Bob's House community on Discord - hang out with 2 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

Bob listens to Plantasia. The music is good for his herbs.

Pascal got Twitter.

Hey so on the theme of monkey's here's something that has made me uncomfortable.

From:https://twitter.com/Inkune1

I am getting signals that perhaps branching out into other nintendo properties is not the way to go.

Look at these apes and tell me they don't look like every stereotypical trailer park family.